University year (part 3)
I wake my boy friend and ask him if he is ready to go, we decide to stay for a few more minuets. Looks like your back for part three... now lets see, where was I?... Oh yes.
About a week later mom called and said "my mom called me back, She said "Hi Alex"
I said "hi mom"
She asked "So, you get yourself a girl friend yet?"
I said in an annoyed voice "what did I tell you last time?"
She giggled and said "come on Alex, I just about died laughing last time... Don't make it happen this time"
I say "God flicking damn it! mom!... Why don't you take it seriously?"
She said "Because its a joke!"
I ask "alright, What will it take to convince you?"
She says "I don't know, by'... your Facebook says your still single"
I say "I'm not even sure if Sam has a Facebook"
She said "OH! SAM IS A GIRL'S NAME!"
I said "it is a guys name too... bye" and hung-up
So I go out to Sam and ask if he has a Facebook and to help me find it so I could friend him, I also said "The first thing I'm going to do is set it so it says that we are in a relationship" Sam nodded and I set it to be so.
When I went back into my room I sent a message to mom and asked "Better?" she was not online at the time so I had no response.
Me and Sam went to the park later that day, he asked "what was with the Facebook thing?"
I said "I was talking with mom again, her only reason for not believing me is that my Facebook still said I was single... and I found it quite odd that we have not added each-other on Face book until now"
Sam said "your mom is so... weird. And I too think it is odd that we did not friend each-other until now because back when I was home, within a few days of meeting someone we would be friends on Facebook" I nod and we take our seat on our bench and feed the ducks.
When we run out of food a swan walks up to me and rests its head on my knee I say "we are out of food, sorry" It looks up at me almost looking confused and waddles off into the pond. I say to Sam "damn, swans are so big!"
He said "nine foot wingspan" I give him a surprised look and he says "thats the biggest kind of swan... this one is probably around seven and a half feet" I nod. Sam stands up and says "I'm going to jog up to that bathroom up there, so I'll be back soon!" and he jogs off.
Not long after Sam left I herd a swoop and a large bird landed next to me, it was that bald eagle I saw on the first day of University, his name is Hank. Hank said "hey Alex!"
I said "hey Hank! whats up?"
he said "I was... How are you?"
I said "I'm good, what brings you here?"
He responded "I'm getting straight to the point... I could do you much better than Sam there could, in other words I want you to date me"
I sighed and said "no, I could do you better, I know there is nothing you could physically do thats better"
He said "oh god, you know."
I say "yes I know that... Even if I did not know how birds worked, even if you did have it, I would not date you"
He spreads his wings and says "I should go!" and he takes-off and says "I starting to get desperate here!"
I shout "AN EAGLE DOES NOT HAVE A PENIS!" and I think 'silly Hank, I am too smart for his trickery... that was funny, best not tell Sam about that... Birds mate weird, about 25% of bird species have penises, ducks, geese and swans included'
Than that fox named Bertha from the first day came to me and said "some sad seeing a cute guy sitting alone in a park"
I say "your alone"
She sits next to me and said "we don't have to be alone" and she kissed my cheek.
I start laughing and she grabs my crotch, she said "I bet your knot could hold us together for a real long time"
I push her hand off and say "I have a boy friend"
She got up and said "Why are the cute guys gay or in wars?... well if you want me call this number" and she hands me a small laminated paper and walked off.
I look at the trail to see is Sam is almost here, but I see Eric the husky (I know him from the first day) he walked up to me and asked "did a young, slutty fox just walk by here?"
I say "Bertha?... yeah, she tried to hook-up with me"
He said "yeah thats her, know where she went?"
I said "Sounds like you got a crush... she went that way" I pointed and said "If you cant find her here is her number" and handed her number to Eric.
He said "thanks man!" and ran off. I got up and walked up the trail to look for Sam. He was just outside of the bathroom, Hank was flirting with Sam.
So I walked up to Sam, put an arm around him and said "I was going to call you a dick head... turns out you cant even have a dick where it should be!"
Me and Sam start shouting and cheering while Hank flies off, we get in the car and Sam asks "whats that about?"
I responded "your not the only one he tried to hook-up with, he wanted me too... about the dick thing, most birds don't have a penis"
Sam asked "than how the heck does it work?" as he pulled out of the parking lot.
I said "I'm not the best person to respond to that... but I can tell you that both male and female birds have only one hole. One hole for all the pee and poop and the screwing... you best just google it" I think I scared him... for life.
Another week passes and my mom finally accepts who I am and the horny furs layed-off us. We must have been so tired that night for some reason, as we fell asleep without me getting a blowjob. Me and Sam have been getting very close and I think I found the one!
Thanks for reading, next-up... part 4!