The Ice Man Cometh

Story by StGeorgesHorse on SoFurry

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#45 of The Moonrise Chronicles


                The man

sat up, still as cold as ice. It was a wonder his skin didn't crack under the tension it had to be under from the frigid temperatures.. He coughed

a few times, sending out little puffs of condensation before turning his attention back to the sightseers surrounding his

coffin.

                "Good

day to you my friends."

                No one

there understood a word he was saying. It was Old Italian, from the Renaissance,

and even a modern Italian might have had trouble deciphering even the simple

phrase he was speaking. His words were slow and measured, but tight and set through chattering teeth. Not knowing any language outside of his native English,

Edward was left wondering what the man was trying to say.

                The man

with the frost on his nose  saw the blank

looks on their faces and stopped. He reached over the side and felt around,

coming away with one of the rings. He grabbed Edward's hand and slipped it on.

"Is that better?"

                Edward's

eyes went wide. "How did you do that?"

                Leonardo

smiled. "I did nothing. It is the rings. They have many uses, and not the least

of those is allowing our kind to communicate across the barriers of culture and

language. Nothing is more dismal than sitting around in a circle, scratching

fleas, trying to have a decent conversation in wolf-speak."

                He

unsteadily climbed out of the casket, thankful for Edward's steadying hand. His

fingers felt like icicles. "Thank you my boy. I don't know how long I've have

been in there, but it seems to me to have been an extraordinarily long while."

                "Almost

five hundred years I'd say."

                "Really?

How remarkable! I never figured the cooling system would last half that long. I

must consider myself most fortunate."

                "So you

developed cryogenics?"

                "Cryo-genics?

What an ingenious term! I suppose it's something like that. But don't go

getting anything stuck in your head now. As far as I know it only works on the

kind. And speaking of which," here he looked around at the group, "who are all

of you and what do you need from me?"

                The

first part was easy. After retrieving Maggie's ring, they sat around talking to

the master for hours. He was very much desirous to leave his chamber and see

the world as it had become in his absence. They regaled him with the

highlights, since there was too much cover with a month or more.

                He was

intrigues my Maggie's light, and he spent several minutes at a time cranking

it. "Extraordinary! A light without flame. This is beyond my scope of

learning!"

                "That's

nothing! We have automobiles, and airplanes, and cell phones and..."

                Leonardo

halted her  long enough to ask, "Do you

mean to say you have vehicles that move under their own power? No horses?"

                "Yes,

and machines that can think, and images that can be transmitted through the

air, and so much more!"

                "It is good

to know that there were others who followed me with enough sense to continue

with science despite the misgivings of the church. It was amazing to see the

stupidity that believing in a higher being caused the world. Give an arrogant

man power and he will abuse it most readily."

                "You

don't believe in God?" Maggie sprouted a tail and set it to wagging.

                "You

mean as an interfering busybody bent on having all people bow down and worship

him? No. I believe that there is nothing more to life than this world, and that

behavior like that is more akin to what men want than what I think a higher

being would want. But I think that if there is a God, he would expect us to

take our talents and use them to better this world, not to live long enough to

move on to another. Why then not just create us and place us in heaven? Seems like

a damned inefficient method to me. Maybe, if we have some time later, I'll tell

you about some of my arguments with Rodrigo Borgia."

                "Who?'

                Maggie

clarified it for me. "Pope Alexander's real name."

                "Oh."

                The

twins were well aware of whom we were talking with, and to give them equal

time, we shared our rings with them. They found the sudden ability to

understand this ancient man to be beyond their wildest dreams. Then Maggie

slapped herself up the side of her head. She pulled out the remaining two

boxes. Leonardo's eyes lit up.

                "I

remember these! It's a wonder they are still around after all this time. How

many do you have?"

                "One

that my ring came in, plus three more." Edward told him. " We figured out how

to get two of them open, but not these two."

                "I

assume you have a key?"

                "Yes,"

Edward said, producing it.

                "I

wonder what happened to the other six?"

                "There

were ten of these boxes?!"

                "Yes,

ten. It was a lot of fun, making each one different." He took the one and

turned it in his hands. "Clavem est in mente tua."

                "What

does that mean?"

                He took

the box and grasping the base, forcibly turned it against itself. The entire

box clicked, splitting along a plane right below the lid. Eventually it rotated

until the corners matched up again. There was a second click.

                "Just

put your mind to it my dear. The person I made this for liked puzzles, and so I

made her box into one. The trick is to hide the obvious from view. The lock

will never open if it's not in the correct position. He put the key into the

lock and the top popped up. Then forward once more and the bottom popped open.

There was no leather envelope inside. The box was empty.

                "Sorry

my boy, but this one is gone. I can't say who or where it is. After five

hundred years of deep sleep, there are a great many things I cannot answer. I

will need to update myself to be of any use to you."

                Maggie

was still excited. "What of this other box?"

                He

smiled. "This one is one of the hardest to open my dear child. It can only be

opened by one of the kind in full were, under the full moon, while wearing one

of the rings. And that full moon must be on or close to the summer solstice."

                "Why

did you go to that much bother? For that matter, how did you manage such a

thing. It sounds like magic!"

                "That

is a long story, and I would prefer to tell it out in the open. Shall we go for

a walk?"

                Edward

was shocked. "WHAT? You think you can just walk around in the sunlight like

nothing has happened? Five hundred years have happened! You can't be seen. It'll

cause a riot!"

                Leonardo

would have nothing of it. "This is my home, and while the rest of the world may

have changed, it has not. Look around you. I have faith that my home above

ground will be similarly intact." He went to a ladder, and reaching up, he

played with some strange arrangement of knobs. There was a grinding of gears

and in the next instant a creaking noise. Then it stopped.

                "Damn!

Someone has built something over my door!"

                Edward

transformed in to his largest form, barely fitting between the roof and floor.

He put a paw against the unyielding device until it gave. Dirt cascaded in from

above, and then daylight. "There!"

                The

master bowed to him and climbed up the ladder, making way for the other s to

follow. Maggie, having dressed,  went up

first, and Edward transformed back to his human self and donned his clothing.

The twins knew what they had to do and climbed up and quickly became wolves

again, complete with collars.

                Leonardo

smiled and took their leashes and walked up to the immense house that was

nearby. Edward dropped the door down, noticing it looked like a stone from this

side, and kicked the dirt from the garden back over it. It left a depression in

the soil, but he hoped no one would notice.

                He

jogged to catch up with the rest of them. Maggie was holding the master's right

hand, and with the other he was holding the twins. In his period clothing he

looked right at home here, wherever here was. Edward ran to catch up.

                "Whoa! Slow

down! Where are we?"

                Leonardo

made a sweeping gesture. "Clos Lucé, my home! Given to me by Frances the First,

the king of France!"  The place was huge,

not as large as the chateau, but still remarkably enormous.

                "But

after five hundred years, you can't expect it to still be in your name.

Technically you died."

                "Son,

you have a few things to learn. First off, times don't change all that much.

Secondly, I gave up the rights to this place a long time ago. But I think I can

guess that I still hold sway here. It is the nature of people to respect their

elders."

                He

hardly had those words out when people began to notice his presence. One of the

volunteers on the grounds came over and had a hurried conversation with

him.  Edward could only catch one half,

that of Leonardo's portion of it, because while he could understand him as he

spoke, he did not understand the pretty lady he was talking too. The twins

could, but they weren't in the position to talk right now.

                Apparently

she thought he was a re-enactor. And his French was sufficient to be

understood.  He made a gesture to the

others to follow him. They went in through the main doors of the house and

stopped inside.

                "You

see my son. No one asks more than they want to know. She asked if I was

Leonardo, and I told her I was. Apparently I am to give a talk soon." He was

laughing under his breath. "But before that can happen, I need to retrieve

something of importance."

                He

walked around the house until he brought them to one designated by the sign as

being his bedroom. He read the French text and smiled. "I guess they still

think a lot of me these days. I find that comforting." He walked over to where a

portrait hung on the wall. He examined it and frowned. "This is not my work!

Why is there a forgery here?"

                Maggie

was hanging on his arm. "Because the real Mona Lisa is in the Louvre.  It's probably the most famous painting in the

world!"

                "Only

the one? That's too bad. I made two paintings of the lady Lisa Gherardini Del Giocondo. I

guess I should be flattered, but I think that the original would be more suited

to be here." He took the painting down from the wall, ran his hand over one of

the bricks, and pushed in sharply. The other end popped out, allowing him to

pull it out. Behind it there was a dark recess. He took his ring off and stuck

it in. There was a click. He removed the ring and put the brick back, replacing

the painting to its place on the wall.

                "What

was that all about?"

                "Nothing

for you to worry about. I just set a few things in motion. Now, I believe I

have some sort of talk to give. Will you excuse me?" And with that, he walked

away.

                Maggie

summed up what he was feeling. "What the fuck was that all about? The man was dead to the

world for half a millennia, and suddenly he's back in black like nothing has changed?"

                Edward

was still trying to take it all in. "Well, he is Leonardo da Vinci. Who's to

say what is normal for this man? He was one of the most brilliant minds of his

time, and maybe even ever in all of history. Can you imagine what he can do in

today's world?"

                "It's

almost scary. Shall we go keep an eye on him? I don't want think I want him

getting too far out of sight." Maggie's voice carried both awe and concern.

                As it

turned out, he was outside giving a talk on himself. The workers at the chateau were a little

dismayed that he wasn't following the script, but since his mannerisms and

clothing were impeccable, they let it slide. His French was a little faulty,

and from time to time he would slip in some Italian, but overall it made him

seem more realistic. Seem being the key word. They had no clue he was the real

deal. Even the real actor ended up standing in the audience looking on as someone

else did his job for him.  And did it

better!

                Edward

was pretty much out of sorts again. It seemed the deeper they went, the more

unrealistic things were becoming. How the hell did this guy, no matter how smart he

was, suddenly just fit in? And the casket. That was beyond belief. Of course,

if it was the only one he ever built, then it made sense that refrigeration

wasn't rediscovered for another few centuries. And it seemed to be powered, or

controlled, or something like that with these infernal rings. But still; how did

he survive? And why bother flash freezing yourself? There were too many damn

questions and not enough answers.

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