Just Once: "writer" is not responding, please wait

Story by Albus Kane on SoFurry

, ,

#11 of Just Once

I have too much baggage for an airline right now


Throughout the whole week, I've felt like I've been going insane. Starting yesterday, during part of the day, I feel uncomfortable and get all twitchy when I don't imagine being a woman, but after a while, it goes away, and COMES RIGHT THE FUCK BACK!!! Even when I take fucking Vitex, I feel horny half the time, but my therapist says that's normal or something. Sometimes, when I relax my jaw, I unconsciously mouth off the words "rape me please". I have been worried shitless about my final grade specifically in Math, one of the subjects I have consistently excelled at, because of some bullshit the teacher kept pulling and getting away with that meant that I got zeroes on quizzes I never even got. Thus, expect a hiatus until my mind is less chaotic and focused on sex and violence than a fucking Michael Bay action scene, and I know more about my gender identity than I know about Mexican soap operas.

Oh, College: "writer" is not responding, please wait

Throughout the whole week, I've felt like I've been going insane. Starting yesterday, during part of the day, I feel uncomfortable and get all twitchy when I don't imagine being a woman, but after a while, it goes away, and COMES RIGHT THE FUCK BACK!!!...

,

Backstories: Albus Kane (ZaW)

NARRATE THIS WITH MORGAN FREEMAN'S VOICE, EITHER IN YOUR HEAD OR OUT LOUD IF NEED BE It all started when Albus was 10. He got his first erection from looking at his teacher for math and now sex-ed, a female Bunny with cream-colored fur named Ms....

, , , , , , , , , , ,

Zombies are Wankers: Never Mind Settling Down

LAST TIME ON ZOMBIES ARE WANKERS: "YEAH! We fought off ALL the zombies and now we're completely safe for a while!" -Albus Kane, being wrong After the first round of zombies was killed and turned into fertilizer, the alarm rang again. Whereas last time...

, , , , , , , , , ,