Lars of the Stars

Story by harpier on SoFurry

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leaked script!


INT. LARS SPACESHIP - DAY Lars sits on his throne of human skulls. Fluorite sucks his cock, dislodging thousands of maggots and other creepy crawlers. LARS: Suck it harder, I'm half asleep! Meanwhile, the chickenheadless Rutile Twins scream for cover and deliverance. Rutile Twins: Lars there is a communication on screen! Lars sighs. Lars: Turn it on. The screen lits and Korra and Asami are broadcasting from Heaven. Korra: You have done well in trying to rape Steven... Asami: However, we cannot allow you to exist! The lesbians on your ship must be purged, for only we have LGBT representation Rhodonite: Please captain don't let them kill us!" Lars: Rest assured my comrade, this ship is a sanctuary. Those terrorists will not end up here. Korra frowns and bloodbends Lars through the screen. His pancreas explodes and blood comes out of his eyes. In seconds he is dead. Rhodonite: Shit! Please have mercy! Korra: No. Korra then lightbends all the gems and makes them explode and energybends their souls to go straight to hell to be raped by Valentino. Asami kisses Korra passionately. Asami: Another bunch of sinners sent to damnation. The End

Reminiscing Pride

The phone rang. The shift ended, and while all walks towards home had a bit of caution, Mason was relaxed enough to take the call. "Yeah, Lucas?" "Sorry, if it's a bad time-" Mason giggled. "No silly, it's never a bad time." ...

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Cookie Monster and Gonger: The Aegis of Hatred

Once upon a time Cookie Monster and Gonger were in their vehicle, singing the monster foodies song. A screen appeared showing some random amerikkkan kids. "Cookie Monster, Gonger" one of them addressed, "We want nasty shit." Gonger and Cookie...

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I bleed

I bleed, Both sides of my toe, The red ichor flows And you can have it all. I don’t bleed by choice, By I choose to not crust. Here, have it and be done, Drink greedily as you do. Your favours nourish me.

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