The ISWA Semifinals, 2006
This is probably funnier if you've watched televised sporting events. There's not really much more intro or explanation I can give it than that. --Ky, http://www.livejournal.com/users/kyellgold/
Jack: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the ISWA's Sex Worker of the Year competition! We're in Seattle, Washington, for the second semifinal of the all-male division. Earlier today, we saw a stunning upset in the other semifinal, as three-time champion Reyno was upset by second-year professional Jenko.
Mike: And not just upset, but fucked good and hard, too.
Jack: That's right. Reyno has built a great reputation from the bottom up, as they say, but he just seemed to be worn out in that match. Jenko is a playful and passionate little otter, and he had more passion and fire than the great professional this time.
Mike: Not to take anything away from Reyno.
Jack: Absolutely not. He was the model of class after the match, giving Jenko a good long kiss.
Mike: I hear he asked for his number, too.
Jack: Well, it's the first time those two have met, but I'm sure it won't be the last, on or off the field. But here in Seattle, we've got a very different matchup. Alexander Swinton, known as Swixy, took second in the fox qualifiers, and he will try to uphold vulpine honor. You know, there's been a fox in the finals of the competition here for the last eight years.
Mike: And fourteen of the last fifteen. And I remember that final nine years ago, too. That was the all-cougar final, with Ace prevailing over Milton by a single point.
Jack: A classic indeed, and you can still purchase the DVDs at iswa.com.
Mike: I think that's one of their best sellers.
Jack: Well, Reyno has been at the top of everyone's list lately, but that's certainly the best one for anyone who likes to see the cats go at it.
Mike: The cats got knocked out of this playoff early.
Jack: That's right. Swixy's opponent in this round will be Masterson Martin, known as Matts, who won the wolf qualifiers this year. We last saw him in 2004, when he made it to the finals but didn't quite have enough to unseat Reyno.
Mike: He seated him pretty good, as I recall.
Jack: That is in fact the top-selling DVD at iswa.com. It wasn't a particularly close match, but it's a popular one.
Mike: It was pretty damn hot.
Jack: I'm Jack Asherton, and with me in the booth is Mike Tingleton, whom you might remember as two-time ISWA finalist "Tingles." Mike, how do you see this match going?
Mike: Well, Swixy is going to be taking the bottom position, I think. That's where he works best, and he's got the flexibility to take a cock of just about any size. The key for him is going to be showing off his own package, an impressive seven-and-a-half inches that is among the biggest of the foxes in the competition. He's got to get himself into a position where Matts can't resist that cock in front of him, and get the wolf to go down on him while he's being fucked. That's where his strength is, in responding to his partner.
Jack: Now, that's interesting, because usually the recipient of oral sex ends up losing the contest.
Mike: True, and neither of these guys is really good at sucking dick, so I don't know if we'll see that, but in two of his earlier matches, Swixy got his opponent to suck him off, and not only did he win both of those, he also got his opponent off before he came. There's just something about him that is incredibly sexy when you're going down on him.
Jack: Fascinating. And what about Matts?
Mike: Well, Matts is a curious case. He's a switch, so he can operate either on top or on bottom, and obviously for this match he'll likely end up on top. He's got to be a rough top, because someone like Swixy, a bottom I mean, will usually like it kind of rough. It's all about judging what your partner's going to enjoy.
Jack: Great breakdown. For our viewers at home, if you've never seen a competition before, let's go over the scoring. There are three judges, ISWA administrators, and they will be scoring points based on appearance, action, and composure.
Mike: And then you've got Sermo.
Jack: Yes, the Sexual Response Monitoring, very controversial, just made a part of competition this year. Mike, as a former competitor, what do you think of it?
Mike: Well, it's been used at the amateur level for about five years now, and they like it a lot there. It's basically this conductive wire that they wrap around your balls, and there's another component that gets stuck behind the ears, so you'll see a small shaved patch where they connect the leads...there, yeah, like that.
Jack: You can see in this close-up the shaved area and the small leads. Now, does that affect the overall appearance judging?
Mike: No, not at all. For one thing, they all have to wear it, and for another, it's at the base of the ear, behind the fold. See, in this pic, someone's holding the ear forward. That's an unnatural position. When it's up like it is normally, you'd never see that.
Jack: So what does this do, and why is it so controversial?
Mike: It's supposed to transmit objective information about how much the guy is enjoying it, and to let the judges know exactly when he comes. And it does that. But where it's controversial is that the sex trade is a living trade, see? We don't fuck machines for money. So the whole point of having the judges make the calls is to keep the living element in the competition. I mean, who cares if you come a half-second before the john, as long as you can keep him from noticing?
Jack: So it objectifies the experience.
Mike: Yeah, I think so.
Jack: Okay, very well put by my partner there. Now, let's meet the judges. First we have Rosemary Watson, a tigress and five-time champion in the mixed sex competition. Mike, is it usual to have a female judging the male competition?
Mike: Oh, absolutely. Chicks love the gay stuff. Rosie's a class act, too.
Jack: Next up, a familiar muzzle to you: Christopher Smith, a wallaby and the winner of the all-male division in 1984, defeating you in a very close match.
Mike: Well, it wasn't that close. He's a foreigner and I'd never seen a wallaby before. I just got lost in the experience. That was a great night.
Jack: Do you still keep in touch?
Mike: Sure do. He's got a lovely wife and three kids now, and his oldest son, Josh, is applying to the ISWA this year. He's gonna be a hell of a cocksucker, too.
Jack: Always great to see a boy take after his father. Our third judge is used to this; it's his twenty-third straight competition from behind the judging table. Mark Gentle--and yes, that is his real name--an arctic fox who is currently the president of the ISWA. Mike, will there be any concern of species preference, since he is a fox?
Mike: Oh, Softy's a great guy. There's no bias there.
Jack: All right. When we come back, we'll see the contestants for the first time.
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Jack: Welcome back to the ISWA all-male semifinal. They've just introduced the contestants to the crowd, and there's a lot of cheering as they enter the ring. Swixy is wearing a light blue silk shirt, open at the top to show off his chest ruff, and he's got a neutral pair of khakis on beneath that.
Mike: He's got on something tight under those khakis. He's signed an agreement with Versace, and in the quarterfinal he unveiled a high hip-cut lycra brief that is part of their spring line. He'll have something new tonight, and for the final, if he makes it that far, I'm sure Versace will pull out all the stops.
Jack: Matts is taking a less formal tack, wearing a white tank top and silk shorts. He's even got wristbands, so he's really going for the whole "gym rat" look.
Mike: That's a great look for him, because he's got the shoulders and arms to show off. Swixy is drawing attention to his chest and tail, of course--hey, look at that, there's his swish!
Jack: The trademark swish that he takes his name from. Now, is this part being judged?
Mike: Not officially, but everything makes an impression. Oh, look at Matts flexing. That might not be the best move. It looks a little too much like showing off.
Jack: And we're not getting the Sermo readings yet, so no telling if it's making an impression on Swixy.
Mike: It's making an impression on me.
Jack: And a very nice one, too. But now the judges are checking them over before the competition starts, and Rosemary seems to be checking Matts a little too thoroughly.
Mike: She better watch out or she'll get blasted for favoritism if he wins.
Jack: She's done now, and the judges are leaving the ring.
Mike: Here we go!
Jack: And it's lights...camera...action! Swixy makes the first move, a paw to Matts's side and a flick of the tail.
Mike: Oh, look at those eyes. If you've never seen him work, you are in for a treat. That is a top-notch expression and he's hitting Matts with it right out of the gate. I tell you, nobody makes a first impression like this fox.
Jack: It looks like the wolf is equal to it. He's returning the grin, and oh, he's going for the face!
Mike: Cupping the cheeks, a nice standard opener. Not going to lose him any points, but not going to gain him any, either. What he wants to do is make sure he's the one to set the tone, and right now Swixy is doing that.
Jack: He's unbuttoning the shirt, but Swixy already has his paws up inside the tank top and you can see them moving under the white fabric. Very nice technique there.
Mike: Matts is doing pretty well himself. He's got the shirt mostly undone and he's rubbing the fox's stomach fur.
Jack: Sermo shows both contestants enjoying themselves, nothing unusual yet. Matts brings his second paw around to the fox, and now he's inside the shirt as well. Swixy lifting the wolf's tank top, and that's a risky move.
Mike: Yeah, what he's doing there is trying to show off his technique, but he's also showing the judges those fabulous abs that Matts has. That one might backfire on him.
Jack: It's easy to see why this wolf won his species qualifier. Truly an amazing specimen, and he's stayed in shape for four years or more.
Mike: He's gorgeous. Can I pre-order this on DVD?
Jack: Ha ha! We'll have that information immediately after the match. And here we have the first contested point in the match, and that is which shirt is going to come off first. Again, this is a mixed blessing, but it's usually an advantage to have your opponent's shirt off first, I understand. Why is that?
Mike: It gives you a clear field to work. Most of these guys, they're not that impressive in the chest. The winner of the bear qualifier was a bodybuilder, and him you wanted to keep his shirt on! But taking the shirt off your opponent first is usually scored in your favor.
Jack: And it's Matts who gets the shirt off of Swixy first, pulling it free from his pants and tossing it aside.
Mike: That's too bad for Swixy. If he can get his pants off before his shirt, he's got a great look with that shirt hanging open and his briefs underneath that almost wins him the match right there.
Jack: And too bad for us, too.
Mike: Yeah.
Jack: And Matts is pressing his advantage. Oh, look at that!
Mike: He went for the nipples, both at a time, and followed that up with a nuzzle. Great move!
Jack: The fox's Sermo is lighting up, and he's lost whatever advantage he had.
Mike: But he's having a great time.
Jack: That is the great paradox of the ISWA competitions. And Swixy recovers to get Matts' shirt off.
Mike: Oh, Matts let him take it off, there was no question there. The wolf has the upper paw and he knows it.
Jack: They're doing a nice job caressing each other. The paws move so smoothly through the fur, they're gentle and firm at the same time, and you just don't see that below this level of competition.
Mike: I've called a couple amateur matches, and they actually have to assess penalties for groping and awkward situations. There was one match I saw where this rabbit somehow got her foot wedged all the way...
Jack: Sorry to interrupt, Mike, but Swixy's bringing his muzzle into play here, and he's exploiting his height advantage to lick at Matts's nipples, and the Sermo is tipping the other way.
Mike: The wolf really likes that. Oh! Was that a bite?
Jack: I think it was! And Matts loved it! Oh, great recovery, look at him go right for the fox's ear.
Mike: Very sensitive, the ears. That's one of the advantages a taller guy has.
Jack: And one of the disadvantages foxes have in this competition.
Mike: I used to love going against foxes. Go for the ears and you'd have 'em squealing and sticky in no time.
Jack: And the Sermos are evening out again. Swixy isn't letting up with his attention to the nipples, and Matts keeps licking up the edge of those soft vulpine ears.
Mike: These are two competitors at the top of their game. Neither one of them is going to give an inch.
Jack: Or seven or eight inches.
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Jack: And Swixy has his paws down to the wolf's tail. Matts is still licking the fox's ears, and he's got his muzzle inside now. Swixy is panting, but only a little, and he's rubbing up and down over that rear end. Nice instinct there, and Matts reaches down to the fox's rear end, but a bit late, and that'll cost him.
Mike: He's reacting, not anticipating, and that's what cost him the final in 2004 as well. He's got great technique, but he tends to get just a little wrapped up in what he wants to do and doesn't anticipate his partner's needs.
Jack: And Swixy is going to make a move, and--oh, look at that turnaround!
Mike: Beautiful!
Jack: He spun around, tail swinging out behind him, and now he's got his rear pressed against Matts's shorts. Let's look at that again. Just a beautiful move, and nothing Matts can do.
Mike: Nothing he wants to do, I bet.
Jack: No, the Sermo definitely shows that he's enjoying himself. Of course, Swixy is exposing his ears even more now, and...
Mike: You called it, partner!
Jack: Matts goes right back to the ears, and he's got both arms around the fox and is rubbing his stomach, and the fox is loving this! He's trying to get his pants off, but Matts has him distracted, and I don't know if he's going to be able to do it!
Mike: He will. You just wait. There, you see!
Jack: Oh, very nice. At this level, it's important to have quick-snap pants, and Swixy just flicked a paw down there very casually to release the snap. He sure scored some technique points there. I'm not sure Matts even realizes the pants are open.
Mike: He doesn't. He doesn't. Look, he's still going on the ears.
Jack: And that's working for him--no, look, he does, he's holding the pants up with his hips!
Mike: You're right, I didn't even see that. Look at Swixy squirming, trying to get them to fall, and Matts just keeps squirming with him, and they're both enjoying that.
Jack: I think Swixy's enjoying it a little more. He's panting now.
Mike: The judges are definitely going to notice that. He'd better get those pants down fast or this match might be over before they whip out the big guns.
Jack: He does finally manage to get the pants down, and whoa, nelly!
Mike: Holy cow. Is that a thong?
Jack: He's got a thong on, covering very little.
Mike: That's not gonna cover his cock when it comes out in a couple minutes.
Jack: I--it's not really covering much right now.
Mike: You can see his balls right there, and yeah, you're right, there's his tip poking out. Well, that is a sexy look, but you almost have to be a fox to pull that off.
Jack: And I never thought I'd say this, but in Swixy's case, it would help to be a little less well-endowed.
Mike: Oh, I don't know about that.
Jack: I mean, for the thong.
Mike: Well, sure, if you're his size, you wouldn't wear something like that. Let's see how Matts responds. He's gonna have to get his own shorts off pretty quick now.
Jack: And when he does, he's going to leave Swixy the opening to do something. The fox isn't going to take those shorts off himself. But it doesn't look like he's going for his shorts.
Mike: Oh, that's smart. Look at what he's doing. He's got his muzzle inside the ear, and he knows Swixy loves that, and now he's turning Swixy's advantage into his. By rubbing his paws down the fox's front like that, he's turning on Swixy even more, and--oh, did he just--
Jack: I don't believe it!
Mike: He just ripped that thong off!
Jack: What a bold move!
Mike: That is so smart. You will not see another contestant who keeps his cool the way this wolf does when he's in the heat of the match.
Jack: Now, why was that a good move?
Mike: Well, look at the position he's in now. He's got his paw right on Swixy's sheath and he's teasing with his claws--beautiful up and down motion there, and we're going to see that famous cock before long--and meanwhile he's grinding up under that tail and he's got the tail trapped, so Swixy can't use it the way he's used to.
Jack: Is he going to be able to jerk off Swixy this way?
Mike: Oh, no. These guys are too professional at this level. But Swixy has certainly lost some points. Matts is in complete control at this point. Swixy knows it, but he's enjoying himself too much to stop it right now.
Jack: If you look at Sermo, though, it's about even.
Mike: See, that's where I don't like this electronic stuff. Matts should be clearly winning at this point, but the judges are going to look at that and say, he's enjoying himself too much. Really, it doesn't matter how much he's enjoying himself, he's got the fox's sheath firmly in his paw, he's got the tail trapped, he's got the upper paw. Literally.
Jack: And Swixy is finally responding.
Mike: Nice closeup there. Yes, we can see the tip of his cock emerging, and that means the rest of it is going to follow.
Jack: You are correct, Mike. Here it comes.
Mike: Wow, and for those of you at home who haven't had the pleasure of seeing it before, this is a treat.
Jack: We've got three inches...four...he's certainly getting hard fast.
Mike: This is my favorite part of the match. I love this kid's cock. He takes such good care of it, and you know, Jack, this may be his strategy. He's certainly giving the judges a good look at it. It's smooth and perfectly shaped, and not only is he long for a fox, he's thick, too. I love just looking at him.
Jack: I can tell.
Mike: Looks like you're enjoying it too.
Jack: Well, what's not to like? And there, Swixy is fully hard, all the way out of his sheath. You can see the swelling of his knot just beginning there at the base.
Mike: Oh, he's got his tail free! Look at that! And Matts I think may have realized his mistake, he's trying to cover as much of that cock as he can, and now Swixy is making his move.
Jack: He was waiting for his full erection, I guess...
Mike: Wow, how did he do that?
Jack: That was very nice! He slid down and just took Matts's shorts in his paws and pulled them all the way down, and he's showing the judges just how excited Matts is.
Mike: That wolf's got a nice cock on him too, about Swixy's size.
Jack: And the fox is down on his knees and he only gave the judges about a second to look before he took that all the way into his muzzle. I'm not sure what Matts is doing, he's just letting this happen...
Mike: Sometimes, when you think you're way ahead, you think you can take a little time to enjoy it. Matts probably thinks that he's safe, that this fox can't get him off.
Jack: And the monitors show that he's right. Actually, Swixy is enjoying it as much as Matts is.
Mike: Hell, I would be too.
Jack: And the shorts are all the way off. They're both naked now, and this is where champions are made.
Mike: This is where dollars are made, too.
Jack: This is certainly shaping up to be a great DVD, after the upset this morning. Do you think Swixy has regained the edge?
Mike: I don't think so. Matts got a huge lead, and Swixy's chipping away at it--or licking away at it, if you will, and by the way, can we get a closeup of that tongue technique? That's going to win him points with the judges. Look how he leaves his muzzle just a little open, so you can see his tongue working around Matts's cock. That's something he learned from Reyno. Those two are very close and they practice together all the time.
Jack: Sounds like fun.
Mike: You know, they could make a lot more money if they'd film the practice groups, but they'll never allow that.
Jack: Why is that? I mean, why would they make more money?
Mike: Oh, the practices are just so much more relaxed. Nobody's looking for an edge, they're just exploring technique and all, and you can come three, four times in a night if you want.
Jack: If you can!
Mike: Trust me, some of these guys can.
Jack: What's your personal record?
Mike: In one night?
Jack: Yes, in one night.
Mike: For a client once, I did five.
Jack: Five? You're kidding!
Mike: I couldn't work the next day, but I shot five times, I promise you.
Jack: That's amazing. Really incredible. Oh, let's get back to the action, as it looks like Matts has had enough, and we saw on the monitors that he was starting to get into the blow job. He's pulled away from Swixy and pushed the fox back on his back.
Mike: And let me just jump in here and say, the whole time Swixy was going down on Matts, he was curling that tail around and waving it, and as good as these guys are, that tail waving is a little edge, and if it distracts Matts for a couple extra seconds, that's an edge he can use.
Jack: He takes good care of that tail, too. Washes it twice a day and before every match, and he brushes it a hundred times on each side.
Mike: Anyone with a fluffy tail does that. They have all these fur care products now...
Jack: It looks like Matts is going for the finish here, he may be aware that his lead is eroding. He's kneeling astride the smaller fox, and leaning down for a kiss. Now, this isn't the concession kiss.
Mike: No, the match is still in play. The concession kiss would happen when one contestant says, in effect, "it's over." This is just a traditional kiss before intimacy. It's a great tradition, and I love this. They won't actually disqualify you if you don't kiss in the match, but everyone does it.
Jack: It's a reminder that it is a living profession, as you said.
Mike: Exactly, you want to remember that that's another person there in the ring with you, and these two are holding the kiss for a good, long time.
Jack: And each one of them is caressing the other's erections now. Both paws are working with no haste, no extra urgency, just a very nice interlude here, making each other feel good before they go into the final stretch.
Mike: I love watching that black paw slide up and down over Matts's red cock. It's very pretty. And Matts has some good technique too.
Jack: For the viewers who may not be familiar with how this works, we should explain that in order to speed up the match, both contestants have been pre-lubricated under the tail.
Mike: That's right. You don't want to stop in the middle to get lubed up. And that is what Swixy is doing right now, look, he's got his paw under Matts's tail. He's getting some of that lube to put on Matts to make him go in easier.
Jack: Isn't Matts still slick from the blow job? They're still kissing, and now Swixy is rubbing himself with his slickened paw. You can see the shiny trails it's leaving on that nice erection there. So he's not rubbing Matts at all.
Mike: You've got a couple shiny trails on your own there, buddy.
Jack: Let's focus on the action on our screen. Why would Swixy be lubricating his own erection?
Mike: He could just be trying to--oh, look, I see what he's doing.
Jack: He's rubbing his erection up against Matts's. That's why he was lubricating himself, to make that go more smoothly. They're pressed together and rubbing against each other quite hard now, Matts on top, and I think he's going to try an unassisted entry.
Mike: Absolutely. If you can get away with that, it's great technique, and he's in superb position to do it. He just needs to get his cock down under the fox's balls and position it, and push on in.
Jack: It's not an easy thing to do.
Mike: Well, it depends. In this situation, you've got a clear bottom and a switch, and I'm guessing Swixy's going to let Matts push right into him, and he's developed his strategy around that. So it'll be pretty easy for Matts to do.
Jack: Matts draws his hips back to push into the fox.
Jack: Oh!
Mike: Oh, he did not!
Jack: What just happened?!
Mike: That is amazing! I have never seen anything like it!
Jack: It looks like Swixy waited for Matts to push, and he angled himself just like that, and the wolf pushed forward and missed, and at the same time, Swixy pushed his own hips back, grabbed the wolf's rear end, and pushed it down! He's topping the wolf!
Mike: He sure is, and Matts was caught completely off guard.
Jack: And he's loving it. I don't need to--I can see that on the screen.
Mike: He's a switch, I told you that, and that's what Swixy is doing, he's taking advantage of that. This is a wolf who can stick it, lick it, or take it, we used to say, and he did not expect to be taking it in a match against this fox.
Jack: And Swixy has his paws on Matts's hips, he's thrusting up into Matts and he's got a beautiful topping motion, we haven't seen it from this fox before.
Mike: No, we haven't, and it's clear he hasn't done it often. They'll take a couple points off him because he's thinking a little too much about it, but that isn't going to matter at this point.
Jack: Holy cow, look at the Sermo light up for Matts.
Mike: And there's some really nice technique--you don't often see topping from the bottom position, but Swixy has been practicing this. I said he hasn't done it often, but that doesn't mean it's not good. Look at how he's exposing his length for the judges and hiding Matts's in his stomach fur.
Jack: Matts looks completely paralyzed. His mouth is hanging open and his tongue is lolling out to one side.
Mike: This match is over. It's all over. You can put this fox in the finals. I have never seen anyone take charge of a match like this.
Jack: He's not making any move to jerk off the wolf, though.
Mike: He doesn't have to. Look at his smile. He's watching Matts and he knows--when you're in the biz, you know when you've hit someone just right, and he caught Matts just right. That wolf is going to last only until the knot hits him under the tail. This fox is something special.
Jack: This is so much fun to watch, and Matts now is trying to push back, trying to squeeze Swixy, but I don't think it's going to be any use.
Mike: No, especially since Swixy is not a top. He's not going to be vulnerable to the things that the tops would be. Matts has no idea how to handle this except to just sit on the fox and enjoy it.
Jack: Good advice for anyone.
Mike: Look at the judges, too. They know it's over and they're just enjoying the show now.
Jack: As are we all. We can see Swixy's knot getting bigger, and his paws are working nicely up and down Matts's sides now, and the arching of his body to keep thrusting is just a joy to behold.
Mike: He's going to be a great opponent in the finals. I think he'll be the favorite.
Jack: I think he's a lot of people's favorite right now.
Mike: Matts is leaning down now--he wants to kiss him again, and there's the concession I was talking to you about. He knows it's over. He was trying to do something and now he's just saying, "You win, and you're fabulous."
Jack: And there's the knot. It's at full width now, an impressive two and a half inches, and he's pressing it up into the wolf.
Mike: Matts has his eyes closed.
Jack: Yes, he does. You can almost feel the tension here, you can see the shivering in his body as he's waiting for that final push.
Mike: And look at Swixy, he's got a paw ready but not touching Matts's cock. He's not gonna need to. That cock is ready to go.
Jack: There's silence in the ring now, aaaaaand, we see that knot sliding in, and they're tied!
Mike: Won't be long now.
Jack: Indeed it isn't. Swixy keeps thrusting, and Matts is shaking, and now he's moaning, and he's just sprayed all over the fox's chest.
Mike: If they gave points for that, he'd win. I can't remember when I've seen a more impressive shot.
Jack: Swixy can finish any time now without penalty.
Mike: He's not going to!
Jack: What?
Mike: He's stopped thrusting. Look at the machine, it says he didn't come.
Jack: You're right. You're right! He didn't finish. He's looking up at Matts and now rests a paw on his erection, and he's pulling out!
Mike: And that sends Matts over the edge again, he's actually yelped and we thought he was done, but he shows his tank wasn't quite empty.
Jack: What a match. And the two competitors hug, and kiss again, and Matts is saying something to Swixy...
Mike: He's asking if he can finish him off.
Jack: You're right. Sitting up now, Matts pulls the fox into his lap and gives him, and all of us, an extra little treat.
Mike: This is one of the great things about this sport. There's almost never any ill will after a match.
Jack: The famous exception being 1993.
Mike: Right.
Jack: And now Swixy can lean back and enjoy himself as Matts strokes up and down his erection, taking his time, letting him savor his victory.
Mike: They're both enjoying this now. And let me tell you something. This wolf is gonna be back next year. He's got a great advantage in being a switch, and he will not get caught off guard again. He's going to be very tough to beat next year. Just look at his paws as he jerks off the fox. He's paying attention to the knot, he's rubbing the tip, and he's paying attention to what things Swixy likes.
Jack: And just look at that fox's smile.
Mike: He deserves to smile. He's earned it. This kid...what a great match. What a body, and what a mind, and what heart.
Jack: He's showing off his body now, too, arching his tail and his back, and exaggerating as Matts gets him close to his climax.
Mike: Here he comes.
Jack: Nice! Not as impressive as the wolf, but more theatrical. And Matts has a very sticky paw right now.
Mike: That is a happy pair of contestants. They kiss one more time, and then they step out of the ring, and Matts goes out first so Swixy can get the applause he deserves.
Jack: We'll be back with the final score right after this, but the judges are confirming now that Swixy is going to meet Jenko in the finals next weekend! We'll see you all there, in Las Vegas, Nevada. Please stay tuned for our post-game show, and information on where to purchase a DVD of this match. For Mike Tingleton, I'm Jack Asherton. Good night.