Reindeer Spray

Story by TiranMaster on SoFurry

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A story for celebrating Christmas on the adult side of things. ;D

Secret Santa, something usually pretty tame. But when it involves a body spray that smells like reindeer, well, that brings in some odd elements...

I hope you all enjoy, I would love to hear what you all think! ^_^


Working at Wal-Mart during the Christmas season was hell, and Will knew it. He smiled kindly as he sent the fifteenth grandma towards the toys for her precious Tommy, "Can no one read the signs?" He muttered to himself as he pulled a piece of gum out of his pocket and popped it in his mouth.

Will was by no means the perfect employee, he had been late several times and had parked in his manager's spot a few times, but he wasn't the worst either. That spot was chalked up to Blake, the man was constantly smelling like unwashed jocks and had often come to work with splotches of white in his hair. Many of the workers had made a bet that it wasn't shampoo, and so when one of them had asked him the pot had gone to Will on what the mystery liquid was.

By all means, Blake was gay, and a slob as well. Many people had walked by him in the work room and had staggered out gagging from his BO, one of the problems was his body spray. It smelled like rancid socks, and everyone did their best to avoid being in the room with Blake at any one time.

Watching as the old woman hobble over to the toys section, Will started to gag as a familiar odor started to drift by. "Hey Will!" Will grimaced, he knew that odor anywhere.

Slowly turning, he watched as Blake walked over, his shirt already had sweat stains on it even though he had just put on a clean shirt thirty minutes ago. "Hey Blake, what's up?" Will asked while he held his breath.

"Well, I was wondering if you might wanted to participate in the storewide secret Santa program. The boss sent me around to ask everyone, and you're the last one I have to ask." He said with a smile.

Will quickly nodded, "Yeah, sure. Sorry, I have to go help in the toys section." He said hastily, staggering away and taking deep breathes so as to not choke on the other man's fumes. "God damn, he fucking reeks." He moaned, the thing about Blake is that it wasn't just his body odor, everyone likened his smell to a musky animal. Will had once compared Blake's smell to Rudolph's ass, but what he didn't know was how close he was to the truth.

As Will was approached by yet another elderly woman, Blake looked at the clipboard in hand. The only name on there was Will's, and he put an enthusiastic x in the blank. "Check mate." He muttered to himself, giggling as he skipped towards the work room. The other workers who saw him skipping chalked it up to his usual weirdness.

Talking to the old woman, Will saw that she kept waving her hand over her nose as he tried to explain to her where the toy section was. After the seventh time she stopped him by putting her hand up, "You know you smell like deer piss, right? I'm going to find another employee, one that doesn't smell." She walked away with her hand still waving the air around her nose, Will sighed and rubbed his forehead.

"Great, I smell like Blake now..." He walked up to his manager, "Hey, Dan. I'm going to go take a shower real quick, Blake's odor rubbed off on me."

"Go right ahead, you do smell bad." Dan said, holding his breath as the worker walked into the back of the store to take a shower. The staff had chipped in a portion of all of their paychecks to have the showers installed in the back of the store, just in case Blake got particularly smelly, which in case they all pushed him under the shower heads. Which they had done several times within the last week alone.

Dressing down, Will was glad to get under the shower to wash off the smell. He grabbed a bar of soap from the stall and started to clean himself off, as he washed Blake's smell off he thought he heard clopping. Putting it off as just being some of the pipes clanging together, Will continued to wash, though he accidentally got some soap in his eyes as he washed his hair. "Son of a..." He grunted, being careful not to speak too loudly as voices tended to carry into the main work area and they had gotten some complaints of hearing employees cussing near children before.

As Will tried to rub the suds out of his eyes, he thought he could see the blurry outline of a hairy creature. "Wow, you're going to look a lot better soon..." A voice came from the creature, it didn't sound familiar though.

"W... who are you?" Will grunted in confusion, but as he rubbed the suds out of his eyes, the creature was gone. But the air was permeated with an odd musky smell. "What was that?" Will questioned, and as he looked around he didn't pay attention to the ground where there was a trail of white liquid.

Walking out of the showers, Will grunted as he wafted away the lingering smell of Blake. "God, I'm never going to get all of his stench off of me, am I?" He frowned as he sighed, "Well, better get back to work." One step out of the showers, and once more, he found himself being pestered by another grandma. "_Goddammit..."_Will cursed to himself as he slid on a false smile and started to talk to the old woman.

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As the day progressed, Will realized that Blake wasn't at work anymore. "Hey guys, where did the stink bomb go?" He asked as he took a sip of coffee in the break room, "God, I hate coffee, why am I drinking this shit?" He asked himself inwardly as he carefully set down the cup.

"I haven't seen him all day." Susan said as she grabbed a box of creamer from a cupboard, "I don't think he has work today, why?"

"Well he approached me earlier about this secret Santa thing earlier today. He was all dressed for work so I assumed that he was working." Will explained as she poured some of the creamer into her own coffee.

Checking the work schedule, she shook her head. "Nope, he wasn't scheduled for today. I didn't know about any secret Santa thing though, huh..." Susan muttered as she took another sip of coffee.

"Well, I guess he just wanted to piss me off..." Will muttered before walking out to continue his shift.

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Will got home at nine that night and as he parked in the driveway of his house, he was shocked to find a familiar face standing there with present in hand. "Hi Will!"

"Blake... what're you doing here? At my house. At nine." Will had to stop himself from grinding his teeth together, he thought that he had kept his address from getting to Blake.

"The boss told me, ya see I was made your secret Santa!" Blake said with a big grin as he suddenly pushed the gift into Will's hands.

"Shouldn't you wait until I have a present to give back?" Will said with a barely disguised look of disgust as the present smelled just as Blake did, namely stinky.

"Pssh, I don't care if I get a present back. I just want to give you a present!" Blake said, practically hopping which wasn't a pretty sight. Blake's gut swung in the air, and his bodily fumes started to spread rapidly. "Come on, open it now! I want to see how happy you are with it!" Blake said with a big grin.

Looking down at the present doubtfully, Will slowly opened it to reveal a can of body spray. "It's the same stuff that I use!" Blake shouted in glee, practically riding Will's shoulder as he peered at the other man's face.

"Oh, goody..." Will muttered to himself, making a note to throw it away ASAP. "Well, thanks Blake. I'll get you something soon."

"I know you will." Blake said in an odd tone before prancing away.

Will grimaced and threw the box into the garbage can, "Yeah.... No." He muttered to himself, "Fragrance of Pine, more like musk of deer..." He muttered to himself, and walked into his house without a second glance back. Will didn't notice though that his front window's latches had been shattered.

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Hopping into his shower, Will grunted in pain as he turned the water on to find that it was extremely cold. "God damn!" He hopped out of the shower and waited for a moment to let it warm up as he grabbed a bottle of his shampoo, his bathroom reeked of Blake. "Damn it, that's it, I'm moving stores. I'm tired of showering just to get rid of Blake's stench, I'm turning into a prune..." He muttered spitefully as he started to pour the shampoo into his hand as he stepped once more into the shower, he didn't take time to notice that his usually blue old spice was now an odd white consistency.

Will started his usual washing routine, first he rubbed under his armpits and started towards his chest. "That dude seriously needs to take a bath once in a while..." Will muttered, Blake still on his mind. As his hands went over his nipples, he didn't notice that they got hard on contact with his 'soap'. The smell of Blake only got more powerful in the bathroom, Will coughed a few times. "It's like he went diving in musk or something."

From his chest he worked down, over his slight stomach and then rubbing over his junk. Will grunted slightly as he worked his cock, the soap was slightly tingling his dick, but Will just put it off as being pent up. "We're going to be working up tonight..." Will chuckled to himself as he thought of the playboy under his bed as he rubbed his junk. Then the man grabbed his shampoo and squirted it right into his hair, Will didn't notice in the least that his shampoo was more runny than usual, but that was due to his anger at Blake.

The smell in the bathroom was now at a choking level, but Will didn't mind it as much now, he assumed that he smelled his usual clean self now as he hopped out. His balls slapped against his legs, "Wow, did you guys grow while I was in there?" Will chuckled to himself, but he didn't realize that they indeed had grown, and his cock had lengthened as well.

As Will dried off, he lingered in the bathroom, he couldn't get enough of the smell of his soap. He'd never noticed how good it really smelled, it even aroused him a bit... "Whoa, I'm getting just a bit weird now." Will snickered, he then thought back to the body spray that Blake had brought. "Maybe I was being a bit cruel..." He muttered to himself, and as he walked outside in his pajamas to grab the present once more, Will didn't notice the furred shape sitting in the bushes watching him and smelling the air to catch a whiff of the man.

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Will's dreams were really weird, as soon as he sank into slumber he found himself in dream completely naked. He looked around and realized that he was surrounded by steam, "Hello?" He called out in confusion, as he fumbled around he soon found a shadow lurking in the steam. "Hey, hey you! I need some help, I can't find anybody..."

"It's alright, you only need me." A deep voice came from the shadow, Will was silenced as a furred hand wrapped around him and a musky smell ensnared him.

"Oh... but..." Will muttered, the smell of musk was intoxicating, it smelled so familiar but he just couldn't place it. As he was pulled into a tight embrace he realized how big the form was, it carried a large gut and the fur was greasy, but for some reason he felt so comfortable.

"You smell far too clean..." The voice said, and usually while this would be a good thing, Will felt embarrassed, as if being clean was a bad thing.

"I'm sorry." He muttered into the creature's dark fur. As he continued to revel in the touch of the male, he realized that something was rubbing against him, a blush spread across his face as he realized that it was the creature's cock.

"It's fine, all you need to do is stop. Though you should continue putting on that fantastic body spray you were given today." The man told Will, Will nodded slowly, enjoying the feeling of the greasy fur.

Suddenly the arm let go of him and Will felt himself being pushed on his head to his knees, Will's legs gave way and he found himself kneeling before a large cock with an enormous sack. Will was straight, he didn't like me, but even so, why did he want to wrap his lips around the large piece. "Why don't you take a taste? I'm sure you'll love sucking my large greasy pole..." The creature said.

Will nodded slowly, and just as he started leaning in to take a taste he awoke to the loud beeping of his alarm. Rubbing his bleary eyes, Will could see that it was snowing outside. "Oh great..." He muttered in annoyance, realizing that he would have to shovel out his car... again. "First things first..." Will muttered, and as he hopped up he realized that he had an erection. "Huh... must've been dreaming about some busty babes..." He chuckled to himself in a perverse manner.

Walking into his bathroom, Will started to turn on his shower but then he had a thought. He held his arm up and smelled his pits, they smelled like he had rubbed himself against the ass of a deer. "I smell fine." Will said, grinning he started to spray on layers of the body spray given to him by Blake. He even sprayed his cock a few times, "Better get this guy all prepped up." The spray made his cock tingle, and his balls started to grow even larger while hair sprouted on his sack.

Walking out, Will didn't notice that his belly had grown sizably, but even if he had he likely wouldn't have minded. Will shoveled his car out of deep snow and then started towards work, his body spray tucked in pocket. For some reason he didn't find it that odd that his car smelled like Blake now, he ran his hand through his hair and felt two bumps on top of his head. But the feeling didn't surprise the man in the least, he thought it was the usual feeling.

As Will pulled into work, he saw Blake standing by his parking stall. Where Will would've usually waited for Blake to go away, he popped out cheerfully and took a deep breath of Blake's smell. "Wow, you're smellin' good today Blake."

Blake chuckled to himself, "You are too Will." His voice was slightly deeper than usual, but Will didn't notice the change. "Hey Will, you wanna ditch work and come to my place?"

Usually Will wouldn't do it, he needed his job, but today... Blake's suggestion sounded really good today. "Yeah, let's do it." Will said, and the pair hopped into Will's car and Blake directed him towards his house.

Blake's pants were bulging as the pair hopped out of the car, Will chuckled as he saw the sight, as if it were a usual thing. "Excited there bud? Saw a nice babe?"

"Something like that." Blake said as they approached his house, it was surprisingly big for a man running off of a Wal-Mart employee salary. Entering the house, Will saw that the place was a mess inside, the place was covered in what appeared to be sex toys and cum. Even under the influence of what Blake had slipped him, Will felt uncomfortable.

"Maybe... maybe I should go to work..."

Will gasped in shock as Blake snagged his head in a strong grip and pulled him right into his armpit, it was a full blast of the delicious smelling odor, Will moaned as his cock went hard in his pants and his eyelids drooped. Blake let go and put on a smile, "So you want to watch some TV Will?" Acting as if nothing had happened.

"Sure..." Will grunted, his head was aching, the bumps from earlier had started to push out to reveal two white horns protruding. The pair sat down on a nasty looking couch, but Will didn't mind in the least. Blake turned on normal television at first, it was a movie that Will had seen a few weeks back on TV. Invested in the show, Will didn't notice Blake stripped off his shirt revealing his abnormally hairy belly, the human did notice the sudden increase in musk in the air. He responded by groaning slightly, his balls felt like they were growing bigger between his legs.

Blake's house itself looked like a gay sex dungeon, the walls were covered in splotches of white and the floor had many different sex toys just lying around. Will was too much in a daze to notice though, he smiled as a couple got married in the movie. "That's always a good ending..."

"I don't think so." Blake said as he leaned back, his body letting out the pungent odor. "I think those two should be men."

A frown crossed Will's face, "You do? I dunno, I don't think men should be getting married."

Suddenly Blake snagged the other man's head and dragged it through his greasy fur, letting the musk and sweat soak right onto Will's face. The man tried to gasp for clean air but soon he stopped struggling, his face started to grow brown fur just like Blake's. "You think men getting married is hot, don't you?" Blake whispered to Will.

"N... no..." Will muttered, completely in a daze though his pants were tight against his growing cock.

"Yes you do, you think that being gay is the best thing ever. After all, you are gay. You love raunchy gay sex, especially when it's with a musky guy."

"I... I think being gay is the best thing ever..." Will croaked, he couldn't think straight, the thoughts were sticking to his mind quickly as his senses were overloaded. "After all... I am... I am... no... I'm not gay..." He tried to resist, he wasn't gay, he couldn't be gay...

Blake had taken off his pants revealing the fact that he was wearing no underwear, his cock popped out from its sheath revealing a long cock. "Oh, but you are Will. You're a gay reindeer, just like me. We're boyfriends, aren't we..."

There was no answer for a moment, Will felt his personality under fire. His face had developed into a muzzle now, his nose now black and leathery. The two nubs that had appeared earlier on his head were now developing into a rack, and Blake started to rub them oddly arousing Will even further.

"I'm gay... I'm a gay reindeer..." Will muttered, his cock was so hard against his pants. As if reading his mind, Blake pulled off his pants, revealing that Will was also going commando, and that his cock had developed a sheath. "Gay reindeer just like my boyfriend, Blake." Will felt so comfortable against the greasy fur of his boyfriend, his cock smelled tasty too.

"You love being a greasy gay reindeer, just living as a greasy smelly sexy reindeer. Look at that gut, you have to make it bigger hun." Blake whispered into the changing man's ear, rubbing his growing stomach.

"I love being a greasy reindeer, so gay..." Will felt a sense of pride growing, his nipples were hard and they were visible even with the dark brown fur spreading over his bits. Will's ass cheeks spread apart slightly as his new little tail grew in, it wagged lightly as Will started to lick his boyfriend's cock.

"Look at that cute ass." Blake muttered gleefully, himself already completely changed into his reindeer form. "That's my Christmas present right there..." He muttered with growing glee, he was astonished at how well the process was working.

Will was swept away with how tasty Blake's cock was, it tasted of musk and cum. He sucked gleefully as his original thoughts of heterosexuality drifted away, becoming increasingly abhorrent to the new reindeer. His feet became cloven, slightly clicking against the floor as his leg twitched in ecstasy.

Blake watched as Will's body started to grow greasy as his sweat glands worked in overtime to spread the musk all over the new reindeer's body, "God damn you're becoming hot babe." His voice had deepened significantly after the change, as had Will's from the grunts he was hearing.

"Thanks babe." Will muttered as he pulled off for a brief moment before sucking once more, Blake was long from orgasm though. He had sex so many times that he'd mastered his orgasm, and he wouldn't cum until he had that other reindeer plastered against his bed and fucking his ass.

Pulling Will off of his cock, Blake smiled as he kissed the other reindeer, tasting his own cock on the other deer's lips. "Ready to take a ride on Santa's sleigh?" He asked with a wink.

Will licked his lips, "Always Santa."

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On Christmas morning there was an abundance of pleasured calls from Blake's room as his mate rid his cock, it had been a week since Will's transformation. The pair had quit their jobs at Wal-Mart as Blake was already plenty rich, having owned his own sex shop. His secret for keeping the customers coming back was the fact that the sex toys he had all had a special addition that only affected men, so whenever they had sex with a women that had recently used one of his toys, the men soon came to him for those very same toys with a new outlook on life.

Blake moaned as he came for the third time that morning, "Mmm, Will keep this up and your ass is going to be open all day."

But the reindeer just laughed, "Does it look like I care sweetie?" He then leaned over and kissed Blake on the cheek, "I'm gonna go warm up that chicken we got yesterday. I'm famished."

Blake watched his mate's ass as he walked away, "Mmm... Merry Christmas to me." He said with a lewd smile, as he stood up he knew that they would be having sex while eating again that morning.

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