The Naughty Kitty: An Unpublishable Children's Book

Story by Diogenes Shandor- Bio Major and Cynic on SoFurry

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#1 of Unpublishable Children's Books

This is the first in a series that I call "Unpublishable Children's Books".

They're like children's books, but with extreme amounts of sex and violence. Also this one isn't illustrated because I can't draw monkeys, or much of anything; If any of you want to illustrate it, I'd welcome it (though I can't pay)

This particular entry was inspired by this Youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V7I0_izRWI


One day Bobo the monkey saw a kitty cat. He tried to put his penis in it, but the kitty was naughty and ran away

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Koko th monkey grabbed the kitty's tail as it ran by and tried to put his penis in, but the kitty was naughty and squirmed out of his grasp

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Jojo the monkkey jumped on top of the kitty when it ran by and tried to put his penis in, but the kitty was naughty and scrambled out from under him

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To catch the naughty kitty, the monkeys had to work together. Koko and Jojo stood in front of the naughty kitty while Bobo came up and grabbed it from behind.

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Bobo put his penis in the kitty. The naughty kitty tried to run away but Koko grabbed its tail. The naughty kitty tried to squirm away, but Jojo held it still. And Bobo made his cream inside the kitty

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Next was Koko's turn. Koko put his penis in the kitty. When the naughty kitty tried to run away Jojo pulled its tail. When the naughty kitty tried o squirm away Bobo held it down. and Koko made his cream inside the kitty

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Last was Jojo's turn. Jojo put his penis in the kitty. When the naughty kitty tried to run away Bobo pulled its tail. When the naughty kitty tried to squirm away Koko held it down. And Jojo made his cream inside the kitty

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Thanks to working together Bobo, Koko and Jojo were all very satisfied and happy.

And so all three monkeys were satisfied because they had worked together.

Snippets: A Look Into the Twisted Creative Process of a SoFurry Author

This is a collection of partially finished stories. I want to give you a window into my creative process, so I decided to post these, including my notes on them and the places where i've decided to delete words or passages (crossed out in in this...

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I Never Eat Anything With A Face (Naughty Version)

Mallory's eyes fluttered open. He ached all over, it hurt to breathe, all of the mouse's extremities screamed with pain, and when he tried to get up... no, that wasn't going to happen, his legs were broken, so was his right arm. Abruptly everything...

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I Never Eat Anything With A Face (Clean Version)

Mallory's eyes fluttered open. He ached all over, it hurt to breathe, all of the mouse's extremities screamed with pain, and when he tried to get up... no, that wasn't going to happen, his legs were broken, so was his right arm. Abruptly everything...

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