Russian It? Chapter 22
#31 of Road Rovers
chapter 22
"H-hey, guys," I managed to utter.
"Could anyone explain this?" Professor Shepherd shouted.
"We...we got into a fight?" I said.
"Last time I checked, a fight doesn't end like this. At least, that's not how I grew up, anyway."
Hunter's knot had finally shrunk, but he was too embarrassed to pull out. I knew how he felt.
"Could we have some privacy?" I asked suddenly.
The others quickly obliged and closed Exile's door until we came out, now fully clothed.
"Jay. Come," Professor Shepherd ordered.
I obeyed and followed him, my knees shaking profusely.
"I don't know what you did to the Rovers, but I'm getting sick of it. Whatever this is, has to stop. Before you came here, everything was perfectly normal. Now they're following you around like you're a bitch in heat. What's going on?"
I sighed. I knew I had to tell Professor the truth. So I did.
"Ever since I was younger, like, sixteen-ish, I had an overactive sex drive with...well...as you saw..."
"...I see..." was all that Mr. Shepherd could utter.
"But, all of this happened BEFORE that."
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Ever since I was around thirteen or fourteen, every male dog I met would try to fuck me. No matter what I did. They just couldn't control themselves. I'm sorry that this happened. But, to tell you the truth, I've always had a crush on Exile. Hunter didn't want to tell you, but he has a crush on Colleen."
"What?"
"Yes. This is true. Every last word. But, if you still want to fire me, then say it, and I'll go. I'll be out of your hair. Forever."
Professor Shepherd thought for a moment, deciding my fate. Should I stay with the Rovers and clean up after them like a good maid? Or should I go and never come back, leaving the Road Rovers forever and only seeing them in my past thoughts?
I waited impatiently, waiting for his answer.
"Alright. You can stay."
"What?" This was actually a surprise to me. "You mean it?"
"Yes. And I'll let you continue your...things_with Exile. The poor guy's been so lonesome recently. But _please, keep it to yourselves. The whole thought in itself disturbs me to no end."
"Yes, SIR!" I shouted, saluting. I ran back towards main headquarters to tell the Rovers the good news.
When I went to see them, they were staring at Hunter intensely.
"Hey guys, what's going on?" I asked.
As soon as I said that, everyone quickly focused their stares on me as well. Okay...
"What you did was unforgiveable," Colleen murmured.
"A truly disgusting act," Blitz added.
"Ruh, ruh," Shag agreed.
"Listen guys," I started, "I know what you saw was...disturbing, but I can explain!"
"Well, then start," Colleen ordered, crossing her arms.
I explained to them exactly what I had explained to Professor Shepherd. As I explained, their eyes grew slightly wider, more-than-likely from how early this whole thing started.
"I see..." Colleen muttered as I finished.
"Now do you understand? It's not Hunter's entire fault. If anything, blame everything on me. Please," I begged. "Hunter had no involvement in this...technically."
Silence.
"Alright, we'll forgive you," Colleen said. "But just this once. If it happens again, we're not going to be so easy."
"I understand." I nodded.
"I'll have a talk with Hunter later," she muttered, her eyes focusing on Hunter as she spoke the words.
He looked down in shame.
"Well, let's put this aside, for now, and have some dinner. What do you say?" I offered.
Everyone's eyes suddenly brightened. I knew I was good at this.
"Sounds good to me!" Exile shouted.
Shag and Blitz both rapidly nodded in agreement.
"Alright, I'll get it started." I turned my back towards them and headed off to the kitchen, where I was to prepare a wondrous dinner for the Road Rovers once more, once again earning their trust.