Paper Plate

Story by Brozin Flamepelt on SoFurry

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Paper Plate

I don't think this is really a big deal, but sense I have seen other people drone on and on about it, I sit here with some string cheese, and watching Taken 2, so I can join the people who drone on pointlessly about a FRICKIN PAPER PLATE THAT MOVES. SERIOUSLY WE GET MURDERED BY FRIENDLY, SINGING ROBOTS IN FURSUITS AND YOU FOCUS ON A PLATE?

Okay so in one of the party rooms you can see three paper plates, one that looks like Freddy, one like Bonnie, and one like Balloon Boy. So when withered Chica stands in front of it, you cannot see it at all. When she moves, it vanishes, and can sometimes appear in the upper right corner of the door in your office. Apparently withered Chica moves it there. Problem is, it has no hands, so it probably picks it up in its beak.

Now the WHY? Why does it choose to do so? Maybe the murdered child possessing Chica made the plate, and it wants you to see it, kind of its last way of reaching out to you. ALSO, FRICKIN PAPER PLATE IS WINNING OUT PEOPLES INTEREST IN SINGING ROBOTS IN FURSUITS. I want to scream.

Also, the odds of Chica being able to first take the plate down with its beak, then carry it to your office, then put it on the wall without you seeing it are painfully low.

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