Donald Trump was in my dream
#4 of My weird and wild dreams
WTF?
I was going out in boat, hitting every rock in sight and saying to my self "Tomorrow, Donald Trump wants me to take him cod fishing..." But I really didn't want to be associated with Mr. Trump, so I took my gaff and started beating it down through my head, when that failed, I reached into my tackle box and grabbed my fillet knife and continued to cut my wrist, ankles, throat and stabbing my head, again, failing to kill myself. I wound up in some pretty deep water (In real life, about 500 feet or so) so I tied my feet to the anchor and jumping over the boat. I felt the anchor hit bottom, and looked around, soon enough I saw one of those old-fashion diving suits with the big metal hood and everything, it soon got close enough that I could see Donald Trump's face in the hood, he shouted "YOU'R SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME COD FISHING" I somehow managed to talk underwater and said "but my boat motor is broken..." (irl, it is) I chewed through the rope tying my feet to the anchor and apparently I'm made out of styrofoam, because I was just flying to the surface, and I also apparently had enough momentum to go into orbit! ...There are only a few problems with this dream... One. Donald Trump would never come all the way up to Newfoundland just to cod fish with some random person... And two. My boat motor is broken.