Happy Saint Patrick's Day
Hazbin Hotel celebrates Saint Patrick's Day, but evil is afoot. Will our heroes prevail?
It was Saint Patrick's Day and all of Hell was celebrating, because Catholics don't make it to heaven. Every street was wearing green, demons were chugging alcohol bears and there were leprechauns everywhere. Hazbin Hotel was decked out nicely with a green facade and orange lights. Charlie and Vagguie were doing lesbian sex. They weren't really lesbos, they just wanted to attract the attention of mens.
Like Angel Dust, who was doing SEX on Husk. Slutty Spider Polka Pop plays in the background.
"Oh Husk, darling, pump my man uterus with your strong cock!" moaned Angel Dust like a screeching pooping panther.
Husk's cock was festive, the ticks in it where drinking heavily and looking up broads' skirts. Angel's anus brought a scent of delicious chocolate upon them, whch made the beer AND the blood taste sweeter. A leprechaun got his hand accidentally trapped by the fuckery and got shove up Angel's ass by Husk's cock, being slowly and painfully grinded to death.
Charlie much unliked, she wanted that cock instead, so he punched Vaggie uterus. Yes, she was very abusive (AN: this is possible because it's never implied in the show that it's not true).
Alastor was watching the whole thing with disdain, he does not like the transference of love to hearts so contested, so he summong his tentacles to fuck everyone.
"Oh yes, more!" said Angek because he rolled 45 on anal circumference.
Some of the tencattles grabbed some beards and shoved the alcohol up the victims' orifices, but it's okay because they can't die from alcohol in the ass in hell. The tenalletes grabbed more leprechauns and shoved them up the booty and cunty holes, grinding them to DEATH. Nifty was mistaking for a leprechaun and shoved up Vaggie's anal, and she began to cut the flesh with an angelic weapon.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO READHEAD BITCH CAN'T UCK MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Vaggie in dolor and pleasure.
Nifty cut Vaggie until she reached her womb, then was birthed out like a baby.
"Aw, it's a St Patriack's miracle!" Charlie said.
And from that day forth they celebrated Vaggie's birthday on Saint Patrick's day. Mostl because they forgot her actual birthday.
Amen.