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They're Baack!!

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This is my contribution to the bad poetry club! I don't feel like writing anything major, man. Since food is the theme, I figured, what the hell!

I heard last week that Twinkies are back.

So, I was like, "Dig it!"

Cakey little outside, with the nice whipped creamy inside, and the three holes on the bottom, with the hole on either left or right side.

Sounds kind of sexual to me. Rinky Twinky suck my Dinky Winky!

I put on Facebook, I said,

why not Chocolate, or Strawberry Kreme?

Or how about Koffee Cocoa Crunch, or Minty Chocolate Chip?

You could do a half an half PB&J on top, with the whipped cream on the bottom.

So many ideas.

Of course, I remember Twinkies back in the 80's,

along with

Bonkers,

Bubbalicious,

Chuckles,

and all that stuff that is just a piece of my green, and purple imagination.

Thank God for stinky poetry;

I can bring it all back.

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