The Bellmaker: Behind the Bushes, Part 2
#12 of Redwall: Behind the Bushes
This is based on "The Bellmaker" by Brian Jacques. All characters are (c) the author, except for Mayglow Thistletache.
"Now that we made it to shore, and into this cave, does anybody need anything?" asked Joseph. He was part of a group of seafarers who were looking for his daughter Mariel and her friends. There were several of them, including some shrews, and moles.
"I had my fill of food, but I'm feeling bally horny, wot!" said Rosie, the hare.
"Now that yer mention it, I'm rather horny too," said Finnbarr, a large old male sea otter with an eyepatch.
"Me too!" said Figgs, a river otter cub.
"But you're too young to be horny," said Joseph to the little otter.
"But I'm horny for Finnbarr!" said Figgs.
"I have to admit I'm a little horny too," said Joseph. "Rosie? What do you say?"
"I could use some mousey lovin' myself, wot!" she said.
Finnbarr picked up Figgs, and said, "Are ye sure about this? I'm many times yer size and age, ya know."
In one corner of the cave, Joseph and Rosie were taking off their clothing, and in another corner of the cave, Finnbarr and Figgs were doing the same.
Rosie looked at Joseph's naked body and said, "You have a bally large ding-dong for such a little mouse. Get it? Ding-dong. Because you're a bellmaker! Whoohahahahahoo!" Rosie was well known for her annoying laugh. Joseph sighed at the pun.
Rosie had quite a stretched out vagina since she gave birth to 12 babies. "We avoided one whirlpool when we were out at sea," said Joseph. "I sure hope I don't fall into this one and get stuck!" Despite the concern, Rosie got into position, and Joseph grabbed a hold of her hips, and inserted his signature ding-dong into Rosie's gaping vagina. Rosie felt no shame that she was cheating on her husband Tarquin for this mouse. Both moaned and groaned with pleasure as Joseph thrusted amicably. Finally, Joseph shot ribbons of mouse seed into Rosie.
"That was so nice, wot!" said Rosie.
"It sure was," said Joseph.
"You know, I'm not the first hare to cheat on her husband for a mouse," said Rosie. "One of my ancestors, Mayglow Thistletache, was with none other than Martin the Warrior! Whoohahahahahooo!" (See Mossflower: Behind the Bushes).
"Really?" said Joseph.
Meanwhile, Finnbarr sat down and held Figgs, easing her gently on the tip of his throbbing sea otter member. He couldn't quite fit, because her virgin vagina was rather small and tight, so he lubed her up with his saliva by giving her a little cunnilignus. "Yore me new mate now," said Finnbarr. "And not in the nautical sense."
The others watched as Finnbarr gently eased his erect member into the tiny ottermaid Figgs. The little otter moaned as she felt the huge penis go inside of her, in and out. Then Finnbarr blew his load into her in mighty gushes, filling Figgs' young uterus with aged sea otter spooge. The little otter was dripping with spooge while Finnbarr held her in his arms.