Astral High - Chapter 27
#28 of Astral High
Well, this is uploaded five hours and fourty five minutes later than I wanted to. Chores suck ass. So does listening to the same song over and over again. Don't worry, if you care you'll figure it out pretty quick...
Me and Titus went into fourth period, and I noticed how he kept glancing at me. We sat down next to each other, and a minute later Seth rushed in. He looked flustered and angered. Aside from the teacher working at her computer, we were the only ones in the class. Seth immediately ducked his head behind a computer and kissed my forehead.
"What's wrong?" [Me]
"Gee, what isn't wrong? I have to put up with the biggest idiots in advisory- including Marko- and to make the whole thing worse, none of you guys are in it."
"I thought I was the only one in a different advisory class."
"Guess not. Can I switch to yours?" [Seth]
"Please, it'll annoy Tanner." [Titus]
"Wait, what?"
"Both of them are in my advisory. You know how Ted hates both of 'em?" [Me]
"Yeah..." [Seth]
"He should only hate Tanner. Tanner's a fucking ass."
"Word." [Titus]
"Wait, why?" [Seth]
"Tanner's the one who picked on Ted, not Titus. Titus just called him Teddy Bear." [Me]
"Which is an adorable nick name, by the way." [Titus]
"It'd be less creepy if Daniel called him that." [Seth]
"Who's Daniel?"
"His boyfriend." [Me]
"Filler, might be a more accurate name." [Seth]
"Fill-... Oh. Ooh.. Woah." [Titus]
"Let me put it in perspective, Daniel's a zebra." [Me]
"No wonder he's cranky. His stomach wall has probably burst."
"See, I prefer not to think about these things." [Seth]
"Sorry, just being honest." [Me]
"Well yeah, and he can't suck on it. Especially with a short snout like that." [Titus]
"Yeah, it takes a canine's maw to do that, and even then it's deep throating." [Me]
"You guys are perverts." [Seth]
"Need I remind you about the white board marker?" [Me]
"Shut up!"
"Don't worry, I put one there too... And then my dad found out and left my mom because of it, when I was really the only thing holding the family together in the first place, and they were pretty open about it, so I don't mind." [Titus]
"Dude, that-" Seth was cut off by Garrick walking through the door with ear buds looped over each ear, and blasting some random song that he walked in singing along to. The now seventeen people in this class gave him weird looks, but six of them just started singing along.
"One more drink and I might, tell you all my secrets and I'm, pretty good at keeping 'em alive! One more drink and I might, bite you on the shoulder, while I, hold you in the parking lot, until the sun goes down!"
Some avian in the back of the classroom- who'd sung along- shouted out, "Irish Margaritas!"
"Yes!" [Garrick]
"Wow, I don't think I've seen such a prep since- oh wait, I have third with Tanner. Nevermind." [Titus]
The avian from the back of the class came over, acting sorta defensive, "What'd you say 'bout Tanner?"
"He's an asshole." [Me]
"Psh, homophobe."
"Right, have you met Seth? He's my boyfriend." I wrapped my arm around Seth who kissed me on the cheek when I did this.
"Oh- well, still, what's your problem with Tanner? He's so nice and-"
"Tanner arranged a prank to get me kicked in the crotch, humiliated, and end up alone in this god forsaken world." [Titus]
"Well, yeah, 'cause you punched him, you worthless fuck."
"Yeah, if I kissed the girl you had a crush on, that'd piss you off." [Me]
"You think I'm a lesbian or something?" I realized the bulge on the avian's chest wasn't muscle, and that she just had a deep voice.
"Oh, sorry. Your voice sounds like a guy's." [Me]
"Well fuck off-"
A husky who'd walked in mid conversation joined in, "Don't listen to Jeran, he's transgender. He'd do anything to get dick up his ass."
"God dammit, Ra!"
"Raw?" [Seth]
"My parents named me after the Egyptian god of-"
"Oh, Ra, right." [Titus]
"I feel so left out." [Me]
"Sun god." [Jeran]
"Oh."
"You'd know that if you didn't have stupid parents." [Seth]
"Hey!"
"Sorry, I just meant-"
"I know, but still. They aren't stupid... Arrogant and over bearing maybe, but not stupid." [Me]
"What?" [Ra]
"Uh, overly Christian parents who got to find out they have a gay atheist for a son." [Me]
"Oh shit." [Jeran]
"I'm surprised they didn't kill you." [Titus]
"No, but it wasn't until about a week before the Fourth of July that they finally got over it." [Me]
The teacher finally decided to start teaching, "Okay, everyone quiet down... There's one thing you all need to know before we begin this class. Algebra II is about as useful in life as a gun. It's nice to say you have it, but you probably won't use it."