Pearls of Lutra: Behind the Bushes, part 2
#24 of Redwall: Behind the Bushes
This is based on "Pearls of Lutra" by Brian Jacques. All characters are (c) the author.
The Abbot Durral, a mouse, had been kidnapped by Monitor Lizards and placed on a ship called the Waveworm. He was currently sitting on the bed in the cabin of the current ship's captain, a female ferret named Romsca.
"So, Father Abbot," she said. "Ya know 'ow much I don't like youse callin' me 'my child'?"
"Yes," he said. "It annoys you, but it's just the way we Redwall abbots address others, my ch..., er, I mean, Romsca."
"How 'bout ye call me yer mate instead," said Romsca.
"I don't know," said Durral. "I'm not much of a sailor mouse."
"Haharr," said Romsca. "I don't mean mate in a nautical sense. I mean it in, ya know, a more naughty sense," she said, playing on words. "I've always adored males who are older but smaller'n me." Indeed, Abbot Durral was smaller but older than Romsca. "I c'n look up t' ya, and down t' ya at t'same time!"
"I'm flattered," said Durral. "But it would be unbecoming of a Redwall abbot to give in to such temptations."
"Temptations like this?" Romsca said, exposing her breasts, and rubbing them seductively. "I have a need fer you t'satisfy, mate."
"Well," said Durral, "I suppose every once in a while won't hurt."
"Then take off yer clothin'" said Romsca.
Durral did as she wished, slowly taking off his habit.
The lead monitor lizard, Lask Frildur, peaked in the window of the cabin. "Ugh," he said. "Furbeazt zex iz zo repulzive."
Romsca heard the lizard and said, "then don't watch us, scales-fer-brains!"
When the monitor lizard left the window, Durral and Romsca continued doing what they were doing. Romsca spread her legs out, exposing something Abbot Durral had never seen before in his many seasons: a ferret's vagina. An abbot of Redwall is always ready to lend help to any creature in need, and Romsca was in need of him. Her furry, tender lady part looked so needy, Durral grew an erection rapidly.
Romsca got into the natural position on her bed, and Durral inserted himself deep inside. As the mouse and ferret were in a passionate embrace, the gently swaying sea rocking the boat contributed to their pleasure. They both let out moans of orgasm as Durral's mouse seed sprayed into Romsca's ferret love canal.
"That was amazing," said Durral. "Maybe when I'm rescued, you can come to the Abbey and live with me."
"My life is out 'ere at sea," said Romsca. "I've got 'em lizards t'fight. They don't quite know what's comin' fer 'em. They think I'm their ally, but I ain't."
"As they say, the enemy of my enemy is my friend," said Durral. "And you are definitely a good friend, especially what we've just experienced without shame. Please do what you have to do against the lizards, but I shall take no part in it since I don't like violence."
"I don't suppose courage is a requirement fer becomin' an abbot," said Romsca as she left the cabin.
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Later, Romsca had died defending the Abbot Durral from the monitor lizards on board the Waveworm. He was rescued from the island of Sampetra by Martin and other creatures.
Back at Redwall Abbey, Abbot Durral confronted the Badger Mother Auma. "I'd like you to do something for me," said Durral. "I know you're good at spanking naughty Dibbuns. I, as a humble abbot of Redwall, believe I deserve a spanking."
"Are you serious?" said Auma.
"Absolutely," said Durral. "I was very naughty, leading myself into temptation with a female ferret."
"Naughty indeed!" said Auma. "Female ferrets can be rather seductive. You knew that, right?"
"Yes, I did," said Durral. "But I gave in anyways. Please, proceed with my deserved spanking."
Auma was sitting on a large chair and she held a paddle, always ready to spank a naughty dibbun. But never before in her many seasons had she spanked an adult, let alone an abbot. Durral bent over her right knee. She grabbed his tail with her left paw, and delivered the first spanking holding the paddle with her right paw. Durral flinched in pain with each paddling, sometimes saying "ooh" or "ouch."
"You're a naughty, naughty mouse, abbot Durral!" Auma said as she continued spanking him.
"Okay, that's enough, Auma," said Durral after about fifty paddlings.
"If you say so, but I can go on if you'd like," said Auma.
Later, as an additional punishment, Durral had demoted himself to Friar, and gave the Redwall leadership role to the hedgehog Tansy.