Stantler Starter 3: The Sanity We Lost

Story by harpier on SoFurry

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It's been a while so if you want to catch up here's the first two chapters: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8749240/chapters/20057203


Janna and her Stantler grabbed the newspaper. Ash Ketchup, that mean ugly man, had dyed of cancer. "Hooray the day is saved!" Janna said, hugging her beloved deer pokemon. To celebrate they went to eat sushi at an expensive restaurant. The chefs thought she was cute so she could eat anything without paying. Janna was swallowing a bunch of Caribbean rolls when an ugly and catty girl appeared. "So you think you're the hot new shit with that Stantler of yours" she croned meanly....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................LIKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Um excuse me I'm trying to enjoy my dinner if you don't mind" Janna said, she had enough of terfs (AN: she's trans). "Oh youw pwecious widdle dinnew I came here to fight TRANNY!" "aND i CAME HERE TO rape" said an ugly little man........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "That's it Stantler use Metronome!" Janna said. Stantler used Ultra Burst and the UV light fried those two miscreants, reducing them to skeletons in a puddle of blood and shit. "Those trainers were mean to us can we join you?" said Meowscarada. "Of course, all are welcome at my table!" Janna said happily. And so the day ends with new friends and filled bellies.

Tempest

Oh gale storm How I feel your wrath, The wind against my skin And the rain against my hair! You pelt me with air and water While the heart rushes, While I dare you to do your worst. Great storm, Great embodiment of air, Weather's most fickle child, I...

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Lars of the Stars

INT. LARS SPACESHIP - DAY Lars sits on his throne of human skulls. Fluorite sucks his cock, dislodging thousands of maggots and other creepy crawlers. LARS: Suck it harder, I'm half asleep! Meanwhile, the chickenheadless Rutile Twins scream for cover...

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Reminiscing Pride

The phone rang. The shift ended, and while all walks towards home had a bit of caution, Mason was relaxed enough to take the call. "Yeah, Lucas?" "Sorry, if it's a bad time-" Mason giggled. "No silly, it's never a bad time." ...

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