A Fated Reality-Chapter 22
#28 of A Fated Reality
:P
Mo' crack, mo' laughs!
I haven't thought or touched this in weeks!
We all need some crack! And who better to deliver than the best in the business?...
Oh, you ain't know?
It's ME! :3
I RUN THIS SHIZ!...
I'M BIG OUT HERE!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
I'M THE PRIMETIME, THE HBO, THE MAXCINEMA, THE STARZ EAST AND WEST AND THE BOOTLEG!
Y'ALL CAN'T SEE ME!
I RULE THE EARTH!...
Okay, my throat hurts.
The key!
What's good, homie?-Narration
"What's good, homie?"-Regular Speech
'What's good, homie?'-Pokemon-Human Speech or Unimportant Character Speech
_ 'What's good, homie?'- _ Thoughts; Telepathy; Possessed Voice
Enjoy!
Roll The Film!
Characters And Their Pokemon Families!
Sajuan/Seje(Me, BITCHES!): Mister(Alakazam), Son(Garchomp), Gustav(Hydreigon), C.T.Z.Colonel Tungentoura Zarperdon, Leslie(Goodra), Asperus/Aspera(Tyranitar)
Chris(Thunder123. Inactive for reasons involving Facebook and wizardry): Aurora(Lucario[FATED], Laura(Froslass), Mew(Unofficial; not in use, only owned.)
Hazel/Opal Collins(Koraru Kinomoto. She barely comes on FanFiction these days...): Raph(Charizard[FATED], Johnny(Quilava), Alexander/Alex(Blaziken)
Jackson(sinfulnature1123. Come on people. What's wrong with Buko!? Ladies, I'm looking at you! 0_0): Kate(Zoroark. Stay wanting the "D" from him for life tho.[FATED]), Bridgette(Bisharp), Wanda(Weavile), Giratina(Unofficial; not in use, only owned.)
Clara Brooks(Blueflame27. Lost contact with him about a few months ago. Where he at tho?): Alistair(Serperior[FATED]), Melody(Gothitelle), Light(Espeon), Cornelia(Meowstic)
Lisa Brooks(Also by Blueflame27. Little hatin'-ass bit-): Vivian(Venusaur)
Adam Ramzi(Solopuppy. The one person that makes you want to just stop whatever you're doing-whether cooking, surgery, fixing a car-and just give him a hug and say "Stop being sad all the damn time!" Also known as my grammar teacher.): Bullet(Shiny Quilava[FATED]), Lucas(Riolu), Fortis(Luxray), Viridis(Grovyle)
Steven Hill(mockstevenh. WHERE IS MY LITTLE ENERGETIC BUDDY!? WHERE, DAMMIT!?): Lightning(Luxray[FATED], Mr. Sullenburg(Dusknoir)
Siphon Rayzar(Siphon117. I think RL has him in its clutches because the last time we talked was the orgy chappy.): Eva(Gardevoir[FATED]), Typhlosion, Scizor, Vaporeon, Shiny Zoroark
Jack Prex(The Constitutionalist. This guy is like...Serious Character Submitter #1, with young pupple right behind him-except his are more sad and near Gary-stu.): Azure(Greninja[FATED]), Unknown, Unknown, Unknown
Shocker(A.K.A. Chris A.K.A. PikachuXdigimon A.K.A. a kid in need of grammar tutoring and a good teacher in the art of OC stories...Only a pop-up.): Jewel(Pikachu)
Wanna known the unknowns? Too bad! It's for me and Consti to known and for you-the viewer- to find out yo damn self!
Chapter 23: Uno Is LIFE!
STILL At The Tournament Grounds...Ain't Nothin' Change, Son!
'Break time!' The announcer-with his bitch-ass- announced, making all of us look at him like he was all sorts of stupid.
"I thought we were going into the next round!" I exclaimed, getting cheers of agreement from the audience.
'Hey! I'm the announcer and I announce things!'
"That much is obvious!"
'And I announced that we go and take a break!'
"Make up your damn mind!"
'I already did, ya little shit!'
"This little shit can kick your ass!"
'That's what she said.'
"[Gasp] Asshole!"
'Go to the damn locker room or I'll kick the lot of you out my arena!' I was about to charge at him, but Mister held me back, and Chris...and Hazel-Lovely...and Jackson...and Adam...and Siphon...
Basically the whole group.
"You lucky they holding me back, cuz!" They dragged me back to the locker rooms, the right old bastard looking smug and accomplished.
Don't drink that tea you got there, boy...
Locker Rooms...
"He got lucky."
"I'm sure he was." Jack commented, sipping his tea. It was safe...for the time being. I looked around, noticing that it wasn't even a locker room; it was just a room with a round table that could fit all of us humans and a few of our Fated that were bipedal. Then, I looked at the middle of the table and saw a really big deck of cards...
"Oh looky here..." I had went to pick up said cards, and saw the familiar logo of my favorite card game of all life...
Uno...
"Anyone wanna play some Uno?" I got mostly shakes. "Come on guys, we're not gonna be doing anything til that bastard of an announcer announces to come back to the arena. might as well wind down with a little game of Uno."
"Alright, I'll play!" Hazel-Darling cheered, running up to the table and taking a seat. Alexander sat next to her.
"Fine..." Jackson finally said after some thoughts before knots, taking a seat beside Alexander with Kate sitting next to him. Then Chris joined in with Aurora, then Siphon with Eva, Jack with Azure, Shocker with Jewel, Steven with Mr. Sullenburg, Cynthia with her own Lucario, Clara with Melody, Lisa on her own since she can't trust Vivian. Adam was the only one standing.
"Come on Adam...You know you wanna play~!" Adam was still stock-still, looking at the table with apprehension and shyness and dread. No idea why; we all KNOW him!
"If you don't play, I'm moving your room."
"Okay, I'll play!"
"Good boy." He sat down nearby with Viridis, as Hazel-Gorgeous and Mister had took the seats next to me.
"So...How do you play this again?" Shocker asked me.
"Well I'll tell ya!"
[Two Hours...Later...]
"..And that's all there is to it!"
"But-."
"SHUT UP! Let us play!" Shocker went quiet as I began to shuffle the cards, looking like a pro. But in truth I couldn't shuffle for shit; there was a cyan blue sheen around my hands, signifying my aid from Mister. Once the cards were successfully randomized, I dealt three to each of us. Keep it simple, like a BOSS!
"Okay, Hazel-Bless Your Soul, it's your turn since you're to my left." I explained.
"Okay!" She looked at her hand and the base card. It was a yellow '9'. She had no yellows or the number, so she picked up a card.
"NEXT!" I yelled. Alexander jumped a little before throwing down a green '9'.
"NEXT!"
"You don't really need to keep doing that. We get it by now." Chris commented, throwing down a green '1'.
"Well, the penalty for not knowing when it's your turn is a two-card pickup. No exceptions." I countered, watching Kate nearly cut the blue '5' she threw out since Jackson changed the color with a Wild Card with her claws. "Besides, it's not like someone would forget if I do, right- Ahbupbup, you went outta turn Jack!"
"...It slipped."
"My ass it did. Pick. Up. Dem. Cards." He grumbled something about 'over-reactive teenagers before picking up two cards. Azure continued her turn with a giggle. Then, I saw it...
The slightest hitch in Jack's Poker Face...
He got one of those cards...
Shit.
The hand grabbed a card, jumping out of his hand basically to land on the pile...
The dreaded '+4 Wild card'.
"Sorry Adam. Draw four cards. The color is red." Jack announced, the boy deflating a little now that his hand was larger than everyone else's.
"Don't worry Adam; you'll get him soon since this-..." I let a pause drift on for dramatic effect. "-is elimination!"
"Should we know what that means first?" Siphon inquired.
"Simple. If you do not 'Uno out' before everyone else, you're out of the next game..."
Later...
"...Sajuan, you can't shuffle anymore. Ever." Jack told me as he drew another card to his already massive hand.
"I'm sorry things are complicated!" Now, it was just Adam, Jack and Eva, the latter with five cards left compared to the other two's near-thirty hands. "Fuck this shiz! Do Triples & Doubles!"
"What's that?"
"It's a little gimmick of Uno designed to make games faster. If the Base card is a certain number or color, you can put down as many cards of that same color as possible or if it's a number you can put down as many cards of an ascending or descending number as possible while you can put down the same number if you have it..."
"...Why didn't you say that during the rules?"
"Cuz I'm spontaneous like that?" Jack shook his head and did not continue as he readied his hand. Eva took advantage of the game change and immediately deposited the rest of her hand.
'Uno, Uno Out.' she announced, marking she was finished with her hand.
"And now there were two." I commented, making the atmosphere between Adam and Jack as tense as a rubber band primed to shoot. They looked at each other, Jack with more of a cold stare and Adam with a nervous gaze.
"...So are you gonna go Adam? We're waiting." Indeed we have, considering Hazel-Darling, Alexander and Chris starting playing Patty Cake and the others were taking naps or thinking. Adam cursed himself for his sudden lack of attention and got ready...
He couldn't even put down; it was a red '9'. He didn't have any reds or a number to count from there, so he drew another card, signifying his passing turn. Jack's smile looked ominous to us all.
Then, the onslaught began.
The Base Card was a yellow '9', but that was all he need to know...He moved...
'9', '8', '7', '7', '7', '7', '6', '6', '6', '5', '4', '3', '2', '1', '1', '1', '1','2', '2', '3', a yellow +2, red +2, a +4 Wild with the color changed to green, a green +2, a green Skip, red Skip, blue Skip and lastly a blue Reverse.
"Uno Out..." It was quiet...Too quiet...And that glass was wet...Too wet...We all looked at Jack, seeing that smug look on his face before he looked around and saw that we had smirks similar.
"What?"
"In every game of Uno-," Steven started, "You have to say 'Uno' before 'Uno Out'... You have to pick up two cards..."
"Dammit!" Jack begrudgingly picked up two cards, both being Wild Cards. That wouldn't help him out of the game quickly. He looked at Adam and his massive hand, 35 cards in total. From the way he was looking at them, everything that was about to happen was gonna end this game...
He grabbed a card...And the devastation began.
[BAM!] He started off with a +4, Jack picking up his four cards. But before he could bring his hand back, he placed a yellow +2, bringing Jack's hand back to the deck. That weird smile on his face never left as he began placing +2 card after +2 card down. I doubt Jack could keep up with how many he had to pick up as Adam's hand went into a blur.
"Uno." None of us had seen him throw down his second-to-last card until it was too late. He held it up like it was meant to be seen by anyone other than us before slamming it on the pile, showing a red Skip.
"Uno Out."
"AAHHHHHH!" Cheering suddenly erupted from behind us, making us jump to see that some of the audience from the stands had snuck into the locker rooms and saw that game.
"Holy shit!" he yelled, ducking for cover.
"ADAM! ADAM! ADAM!"
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut UP!" I got Adam from up under the table. "NEXT GAME!..."
Next Game Of Uno! Jack Out...
"Adam! [BOOM! BOOM!] Adam! [BOOM! BOOM!] Adam! [BOOM! BOOM!]" Apparently, this crowd had nothing better to do but be nosy as once again, Adam was one of the last players in. Hazel-Darling got out first because she-literally-had a '1','2','3' for cards; the Base Card was a yellow '2'. It was now Adam and Eva.
"Get em Eva!" Siphon cheered for her, Jack sitting near Azure grumbling. Eva nodded her understanding and laid out a green '5'. Adam struck back with a blue one, making her curse as she had to pick up another card. She couldn't put it back down yet; the color still needed to change. Once Adam put down a Wild Card for Red, she cut him off from placing anymore cards by slamming all but one of her cards...
'Uno...' She lifted the card, ready to kick Adam out the game with her Wild Card, "...Ou-."
"Draw four please before you do." He cut her off with a dreaded +4 Wild, making everyone look like 'Wha?!'. Eva looked on in disbelief as she picked up her cards.
'W-what's the c-color?...' This was the first time she didn't get what she wanted-a win.
"Blue."
'Dammit.' She didn't have any blues, nor any Wild Cards to assist her. It was there when she noticed something...When did he get two cards left? He just had seven! He put down a blue '2'.
"Uno." The atmosphere at that point got so tense and quiet you could hear a feather hit the ground. To test this, I plucked a feather from Alex, earning a hiss of pain and a hard punch in retaliation. I let it fall to the ground and leaned down to hear...
Yep, it was quiet enough.
Eva placed down all-number cards in a two-three-four-five fashion, letting her call 'Uno' again. But the smile never left Adam's face. Not for a second did he stop as he stared creepily at Eva before reaching to throw down...
A Wild Card.
"Uno. Yellow."
'Uno, ya little brat!' That outburst had partially shattered the tense atmosphere; you could hear the almost unnoticeable sound of glass breaking in the air. The two stared each other down, not giving away to distractions or blinks. Eva glared at the human who dared to try and best her at her favorite card game, while Adam simply stared back with a small smile. It seemed like they were frozen but-.
"Uno Out." Wait what?
No one had seen him move his hand to place a card down at all.
"Huh?" Even the audience didn't see it.
"Can we go on to next game? This is quite fun." he asked me.
"Uh...Sure..."
Later...
Okay, someone remind me to never let Adam play Uno ever again.
The boy was just zipping through everyone. He beat out the Pokemon before he moved onto us like an Attack Dog gone feral...Or maybe it's Attack Arcanine now; I haven't seen a dog in months. Look the point is, he was just beating us like child's play. In order, he took out Siphon, Steven, Cynthia, Jackson, Chris, and myself. He managed to beat my little Slick Hand technique-a little thing that, with the drawback of having more cards, involves sneaking an extra card when you pick up from the deck. It prevents others from getting good cards if you time it right.
But the fact that he beat Cynthi-Lindy-Christi put him on the bets for a win. Now, he was going against Shocker, who had been a little too sly for far too long. They both had one card each, both having to pick up from the deck to place a card.
"This. Is. Bullshit." Shocker cursed as he threw down yet another number. Adam picked up and threw down another number card as well. This process went on for a while; even the reshuffle didn't help their luck. It was to the point where I was like,
"Excuse me, I need my ice cream." I asked the vendor, who had set up shop in the corner like a creep for kids. He gave me a cone with Mint Chocolate Chip-my favorite~! Once I got to licking it, however, I saw Mister sneaking and peeking at me. Thinking nothing of it, I kept looking a the game still in play.
"Oh! Ice Cream~!" Hazel-Just Wanna Hug Her To Death cheered, running up to the vendor and buying her and Alexander a cone. Jack had spoke saying that it would not be wise to feed an Fire-type ice cream as it'll melt before they get to licking. But he was proven wrong when Alexander pulled out some oven mitts and started licking it without it dripping all over.
Damn, someone just got knocked down a few pegs in badassery, leaving him ripe for a dethroning! Hehehehehe...
There was a pause on the field, making me look to see that Shocker had just made Adam draw two cards to keep him in the game.
"Uno Out, Adam." The shock that Adam had finally lost made the crowd roar out in mixed signals.
"FINALLY!"
"DAMMIT KID, YOU COULDA WON ME MILLIONS!"
"WELL THERE GOES MY CHILD SUPPORT MONEY!"
"BITCH, YOU BEST HAVE MY MONEY BY NEXT FRIDAY!"
Well damn.
"HEY!" I cried out, getting their attention. "The kid didn't ask for a damn bounty over his fucking head so you could make some prosti-cash on it! Either deal with it or face my "thing"!" I had reached behind me, grabbing the handle of something. All of my Pokeballs that contained a Pokemon burst open, my "kids" looking panic-stricken as they surrounded me.
"Daddy, don't do it!" Gustav cried.
"Please Dad!" Son added, claws held together in a pleading way.
"Don't hurt them!" Leslie persisted. C.T.Z. and Asperus were quiet as they stare at my slowly-raising hand.
"Imma do it!"
"Don't do it!"
"Say I won't."
"You will do it!"
"Damn straight!" And I finally pulled my "thing" out, revealing it to be...
A whip...Wow was I modern.
The guy I was looking at in the crowd laughed, the smell of pride and underestimation in his breath as I could smell it from my seat...
It smelled like shit.
"What're you gonna do? Hit me? You're just a kid." he jeered.
"A kid that can whoop your ass." I rebutted.
"You don't know how to use that."
"Says the random guy no one cares about."
"Oh, but I'm not random as you think..." He then reached to his chin, pulling that hand back to reveal that his whole-butt-ugly-face was just a mask. Said mask revealed-.
[Gasp!] The Masked Bitch!
"Oh my god, it's the Masked Bitch!" I cried, earning some appalled stares and laughs from the crowd. Adam was rooted to the spot, looking on in horror as he was once again face-to-face with his parents' killer. Bullet was in the same boat.
"Oh haha." He pulled out the same gun from last time, 'cept it was a little water-logged. The crowd moved away from him like startled deer.
"How did you survive that fall?"
"I have my ways. And expendable subordinates." That laugh told me everything; there was a little something at the bottom of Singaporean waters that shouldn't be there. Hope it's still alive...
"Look, why did you come here?"
"I never leave my prey safe. Not when I have all the opportunity to get it." He aimed at Adam and Bullet, the duo haven posted in the same stance as when they last encountered the Masked Bitch. I stepped in front of him.
"No, you won't have them."
"Move."
"No."
"Move."
"Nope."
"Move outta my way!"
"...Ye-No."
"[Growls] Look, I will have that little weasel behind you. I got a client who really likes Quilava fur..." He enunciated 'really' to make it more creepy. I wasn't fazed, but I could feel that the two behind me were more that beyond terrified at this point.
"And you just sound like a pervert looking for a kid to stalk for fantasies." I walked up, but I was stopped by a hand.
"N-no...D-d-don't go..." Adam whispered, shaking in fear but holding me in a vice. I grabbed his hand and gently pried it off.
"Sorry; this train needs to be derailed and considered out of order." I walked up to the Masked Bitch, staring him down with my whip in-hand. I heard Adam follow until-.
"[Click] Well, this is game over kiddos. Goodbye." His brain exercised a nervous function in his hand, making his index finger close as if he was balling a fist with only one finger to use. The hammer of the pistol was cocked, so all he had to do was pull the trigger...
Anytime now...
Whenever you're ready...
[Sigh] I could have eaten some more ice cream at this point...Wait, where is it?
Before I could look around for it, I heard a *click click* from good ole Masked Bitch. He was clicking his gun liking a mouse being held by a guy in his basement in his parents' house at night looking at-
Okay, you get the general idea of the clicking.
"What the fuck!?"
"News flash-," Jack cut in,"-never let your gun get wet without protection. It won't work until it's dry."
"Dammit!" The Masked Bitch threw the gun away, hitting a bald guy in the back of the head. "I can still take you brats!"
"..." All I did was move Adam back a little before-
[BAM!]
He was sent flying by a Psychic from Melody.
"Yes, it work-!" I was about to cheer for victory when I realized something...
Smashed waffle texture...
Green cream with a white texture...
Chips of a brown color on the ground...
She used my ice cream...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!...
Cliffhanger's a bitch. Nuff said.
This has been The Bloody Seje/melancholy man guy.
I lost my ice cream![(T_T)]Adam dominated in Uno1 The Masked Bitch came back! And Hazel was being kawaii again!
What'll happen next chappy!? Will Jack get his Badass Tokens back as I pry them from his cold, alive sleepy hands!?
I dunno. And HELL NAH SON! They all MINE!
Critique me; I don't know where, but it felt like I missed something...
Moncheli!