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Story by Albus Kane on SoFurry

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#9 of Oh, College

Too much baggage for an airline right now


Throughout the whole week, I've felt like I've been going insane. Starting yesterday, during part of the day, I feel uncomfortable and get all twitchy when I don't imagine being a woman, but after a while, it goes away, and COMES RIGHT THE FUCK BACK!!! Even when I take fucking Vitex, I feel horny half the time, but my therapist says that's normal or something. Sometimes, when I relax my jaw, I unconsciously mouth off the words "rape me please". I have been worried shitless about my final grade specifically in Math, one of the subjects I have consistently excelled at, because of some bullshit the teacher kept pulling and getting away with that meant that I got zeroes on quizzes I never even got. Thus, expect a hiatus until my mind is less chaotic and focused on sex and violence than a fucking Michael Bay action scene, and I know more about my gender identity than I know about Mexican soap operas.

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