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Pingas Burrito - Poem for Solarian

Story by Jacob King on SoFurry

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#2 of Free Poetry for Others

This was a poem written for Solarian based on his request on this journal: http://www.sofurry.com/view/390983

His request was: "PINGAS BURRITO CHING CHONG POTATO!"

You get what you asked for.

PINGAS BURRITO

GUACAMOLE STEW

CHING CHONG POTATO

CHIMICHANGA BREW

WAKKA WAKKA BEAN

SLAP YOU WITH A PIG

WATER TORTURE SLUT

FLIP FLOPPITY CIG

ANOREXIA

BORDER-LINE GROUPIE

INTRAUTERINE

BLOOPITY POOPIE

DISESTABLISHMENT

LOLLIPOP BLOW JOB

PRESIDENT CARTER

ORANGATANG BOB

WHAT THE F##K IS THIS

SERIOUSLY F##K

F##K F##K F##K F##K F##K

ALRIGHT LAST TIME F##K

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