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Hello there! My name is Eros Burask, you may not be familiar with me yet but as you all may know, I am a Pilot for the Planet Runner Program on my Homeworld of Diaunis. I'm here today to explain the evolution of my race so I will take any questions as they are asked.

Is your Race related to the Bats of Earth?

Which order of them because I have been to Earth before?

Is your race more closely related to either Megachiroptera or Microchiroptera?

Oh! That's easy! My race's ancestors are more closely related to Earth's megabats!

Then why is your race hemophatgous?

It's because of our Immune systems requiring a lot iron to keep our bodies healthy and free of disease.

What is your race's natural diet?

What do we eat? We mainly eat fruits, vegetables and drink blood, we don't exactly have the teeth for eating meat like our primal ancestors.

Wait! What do you mean by that?

At one point in our evolution, we used to eat small bits of meat that flew around...

So your ancestors ate microbats?

Yeah, they actually drove them to extinction but once they were gone, we started developing the diet we have now but are stomachs are still capable of digesting meat like sausages and processed meats.

Why does your race have your wings on your back as opposed to arms for wings?

Now that I like talking about because that was a milestone in our evolution. We started growing wings on our back while our arms shortened, and our bones be sturdier, leaving our new hands available to manipulate objects. Our ancestors used to dig up root vegetables such as the Blood Beet we have on our planet and other food sources.

Why is your race's salivia so...peculiar?

Good question, I don't know too much about it myself but I know that it has wonderful medical properties such as anti-microbes, anti-fungal, and anti-septic along with the blood thinning traits. I hear the Zephyrians would kill for a sample of our Salivia to synthesize it.

Is paternity a big problem on your planet?

Not really, the women of my race are very independent and make excellent mothers.

That still doesn't answer my question.

The truth is that most Daesidyne women tend to be picky about who knock them up, and the fact that they can store our sperm for several months means once we are long gone, we won't know if we did knock them up or not. Hell, they can even choose which guy they can have knock them up!

So... how many children do you have?

I have no idea but I have been to a lot of orgies when I first left my homeland so I am to guess I have a lot of kids. Not a big surprise to me since I am what you call an Alpha male.

The fact that you have an extra set of wings beneath your primary pair indicates such a status?

Yeah, Wings are a testosterone indicator for my race, the larger the wing spans, the more masculine you are. A second set of wings means to the girls that "you will have healthy offspring with me" .

So does what does it mean if a female has an extra set?

That means she is an Alpha Female, to the males of my race, she is the one you want to keep barefoot and pregnant at all times. She is the one that will have lots of healthy kids....

Isn't your mother one?

Yes... she is one hell of a Mother!

Does the phrase "Barefoot and pregnant" have a different connotation on your planet?

Woops! Sorry, I didn't meaning in the Earth's sense, on my planet it means that you keep her pregnant and happy in the home while she raises your children.

Coming from someone who has several siblings, now that makes sense.

You think?

Why is your race so open with its alternative sexualities?

It's genetic, it helps propagate our race.

How does that exactly help?

Well, the women of my planet tend to get turned on when they see two boys kissing if you catch what I am saying.

Oh! So Daesidynian women are like Yaoi fangirls in a way, they get 'wet' when the idea of two men making love gets inside their heads, correct?

Yeah, some of our primal ancestors would fellate each other while curled up with a female for the winter.

So they have that disposition because it's wired into their genes as well?

Exactly, I tend to be a huge tease when I am around women.

What do you mean by that?

....sometimes I'll pick a boy that I think is cute then make out in front of the girls to get them ripe for a little 'party'.

Wait, how can you tell if a guy on your planet is gay?

Normally they have short wingspan and the way some of them dress is a pretty good indicator.

Now how can you tell if a guy on your planet is straight?

Moderate sized wingspan, pretty obvious, not too big, not too small.

So with your large wingspan, it means you swing both ways?

And then some!

What happens if an alpha male, like you, meets another?

Well that can be pretty interesting; One time I went vacationing on this island where there was a lot cute boys and girls then I ran into this other guy who was showing off. He and I went at it in front of everyone!

Wait you two had a fight?

No, we started fucking each other like a pair of oxen in rut, started a fun little orgy with a bunch of the locals. I had a great time...

Is it that way with Alpha females?

I wish, No, when two of them meet: it's an instant rivalry and a constant contest to see who's better than one another. I had the misfortune of being caught between two...

What Happened?

It was right after I crossed the border from homeland, I needed a place to stay for a day and these two girls offered as long as I had sex with them.

Okay how was it bad?

They had a contest to see how fast and how much they could make orgasm; the worst part is they took seven hour shifts.

Ouch, does your race normally have a lot of sex?

Not really but in Ovastag which is the really huge capitalist country beneath my homeland, they are actively encouraging their population growth. Abistov frequently reimburses parents of big families a hefty sum for them to keep going at it, like mine. No one questions their patriotism...

So where are you from?

I am from Abistov which is a small country northwest of Ovastag known for steelmaking, logging, recycling and the rail way lines that stretch across the entire continent.

Is it a wealthy nation like its southern cousin?

Kind of, it's a communist nation...

Wait, you don't own your own property where you are from?

Uhh... it's not like the failed systems on earth. The state of Abistov makes money from its major industries as well as the usage of the railway lines it has constructed and maintains. It's easy to find employment where I am from cause there always some public works projects going on in its urban centers. Private property is no concern to the officials as long as you pay your taxes.

Sounds progressive, does your race have any unique technologies?

Us Daesidynes are known by other planets for our research into plasma. It is used in all our industrial applications as well as preferred source of power, Abistov funds a lot of the research into the stuff since we have been using plasma converters to generate electricity for about a century ever since we switched from coal. The Republic of Ovastag ships their garbage to our country so we can process it, the end result is power for our cities and towns along with scrap metal to be used in our steel manufacturing.

So how did the Plasmatic Ionization come about?

My homeland had a brief spat with Ovastag 70 years ago, they did extensive research into a Bomb that would supposedly wipe out the entire capital, then dropped right on the main square. It didn't blow up...

Ha!

Then Abistov's Science academy reversed engineered it into a power source then Tada! A Sun in a Jar that can power starships for ages. Ovastag apologized then purchased rights to the research so they can begin working on their space program.

How do they actually make them?

Mainly through the usage of Gases like Hydrogen and Helium along with a small ball made of various minerals that they place in a chamber filled with those gases then with a little spark, It ignites into a clean burning power source!

I heard that Plasmatic Ionization produces a byproduct called P-Gunk, what is that exactly?

It is when some of the burnt out gases condense to form a state of amorphous sludge-like matter that can be rather annoying to get rid of.

Is it toxic?

No but if you're smart enough to find a use for it, go ahead and take whatever you can find. NS42 buys up the stuff to use as fertilizer but I heard that it could be used to make metals if you form it into bricks.

What is your race's overall opinion of the Ga'Roa Corporation?

Personally, I think they try too hard to accumulate wealth especially when it comes at the cost of other beings but most people don't mind the slaves they bring to our because they either end up working for a company or find themselves free of their shackles short after they come to Diaunis.

What would be your dream for the future of your race?

To live without money, a world where you don't have to have pieces of paper or a bag of coins to buy a house or to be able raise a family. A place where I can have my favorite spiky haired alien and a nice girl that wants to have a dozen children with me!

Wow!

What, Too small? I can go bigger...

Nevermind, I am out of questions anyway.