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There it was. There was the campus for Lionheart University. Albus knew right away what he was going there to accomplish. He wanted to become a businessman, and achieve exactly the success that people where he grew up said he could never have, and would never deserve. He wasn't just there for the degree to get it, though; he was also going there to form actual relationships with people, rather than simply practical connections, like the ones that got him that far. Just to make enough money for college, he had to use the economic savvy he already had, spending the $5K that he brought with him to his new life with nothing else after leaving home on some stocks.

He knew just which ones to pick, and when he finally sold them, he had made $200K. That was guaranteed to be enough for tuition AND supporting himself on the snacky food he liked best anyways, not to mention enough to buy nice things. How was he going to make money once that ran out to KEEP supporting himself? He didn't know. All that he knew was that what would happen next would be quite the positive turn. Up until he finally left his home planet of Alistaria, chance has always been an enemy of his. He was expecting everything that could go wrong to go wrong, even going so far as to have Murphy's Law written on a banner he would put up in his dorm room.

The first thing that he did was go over to the financial assistance desk, and ask how he could save money on tuition. The lady at the counter told him about his scholarship. "My what the fuck now?" "Yeah, your scholarship. Lionheart heard about how you got the money in the first place, and he felt like you were smart enough that he HAD to give you the scholarship." "Do the other students know? "Most don't care." After that exchange, he went over to get everything set in his new dorm room. The dorm room number was 64, his favorite number. By the way, it's mine too. He opened the door, and saw exactly what a scholarship to one of the most illustrious colleges in history gets you, even in this economy. There were two beds, and they were kind of small, but they were beyond cozy. The sheets and the blankets were just so silky and warm. The walls were painted sky blue, his favorite color and the color of his fur. The room had, for lighting, a fucking miniature chandelier. The room had a built-in bathroom with a shower, a toilet, and a sink. There were plenty of places to put things, once he actually bought things for himself. Remember, he brought nothing but money with him from his home, because he wanted nothing to do with that place anyhow. He, figuring that he could do what he does to just relax, took off everything but his boxer shorts, and slid right into bed to take a nap.

He was woken up by the sound of his new roommate. He looked off to the side when he heard the door open, and he saw what he was looking for, to an extent. His roommate was a Tiger, and one that was a full head taller than him, with noticeably broader shoulders, and the Tiger was wearing a jersey that fit tight to reveal plenty of muscle and khaki shorts that were also tight-fitting and that showed off plenty of package. Albus immediately sprang up and greeted him. "Hi! My name's Albus Kane, and I'm just going to have to tell you upfront: I am bisexual, and I knew I was since I was 12. That having been said, HOLY FUCK YOU ARE HOT!!!" He started panting and purring.

"I'm bi too, but what am I looking at, exactly? You seem to have just completely fucking lost it. My name's Devon. Devon Forrester." His voice had a Starkiller-from-Star Wars: the Force Unleashed sound to it, and was rather deep. "Can I call you Dev?" "Yes, you can" "Can I lose my virginity to you?" "Maybe sometime, but not right now. I mean, for fuck's sake! I just fucking walked in! So, what're you into, Albus?" He took a few seconds to regain the ability to think clearly. "I'm into action movies, shooters, dubstep, metal-" "Oh, so you just LOOK all girly and weak" "As well as romance stories (especially erotic romance stories with LOTS OF KINKY SHIT!), synth-pop, jazz, and also I use shower products that actually smell nice, so I smell like lavender and roses already, don't I?" "No, and what the hell? You smell like sweat. It's a very strong smell" "The nearest bus stop was three miles away for some fucking reason, and I just walked the rest of the way." "Why not drive?" "I've got no license" "I can drive you" Dev said as he put his hand on Albus's shoulder. Albus then proceeded to blush like fucking mad, and also had a RAGING stiffie that peeked through his boxers a little. "I know. It's too small. I always fantasize about being the receiver anyways." "No, the size is just normal. I'm just that well-endowed." "At least it's uncircumcised" Albus said, being aware of how fucking disgusting circumcised dicks look. They look like fucking horror movie monsters, and you'd know it if you ever even saw a picture of one.

Having no idea on how to spend the time he had before the end of the last day before classes begin (it was 6:30 when this happened, and he had already eaten lunch at some fast food restaurant), he just openly admitted that he had nothing better to do than to take a shower. "I kind of need to as well. It's not going to be a gay thing, but-" "What makes you think it would be? Maybe you're projecting a little." "Not this soon, with that body. JUST KIDDING! I find femboys hot, but still, you're my fucking roommate." Then he got undressed, and Albus finally took off his boxers. He saw that Dev had a 14-inch dick and equally massive balls, and that's when you could hear an audible pop! as he got a nosebleed, and made a face like a blow-up doll. "I uh buh buh ehehehehe" "Wow. You ARE a virgin." "Yeah, and I kinda wish I wasn't." "It'll pass. Then you'll have your first sexual encounter, and eventually, everyone calls you a player" "Or a slut or whore or-" "Those people are jealous. Wait. What did you intend to-" "SHOWER TIME!!!"

Some things that he DID get just earlier today were hygiene products, such as lavender-and-roses shampoo and conditioner, and Dove body soap. "You're looking at that like there's any reason to be ashamed. What the actual fuck?" "I'm just surprised. This is the first time I've seen a guy who doesn't try and hide the fact that he uses FEMALE hygiene products!" "Because the actually smell nice, they're only for ladies? FUCK. YOUR. FUCKING. GENDER. ROLES." That elicited a "Daaaaaaaaaaaamn" from Dev, before they proceeded to wash themselves. Then Albus started wanking. "Dude! Fucking no!" "I just jerk off in the shower sometimes! What's the big deal?" Dev groaned, and said "Fine.", not minding that it was clear that just being near Dev, with the both of them naked, was enough wank material to make quite a mess in the shower.

"How pent-up even WERE you!?" "Three days. 18 years old. Lions are one of those species known for having crazy libidos. I even have a family history on my dad's side of being horny even by Lion standards" "Well, that explains a lot" Then, Albus eyed Dev's crotch and asked "Do you need any help washing there?", even going so far as to give him a fucking wink. "Just don't try anything" And he pretty much didn't. It just felt nice for him to finally be able to get his hands there, and it kinda gave Dev a boner. Then they went to bed for the night. "I have, like, seven things that I can have good dreams about." "By the way, Albus, those are all MY interests." "Oh. What about nerd culture in general?" "I wish I could be as nerdy as you, but I'm a fucking football player, and people won't let me if it kills them." "Make that eight." "I won't ask about that. By the way, does this mean we're friends?" "I hope it does. With benefits?" "You know, asking me before I make the first move like I want to only irritates me."

NEXT TIME ON OH, COLLEGE: First day of college courses. Who here thinks that could possibly go just right?