Extreme Butterfly - Poem for Nikkita

Story by Jacob King on SoFurry

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#3 of Free Poetry for Others

This was a poem written for Nikkita based on her request on this journal: http://www.sofurry.com/view/390983

Her request was: "WRITE A POEM ABOUT AN EXTREME BUTTERFLY. It's gotta be EXTREEEEEME."

You get what you asked for.


HOLY F##CKING DICK TIT SPRINKLES.

LOOK AT THAT F##CKING BUTTERFLY.

THE MOST EXTREME BUTTERFLY THAT

WOULD KICK ALL OTHER BUTTERFLIES HIGH

INTO THE SKY WITH ITS EXTREME.

SO EXTREME, IT RUNS ON BACON.

IT USES BACON FUEL. SWEET F##K.

THIS EXTREME BUTTERLY'S WAKEN

THE DEAD FROM THEIR SLUMBER WITH ITS

EXTREME FLAPPING WINGS OF JUSTICE.

AND BACON. THIS DAMN BUTTERFLY

WAS MADE EXTREME BY CHUCK NORRIS.

CHUCK. F##KING. NORRIS. YOU HEAR THAT?

THIS BUTTERFLY IS SO EXTREME

THAT MY LITTLE PONY SUCKS ITS

DICK FOR BREAKFAST. WITH WHIPPED CREAM.

CHARLIE SHEEN COULDN'T HANDLE NOT

EVEN ONE HIT OF THIS EXTREME

BUTTERFLY. NOT EVEN ONE. HE

TRIED AND THEN HE DIED. SO EXTREME.

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