I will abort
Nick and Judy love having sex for abortions but now want to spice things up...
Judy and Nick wilde were having sex. They loved doing heteronormative vaginal because they liked to get pregnant and have abortions. Their shelves were lined with pickled deformed fetuses, to remind them of the wilds times they had. But Judy had thoughts in her mind:
"Nick, how about we try different type of sex?"
"Sure my love, what do you have in mind?"
Judy grabbed Nick's penis...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................AND SHOVED IT IN HER LEFT NOSTRIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"OH YEAH FUCK ME NICK!" moaned Judy like a levantine pissing prostitute.
Nick moaned two, and the two were close to orgasm. But before he came Nick took out his penis and put it inside Judy's right eye, the iris constricting his knot for him to cum.
"Oh yeah Nick, I love it even more!" Judy moaned like a constipated cobra.
And so Nick unleashed tons of cum up Judy's brain. It immediately got pregnant and her head grew. Now Judy wanted to do complex math equations and didn't want to have sex anymore! But not for long, because soon her brain was kicking.
"Nick, pleasantry bring forth a serrated rapier to excavate my skull in order to release the pressure!"
"What?"
Judy sighed.
"Bring a knife, cut my head."
"Oh!"
And Nick brought a coat hanger.
"You idiotic simian you doomed us both!"
And so Judy head explodes, revealing a baby fox/rabbit hybrid. Nick wondered who the mother was because he has sex with many women. Nevertheless he was very pleasantry happy.
"Oh Judy, our baby is lovely!"
Judy's head was completely obliterated, her lowere jaw barely hanging on. but Nick decided to french her, licking her exposed tongue with his own. He then decided to have sex with her again, all the while the baby protests.
Amen.