Lars of the Stars
leaked script!
INT. LARS SPACESHIP - DAY Lars sits on his throne of human skulls. Fluorite sucks his cock, dislodging thousands of maggots and other creepy crawlers. LARS: Suck it harder, I'm half asleep! Meanwhile, the chickenheadless Rutile Twins scream for cover and deliverance. Rutile Twins: Lars there is a communication on screen! Lars sighs. Lars: Turn it on. The screen lits and Korra and Asami are broadcasting from Heaven. Korra: You have done well in trying to rape Steven... Asami: However, we cannot allow you to exist! The lesbians on your ship must be purged, for only we have LGBT representation Rhodonite: Please captain don't let them kill us!" Lars: Rest assured my comrade, this ship is a sanctuary. Those terrorists will not end up here. Korra frowns and bloodbends Lars through the screen. His pancreas explodes and blood comes out of his eyes. In seconds he is dead. Rhodonite: Shit! Please have mercy! Korra: No. Korra then lightbends all the gems and makes them explode and energybends their souls to go straight to hell to be raped by Valentino. Asami kisses Korra passionately. Asami: Another bunch of sinners sent to damnation. The End