Another furry dream!

Story by nitro_wolf on SoFurry

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#5 of My weird and wild dreams

I had this dream last week, but kept forgetting to upload it... So, here it is!


I was kissing this rather cute typical red fox at some kids birthday party, he asked "dude, do you really like me like that?" I only nodded, he kissed me back. I brought him home with me and gave him a box of frosted flakes with my phone number on it... Than things got kinda sexual (but not my typical, dream, bad, type of sexual)... I gave him a blow job and he moved into my house... Apparently he was homeless and the only thing he owned was a pair of sunglasses and car keys... So he didn't mind moving straight in.

Donald Trump was in my dream

I was going out in boat, hitting every rock in sight and saying to my self "Tomorrow, Donald Trump wants me to take him cod fishing..." But I really didn't want to be associated with Mr. Trump, so I took my gaff and started beating it down through my...

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a dream about revenge

I was walking through the woods, all of a sudden, a rabbit ran out of the trees and kicked me in the balls and tried to run off... But, no! dream me wasn't having any of this crap! I pulled a massive revolver from thin air! (Btw, I don't own a revolver...

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FnaJ: WTF!? (part 1)

**_Night 5... 12:00 A.M._** _\*Ring-Ring\*...\*Ring-Ring\*_ "Hello, hello?... Hey, have you repaired those animatronics our sister locations sent you and completed their orders?... Well that doesn't matter, we have decided that all _Jack rabbit's...

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