Naughty Noa Limericks
#9 of Noa World - General
Been trying to write something every night when I get home. Tonight, I felt like cobbling together some naughty limericks.
...I took the low road.
The last two based off a recent story upload. :)
Lapin, for all of their sass
Would throw parties of a moral morass.
The soirees were known for flirtation
And a not inconsequential about of libations
You'd wake naked and sore in the ass.
The fair lady Racca is a runt
But telling her will earn you a punt.
The gods did not bless her with tits
But for her it was not the pits
Because by the gods she has a glorious cunt.
A Mus that was thought a joker,
He was not very good at poker.
She cheated so bad he was left naked
And betting a Racca is sacred
But that's when we found he'd already poked her.
A raccoon I did once meet
With a smile so bright and attitude so sweet.
But then the lass, she pulled down her pants.
Though a gentleman, I did not look askance.
Who could, with an apple bottom so petite?