Droid Duck
Legal Stuff: Not intended for those under the age of 18 years old. All © characters in this story are © to their creators and all that jazz. This story is not intended to make any sense, if you try to understand it, your head will explode.
A fox sat on an examination table, his tail swishing as he waits for the doctor. His only clothing was one of the backless gowns a nurse had given him. The doctor, a tall jaguar with a pair of half-rim glasses, walked in reading a chart. "So what seems to be the problem today?"
The fox let out a whimper, "Well, Doc, I have been having some pain walking today."
The feline walked over to a cabinet and opened it up, pulling on a rubber glove. "Okay, well just bend over and let me have a look see." Turning around, the fox laid his belly down on the table and lifted his bushy tail up out of the way. Moving behind him, the feline doctor let out a curious noise. "Well I think I see the problem." Reaching down, he pulled out a rather large butt plug. "What the?" reaching down again, he pulled out a string of anal beads, setting them next to the plug. Moving his hand back down, he slipped his hand in, making the vulpine grunt as a dildo is removed.
*Static as the station changes*
Tanya was excited; she had just leveled and was heading back to Thunder Bluff for some new skills. Stepping out onto the rope bridge, she gulped as it began to sway under her feet. Grabbing onto the ropes, she worked her way across and tried not to look down as she swayed from side to side. She always hated going out to the Spirit Rise to get her training as a shaman, but it was well worth it once she got the new spells. As she moved across the wobbly bridge, she kept chanting to herself not to look down and just ignore the fact that if she fell, she was going to die.
Once she was across, the bovine female hurried up to the large tent in the center of the plateau and up to the trainers. He smiled at her and muttered, "Ah, Sister, you are growing so fast."
The white and black mottled cow mooed, "Thank you, what do you have for me to train?" He held up a scroll, letting her read over them slowly. Looked like a couple upgraded things and a new totem, "What is this tremor totem?"
He waved his hand, "It summons a totem that will make the earth tremble, removing fear and the like from you and your party."
She looked at the scroll and blinked, "So its a totem that shakes?"
He nodded and rubbed his chin, "Yes is it, I think you will find it very useful in your travels, Sister. Sister?" he looked around, noticing that she had vanished.
Tanya ran back across the bridge, not even slowing down as it rocked and swayed under her hooves. Leaping off the balcony of one of the buildings, she headed right for one of the little corners of the Bluff that no one ever went to. Looking around, she stripped her armor off and lay it next to an empty hut, revealing her buxom body. Pointing at the ground, she called on the spirits of the earth and closed her eyes. The ground bulged up and a totem sprang up, deep green runes covering its surface. She had noticed a while back that the totems tended to be fairly large, and with the arched arms on top, they had made a nice seat before. So the female swung her leg up over the totem and sat down with one of its horns up in front of her. Grabbing onto it, she let out a trembling moan as her seat began to vibrate, grinding her sex right against it. Reaching up, she lifted her breasts and began to suckle on a pink nipple as she rode the pole.
*Static as the channel changes*
A dragon/husky hybrid ran past, screaming at the top of his lungs. A second later, a giggle of clowns stampeded past, in hot pursuit.
*Clown horn honks*
Fox McCloud rested on his bunk, stripped down to his bare fur with his rear pushed up as he panted softly. His red shaft was visible between his creamy thighs as he looked back at his wingman, Falco. The blue bird rubbed his cock with some lube as he slipped up behind the leader of the Star Fox group. Leaning over the fox, the falcon kissed up his back slowly as he moved the tail aside and let his hot shaft poke right against the other male's anal bud. The fox gripped the sheets and let out a very slutty moan as the bird's conical shaft pushed into his rear and began to spread him nice and wide. "Don't forget about me, Foxy." Lifting his head, McCloud blushed as he saw his rival, Wolf O'Donnell aiming his knotted cock at the vulpine's maw.
Opening his maw wide, he leaned forward to lick over the cock slowly. Moving his head down, he nosed the balls before suckling softly on one of them. The wolf growled with impatience, making the other male quickly lift his head and drive his muzzle over the hot length. Curling his tongue under the length, he blushed as the larger male put his paw on his head and began to force his head to move faster. Falco grinned as his 'leader' began to give Wolf some head. Pushing his feathered crotch forward, he hilted inside of Fox's ass. Pulling back, he started to thrust at a steady pace, pushing the fuzzy male into the rougher one. Wolf grinned at the bird and began to get into the act, rising up to his knees and thrusting into the waiting maw.
Moaning, the vulpine male swirled his tongue around the cock, opening his maw up to let the lupine slip into his throat and let him lick the knot. His own cock was dripping pre onto the bedsheets as Falco's lance stabbed over his prostate again and again with each thrust. He felt so wonderfully slutty, the musky taste of Wolf's cock slipping over his tongue and dripping its pre into his maw. The feel of his subordinate driving his bird dick up his ass and getting faster. Moaning like a he-bitch, Fox moved his body back and forth between the two as his cock throbbed and jerked. His knot was forming up as he got more and more excited during the sex. Slipping his tongue up, he played with the pointed tip of the red rocket before letting it slip down the vein-covered length.
Suddenly, he arched his back and let out a pleasure-filled squeal as he began to cum, his tailhole clamping down around the cock in his ass. His cock jerked and spurted, covering his belly fur and bedsheets with his seed. Falco increased his pace, jabbing Fox's prostate ruthlessly as he huffed and whistled. One hand gripped the todd's fluffy tail as his other held onto the furred thigh tightly. Wolf let out a growl as he saw Fox start to cum, pulling his cock out and starting to jerk it quickly. "Gonna cover your face in my cum and make you look like the vixen slut you are."
The blue falcon huffed, "Do a barrel roll to avoid incoming fire!"
*Channel changes*
Frank the wolf yawned as he scratched his chest fur, relaxing on a couch and watching some TV. Of course, as usual, there was nothing on of any interest. His ear twitched as his roommate called out, "Frank! Frank, I need your help in here." Sighing, he pried himself off the couch and walked down the hall slowly.
"You'd better be on fire or something the way you're screaming.... Holy shit!" The wolf stopped in his tracks as he walked into the bedroom, staring at the tabby cat. His feline roommate was crouched over an arcade-style controller, the joystick shoved up her ass. "What the hell happened?"
The cat snarled, "Don't ask any questions, just call an ambulance." Frank reached into his pocket and whipped out his cell, snapping a picture, "You bastard!"
*Channel changes*
A Pokemon trainer was walking through the woods, whistling to himself. It was such a nice day; he had just beaten the third gym leader and was on his way to the next area. Suddenly he spotted a wild Pokemon and gasped as he whipped out a poke ball and threw it. The red and white orb bounced off the wild Machop and sucked it in with a red light. He knew he should probably have fought it first, but he had just picked up some stronger balls. So they had to work, right? The ball wiggled and rocked around before popping open and releasing a very angry looking fighter.
A few hours later, that same trainer was in a Pokemon center, bent over an examination table with his pants around his ankle. Nurse Joy cleared her throat and covered her mouth, "So tell me, exactly how did the poke ball end up your ass?"
*static for a second before the channel changes again*
Yoshi let out a low groan as he held onto his swollen belly, rubbing it as his gut made strange noises. Something he had eaten didn't agree with him, maybe it was that burrito from that street vendor. Or maybe it was something from the night before; he had been so drunk then. The last thing he remembered was going to that party at Bowser's. Then he got really drunk, and after that there was only hazy memories of him doing something with Birdo. The green dino leaned forward and let out a barking cry as his tail lifted up and eggs began to shoot from his body in a steady stream.
*Channel changes again*
The fox was reading a magazine as the Doctor sat on a stool behind him. Near the pair was a large pile of strange objects. The feline reached his hand into the vulpine's ass then pulls out a colored scarf. Pulling at it, it comes out and pulls out a different colored scarf. Starting to pull faster, the scarves keep coming.
*Cow moos*
Mewtwo was lying in bed with a naked Nurse Joy. His hands roamed over her creamy skin, cupping her thighs and pulling her body close. The air was filled with the sound of soft moans and gasps as the two began to get heavier with their attentions. The Pokemon pressed his lips to hers; slipping his tongue into her mouth and letting the purple colored muscle wrestle with hers. Together the two of them writhed on the bed for several long minutes before he broke the kiss. "What do we do now?"
The Nurse smiled and ran her hand over his thigh, "Well that's easy, I lay back and you stick your..." she looked down at his smooth crotch, "Well I can suck your...um. Hmm, well how about you just eat me out?"
*Channel swaps*
A ram ran into a warehouse where a parade was being set up, "Terrible news! One of the balloons got a tear when they were blowing it up and we can't repair it. What can we do?" Everyone looked around at each other, a few muttering as they tried to figure out what was going to happen now that one of the big, expensive balloons was destroyed. Vincent, a fox with a pair of glasses perched on his muzzle, stepped forward; "I have an idea."
The parade marched proudly down the street, a dozen furs all dressed in costumes and holding onto sturdy ropes. The ram muttered to one of the others near him, "I can't believe this is working." Looking up, he could see the fox dressed up in a costume, inflated to the size of a blimp with a rather pleased look on his face.
*A dragon goes rawr*
Mew hovered in front of Nurse Joy, the human moaning as the smaller Pokemon held her head with tiny paws and let her tongue slip in and out of her mouth. The legendary's long tail slipped up under the nurse's skirt and rubbed over her bare crotch, making Joy arch her back and gasp. Panting, she broke the kiss and looked at the almost feline-like creature, "I know Legendary creatures like you don't have a gender, so..." Mew smirked as her form glowed for a moment. Nurse Joy's eyes went wide as the pink creature grew a cock almost as large as it was. "Oh my.... That looks delicious." Mew grinned broadly as she lifted up, the Nurse grabbing it and working it into her mouth.
*Static and channel change*
Mario jumped around furiously and charged after the flying machine as Bowser cackled and flew away with Princess Peach yet again. The plumber muttered and started to run after him again, wondering why the King Koopa kept kidnapping the Princess every couple months. Now it just meant he had to spend a few days running through all sorts of stupid areas to get to the castle and take care of him...again.
Bowser landed his machine on a balcony and pulled Peach out of it, the Princess screaming and kicking as he carted her through a set of double doors and right into a bedroom. The human banged her fists against his neck, the large dino not even noticing the hits. Throwing her onto the bed, he let out a roar that silenced her. His large hand moved quickly, his claws shredding her dress and revealing her creamy skin to the chilly air. Leaning over her, he let out a growl as she trembled under him, her eyes looking up at his. The two suddenly pressed close together, her hands wrapping around his head as she kissed him deeply. Arching her back, Peach pressed her body up into his desperately as he slipped over her. His cock dangled below his body, the blood red length hard and throbbing. The member was almost a foot long and as big as her fist.
Letting out a gasp, she eagerly rolled onto all fours, presenting her rear and soaked pussy to the large male. Pressing his tip against her, they both let out a groan of pleasure as he worked his wide tip into her with a wet pop. She almost screamed in joy, her body trembling under him as his shaft stretched her out and filled her to the very brim. He only got an inch or so into her before pulling back and thrusting more of his length into her body. The human lowered her head and began to pant as the mighty King drove his pole into her deeper with each push. She didn't bother trying to remain silent, crying out as each and every thrust made his cock grind over all the pleasure centers deep inside her. Every time his member moved, it would tug and rub over her clitoris. And when he'd hilt, the little crown of spines around his tip would brush over her G spot and make her toes curl up as she moaned.
Bowser smirked down at her as he finally hilted, his heavy balls pressed up against her cunt lips. Now the fun began. Jerking his hips back, he slammed in hard enough to jar her body forward, making her scream in ecstasy. Sliding a paw under her, he wrapped his large ham of a hand around her chest, playing with both of her breasts as he fucked her raw. Her toes curled as she let out a soundless scream, her mouth hanging open as her tunnel clamped down around his pole. Bowser hissed, holding her with the one hand as he braced himself up with his other hand. Slamming into her harder and faster, he reveled in the sounds of her screams and cries, her peach colored ass slapping his yellow belly scales. But she was too tight, and since it was the first round, he didn't last long. The Princess bit the pillow as she began to orgasm a second time. Moments later, he threw his head back and belched out a stream of fire as he roared. Hilting inside her he began to cum, his cock pulsing visibly inside her belly as he huffed.
The two pressed up close and rocked together for a moment before they lay down on their sides. Her petite body pressed back against his as she panted, basking in the afterglow. As if summoned by them finishing up, Toady popped his head into the room and squeaked, "Princess, Mario is coming, what should I tell him?"
She smiled and mumbled tiredly, "Tell him I'm in another castle."
*Coin Chime*
A blue dragon with darker blue stripes and a silvery white dragon were snuggled up close on a couch. The silvery one rumbles and hugs the other one closer, "Love you."
*Channel change*
A vixen walks down the street, wearing a short skirt and a very tight tube top. Her tail swishes from side to side as she strolled along the sidewalk in a city. Pausing for a second, she lifted up her sunglasses and looked at a coin on the ground before bending over to pick it up. In less time than it took to blink, a tiger male had grabbed her ass and rammed his dick into her pussy.
*Cry of Yiff*
Yoshi continues to cry out, the stream of eggs pouring out of him still and clicking against the mountain behind him. Taking a breath, the eggs stop for just a second as he rested. Opening his mouth back up, he started to scream again as the eggs start to gush from his body once more. Without warning, the green dino puffed out to roughly five times his size, looking like a large oval with a pair of arms, legs, and a head. His arms and legs flailed wildly as the massive egg began to slide out of his body. The creature stretched an impossible amount as the egg passed its widest point. After that slipped out of his body, the male let out a cry and was launched into the air as his rubbery body pushed the egg out rapidly. This catapulted him into the air.
*Static*
A human with a pair of cat ears on his head and a tail affixed to his sweat pants got out of bed. He patted one of his plush toys, "Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back." The second the door shut behind him, all the plush toys jumped to their feet and fled to the window. One of them pried it open with a dildo sewn into its crotch before they all leapt for safety.
*Channel change*
The fox turned the magazine's page as the Doctor pulled out a flashlight and looked into the gaping tailhole. Without warning, a tentacle shot out and wrapped around his body, pulling him in. The feline screamed as he was pulled in, the fox's eyes bugging out as he grunted. Wiggling his body some, he let out a whine before the jaguar completely disappeared into his body.
Later the fox was at a bar, drinking with one of his friends. The dragon grunted, "So let me get this straight, a tentacle came out of your ass and ate the doctor?"
The vulpine nodded, "Yeah, that's pretty much it."
"Huh, interesting." looking at his beer, the dragon thought for a second. "Wanna go fuck?"
"Sure!"
*Roar*
Guilmon looked up at Renamon with an expectant look on his face. Between his legs, his digicock was swinging as he almost danced from foot to foot. "Renamon, I learned a fun game today. I take my 'magic stick' and stick it into your 'honey pot' a few times. Takatomon told me about it, you wanna play?"
The yellow fox looked down and spoke in a deep voice, "Sorry, I don't swing that way." The male fox grabbed Rika and pulled her into a sloppy kiss, a bit of red poking out from his fur.
*Wheeeee*
A vixen dropped a bag down onto the dirt outside a tent and stretched out, "Ah, its good to get away from the city and take in the country air." Taking a deep breath, she almost purred as a fresh breeze blew through her hair, blowing the coppery mane out. "No one around for miles, my ass is completely safe." Walking over towards a fire pit, she bent over to start a fire. A bear slipped up behind her with a wicked grin before grabbing her. The view changes to a scene of a beautiful lake with mountains in the distance. The vixen's cries of lust could be heard as the screen fades and the fake credits roll.