cows sure are friendly
a best story that was another random idea but hay cows are indeed friendly, if your nice to them,
Another morning woke me and I grabbed my clothes I'm a human about 5'3 normal height white with black hair slim but with some arm muscles
I live alone but I do BMX stunts as well as testing products.
Today I was going out to do some stunts mostly to improve for the up and coming championship were I was going to win no matter what.
As I biked I made sure to wear my pants which were just jeans and a top with some skull dude on it but I made sure to get extra muddy as that's the whole point.
In my rush I'd forgotten my water bottle as I biked I reached for it only to see it not there.
I went on and on until I reached the field, it had been left for years and no one in all the years I'd been going there told me its privet land so I used it, it had some holes from an old pound that was no longer there as well as some jumps.
As I started I splashed though the water that had settled there; then going for a jump I missed and landed hard into the soft mud.
“Ah that hurt going to have to watch that next time lift up before the jump ow”
I rubbed my arm and picked my bike up I went around for a while before it was getting dark.
I went home throwing my clothes into the wash bin I lived alone no mum or dad since I was 18 I was now 22, got a job testing out bike parts BMX parts, seeing how much punishment they could take as well as breaking them.
Living in the country it was awesome mostly because I had no one else around plus the parts were good well most of the time the vibrating seat was a bit of a flop for male’s; girls seem to like it but the battery pack or holder was prone to falling out.
As I showered I got some mail the postie rung the bell I ignored it and he left after I was clean I got the item it was a new item mud and dirt proof shirts I say shirts as there was three, one was water proof the other mud proof and one that was rip proof.
I put them on and they fitted normally they were too small or big for me.
“Right water proof huh? Well lets see shell we?”
I said going into the shower and turning it on the water hit the shirt and just ran off down my legs.
“okay, so your shower proof that will save time for the going BMX'er now lets see what you like on full”
I said putting the shower on full blast and once again the water ran off only slightly getting wet.
“Very good only keeps some wetness in, mostly around the seems I'm impressed”
I said spitting the water from my mouth then turning the shower off and heading to bed.
Morning came and I yawned I then got out my laptop and wrote a re-view on the wet proof top giving it high marks saying unless your in the monsoon season it'll be good for out doors rain BMXing.
I put it on the website and waited for the money to roll in; I then thought I'd better test the other two.
I grabbed my bike and put the dirt proof one on my body I then biked making sure you get sweaty to see if that would hold mud or repel it.
As I got the field I went for the gate lock but saw there was a new lock on there, odd that wasn't there last night had some one brought the field?
I just hopped over and looked for animals none I pulled my BMX bike over and started on the course I biked and slid off on purpose to get full tests and yes the mud did come off mostly, I say mostly as it only came off on the logo which wasn't very good unless you liked that sponsor.
I sighed I was tried I yawned and put the UN-ripple-able top under my head I then started to sleep it was a nice afternoon so a small nap wouldn't hurt.
As I slept the morning rode on until I heard munching loud like someone who was eating food and had no manners I opened my eyes and I saw life, the bovine kind!
I got up but instead of running I just sat there, it appears my field was now a cow’s field.
One of them came over and sniffed at me before munching on some grass I petted it and it enjoyed it then more came over there was six in total lovely brown cows girls too as they had udders.
They didn't seem to fear me instead they were more interested in my bike and my smell.
There soft wet noses and tongue licking the dirt from me I giggled and laughed pushing them away.
I then saw one had tried to eat my shirt but spat it out; I walked over and it wasn't torn just covered in saliva and have eaten grass and some food?
The cows then walked away well a few of them did one was laying down munching on the grass quite happy.
I walked to her and sat on her, she just seemed to take it I then slide down her and listened to her as I watched the sky move slowly.
I had no idea on the time but I did hear the others returning I then heard a loud bellow the other cows looked and so did I.
There was another cow but this one had horns and a big nose ring and a very big set of balls, it was the bullock.
I watched as he moved towards the cows he then saw me and came over I just sat there not moving as even though I wasn't a country boy I'd seen enough youtube video's to know bulls chase you if you run.
He snorted a load of snoot or drool coming from his nose and mouth I just put my hand out and felt him push on it then rub on it.
He was friendly I gasped a sigh of relief as I rubbed his head he seemed to enjoy this until he got bored and walked off not before showing me how big he was both in body and in balls.
A slight urge came over me I'd never felt another animals balls, I'd felt another males but that was way back in college when that's okay because your young and you can experience new relationships and not be told off or have your parents informed.
The bovine I'd been leaning on got up making me fall back as she stepped over me I saw her udders and wondered what they taste like?
I then looked and saw the bull rubbing himself on a cow then he reared up and mounted her thrusting in and then pulling back.
This was a mating field or a breeding bull.
He soon went to town impregnating all of the cows there but his balls were still large after he was done he just went down and rested.
I was now horny; my cock throbbed from watching this bull breed these cows.
One of them walked over to me and again sniffed me, I petted her and she enjoyed that she then lay down in front of me.
I moved and started to stroke her body it was like fur but also like a horses soft but hard.
I then went around her back rubbing her pelvis bone watching her but she didn't move, I looked around and lifted her tail to see her pussy.
I was wet from the bull jizz but it was nice she flicked her tail from my hand I could see her other hole was covered in shit but her pussy was clean.
I got behind her and pulling my pants down I rubbed my dick on her pussy she seemed to understand and her tail flicked to the side only a few fly's here and there bothering her.
My cock was now covered in cow sperm it was going to be good lube.
As I lined up my cock I pushed into her holly crap it was warm and soft as well as wet but it was so nice.
I shuddered and gasped as she clenched down on my cock even though I was only 7 inches I was long and thin pretty much like a bull but human.
As I thrusted into her I could hear myself moo and moan why? I have no idea but she was a good fuck as she flicked her tail I was able to go in deeper hitting more inner bovine pussy flesh; I was now getting close but I was in an awkward position so I got onto my knees and held into her pelvis bone and then I came!
My load shooting into her not filling her but giving me a bemused look as I finished I gasped.
That was the best fuck I'd had in years in fact ever! Her pussy was big wet and warm and there were no moans or yes oh gods yes fuck me harder, just the odd moo here and there.
As I pulled out her squirted some juices or pee or my sperm but I didn't care.
As I gasped and panted from my first time with an animal I saw another one lay down.
My cock was hard the cow I'd just fucked them mooed and looked at the one laying down.
Was it a sigh to say don't or yes do it; either way I walked over to her I was now quite hot and re-moved my top I'd forgotten about the tops and my bike all I wanted now was to fuck.
As I got to her she sniffed me then licked my cock and before I could even react she started to suckle on it oh my gods that felt amazing!
She was sucking her mouth was like nothing else! She had a tight grip and her tongue was licking around the base as well on my balls.
I grabbed her head as I was on bendy knees and thrusted into her mouth she just kept on sucking it was like a milking machine suck up and down up and down her mouth and grip not letting up.
I just humped and moaned I then came my load shooting into her mouth she didn't stop instead she kept on sucking.
I was now tried she pretty much sucked me dry I pulled away she looked rather sad but I petted her and stroked her.
By now I was quite thirsty and needed a drink I walked over to one of the cows and touched her udders she just flicked her tail and stamped her hoof.
I then lay under her and sucked on her tit milk flooded my mouth but it wasn't nice it was off but after a while it was milk just a tad warm but nice.
While doing that I please her other tits which she seemed to enjoy mooing happy until I finished.
Man what a day, I’d fucked a cow, been sucked off by one and now I’d drunk milk from the udder, what was next?
I saw two of the cows eating and they were next to each other, they looked to be mum and calf from a few years ago.
I decided that I would like to taste cow pussy, well one of them had tasted me so why not in return?
I petted there backs and they looked around then went back to eating grass, I lightly gave the older one a lick on her pussy lips it was salty and sweet I could taste the bull's sperm I then licked deeper putting my face into her pussy as I did her lifted her tail and pushed back into me her younger self looked at me.
I just made a circle motion some how she understood and turned around.
I then pushed my fist into her pussy she clenched but pushed back then the other one came over I saw her turn around and I started to fist her.
My gods what was I doing? I was licking and sucking one then fisting the other two.
As I fisted more they both mooed and seemed to cum, as they pulled forwards and a wet slop of cow juices landed on the grass I then got mine a face full of warm bull sperm and her juices.
She then moved off.
I feel to the floor I was tried I gasped and panted I needed to rest but then the bull came over he sniffed then licked my sweaty body I then looked and could see the cows juices on my chest.
He was licking it clearly loving it; I then looked and saw he was over me he was right in my face he then licked me and I got kissed!
His tongue went into my mouth but instead of fighting it I just let it happen.
I put my hand on his face and we made out his thick tongue tasted of grass but then mine tasted of female cow juices.
He then pulled off I think once the juices taste had gone he then got over me I touched his belly and chest.
It was so furry he seemed to like that then I saw his sheath it was long and had small fluff at the end.
I licked it and his cock poked out almost in my eye I lay there and started to suck him off.
I could feel his balls they were so full and heavy I felt sorry for the guy carrying those around all day if I had those I’d not be able to ride a bike let along do BMX.
As I cupped his balls he grunted and snorted he was in heaven I guess the cows can't do this.
As I sucked him thrusted his thin cock poked at the top of my mouth I just licked the top rubbing his sheath then he mooed and came!
A thick string load of cum shoot down my gullet as well as on the roof of my mouth he then came more the same amount of but in short strings but he came eight times!
He then stopped his cock going back into his sheath my mouth full of bull sperm, it was salty as well as rubbery but I didn't care I was now too tried to even care what had happened.
It was also getting late as it was getting dark.
I got up and groaned I was beat but then I had to find my tops and bike.
The bike was easy as it was where I’d left it, as for the tops I had to look.
I saw one flapping from under a cow I pulled and it didn't rip but did stretch I’d remember that for the review next was the mud proof one.
That one I saw near the bull but before I had a chance to get it his tail lifted and plop splat he emptied his ass onto the top.
I walked over and pulled it out this time the logo didn't wash off and neither did the shirt; once again a note I’d have to remember.
I put the stretched top on as the other one was too dirty to wear even for me.
As I got home I sighed as I must of stank like a farm; sweat, bull sperm, cow juices and milk that wasn't quite off but smelt it.
I had a shower washing the poop off the shirt I then threw it into the washing basket as well as the stretched top but I left it out and to my surprise it returned to it normal form and that only took about half an hour.
After the shower I sat down putting on something on the telly then I wrote the re-views.
The mud-less top review;
this is a good top as yes it is mud and animal poop proof but not very well, the only part of the shirt that re-mains mud-less is the logo of the company, which most shirts with a plastic film like logo do so sadly its only good if you have a big logo and not a small one, as for the animal poop? Well that it fails at as I should know the field I test items had cows and yes I landed in a Pat, and the logo no longer would clear but did try to run off.
Over all a very good shirt but maybe make the whole shirt mud proof and not just the logo.
The in-rippable shirt;
what a shirt not only did it withstand a cow trying to eat it of which she spit it out; it also did not tear or rip when one of the cows sat on it, instead it just stretched and after half an hour had re-turned to its normal shape well almost but it did not rip.
A very good shirt and best of all I got to really test it for that outdoors man or girl that loves mud and doesn't like doing the washing.
As I uploaded those the sales went though the roof.
As for the cows? I do see them turns out the farmer was very happy to let me bike in there as they didn't mind at me biking around them the only time they didn't was when I landed on them or my bike did, I was more careful when the calf's were there too.
I will admit that I do still have my fun with them but I never do it when I want I do it when they want me to which is pretty much every time I’m there; still those cows are the best testers I could have, no complaints and a free fuck whenever and with whoever, the bull just enjoys the odd blow job but likes my company too.
~the end~