Cookie Monster and Gonger: The Aegis of Hatred
The Monster Foodies get an unique request. Will they satisfy their customers?
Once upon a time Cookie Monster and Gonger were in their vehicle, singing the monster foodies song. A screen appeared showing some random amerikkkan kids.
"Cookie Monster, Gonger" one of them addressed, "We want nasty shit."
Gonger and Cookie Monster got confused.
"Can kid be more specific?" Gonger asked.
"You heard me alright. We want nasty shit, fetid poop like in that Justin Roiland short. We want to watch as Cookie Monster cooks with his ass some fire ass turds."
Gonger and Cookie Monster looked at each other.
"Me gonna need igredients to eat..." Cookie Monster pondered.
"Yes, fill that belly of yours with shit batter. The forces of decay and DEATH will win!"
Reluctantly, Gonger fed Cookie Monster cookies. There were many cookies, but they stayed slowly on Cookie Monster's guts.
"Faster harridans!" the kids demmanded, "We want nasty ass shit!"
"Here's some laxatives!" said....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................BIG BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Big Bird is on it too!?" Gonger asked.
"I hear the prayers of the forsaken" Big Bird said manly, "And it's time for revenge!"
Before they could enquire about Big Bird's vangeance, Big Barda shoved the laxatives up Cookie Monster's throat.
"Oh, me gonna be sick!" Cookie Monster moaned.
Big Bird then kissed Cookie Monster passively, punching his tongue with his own. His wings pressed on his bowels, and fart noises could be heard. He then oriented Cookie Monster to sit on a container, and yellow sick diarrhea poured from his blue ass unto that. Big Bird then shoved Cookie Monster aside and sat on the container, shitting himself, some vanilla to go with the curry.
"I-it's ready!" Gonger said, pressing the leverage and sending the container with the faeces flying into the salavating kids' house.
"Thanks Monster Foodies!" said one of the kids with stained teeth, "This shit is nasty just like we wanted."
The screen went dark, and so did Gonger and Cookie Monster's souls.