Korrasami vs Gelphie
Which one has the better representation?
Korra was sitting on her ice throne, where the skulls of all those lesbians who opposed her littered the ground like prairie dog faeces upon eons of salivation. Asami was brewing tea for her, using Caitlyn's skull as a pot. Korra accepted the drink warmly and kissed her lover queen, wrapping herself in a coat made from Vi's hide.
"Oh my love, you know exactly how to match my tedium and consternations!" moaned Korra into the kiss.
But then the doors opened! There was still one lesbian couple opposed to her rule. It was.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ELPHABA AND GLINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"hAW hAW hAW, you FOOLS think you're so great, but we predate you by over eleven years!" Glinda cockled with much arrogance and lesbianism.
"And I'm a women of colour and intersex so our representation is much more superior to yours!" laughed Elphaba, scratching her crotch.
"Bitch I'm a woman of colour and I actuall engaged with my lover in the actual series, while you are just fandom!" Korra said indignated.
"And you fought over a MAN!" Asami added wisely, "True, we also did that, but we came back on top while you never consummated."
"You mean you just holding hands?" Glinda cackled meanancingly, "Meanwhile we had sex in the train (AN: it's true, Maguire cofirmed it) while your pussies have cobwebs from the lack of use!"
That was the last straw! Korra bloodbended those two whores, but Elphaba took out her twelve meter long PENIS and slapped it on Korra's face, making her lose control! Asami took her electric gauntlets and shocked Glinda, who moaned like an oister ripped from the clutches os destiny and fate. Korra tried to boobend Elphaba, but she ejasulated toxic cum, forcing Korra to dodge away. Glinda then sat on Elphaba's erection and fucked herself, the penis going so deep inside it came out of her mouth.
"Canon fire!" screeched Elkphaba like an owl forbidden to preach, and she came magic cum from Glinda's mouth that melted the ice of the castle!
Korra's fortress began to fall apart, so she bended the icicles and stabbed Elphaba in the heart! She then melted the water, making Elphaba dissolve. Soon, the witch was just a green puddle in the ground, and Glinda was little more than a flesh tube.
"No please don't punish me I can lick your pussies!" Glinda begged cowardly.
"No, you must be punished for your sins!" Asami said.
She then put her glove on Glinda's head and electrocuted her, exploding her skull and brains in bloody butterflies of hatred and devotion to the cause that is the gods.
"Want to energyband their souls to hell?" Asami asked Korra, kissing her.
"No, this time they will go to hell regardless" Korra said avatarly, "Besides, they will reincarnate as Animals and be oppressed in Oz."
And so our asiatic beauties won and let you never forget who is the lordship of LGBT representation in media, boys and girls!