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The GreenMount Chronicles, Interlude (Between 4 and 5) "Gossip"

(This is a phone call following the events in "Calvin and Leon")

*rrrring*

Scott: "Hello?"

Leon: "Scott?"

Scott: "Hey dude, how's it goin'?"

Leon: "Fucking excellent."

Scott: "Yeah?"

Leon: "Oh yeah. I've got something to tell you that you won't believe."

Scott: *laughing* "She finally let you fuck her?"

Leon: "Nope."

Scott: "I knew it. She's a tight bitch, she'll never let you in."

Leon: "Fuck you."

Scott: "I don't think so."

Leon: "Yeah you're right, I'm not that desperate. Especially not now."

Scott: "What do you mean?"

Leon: "Tell me what you did yesterday."

Scott: *nervously* "Yesterday? Nothing. I didn't do anything yesterday."

Leon: "Whoa dude, don't sound so defensive."

Scott: "Well what did you do?"

Leon: *grinning* "I got the best blowjob I've ever had."

Scott: "Sweet! From who?"

Leon: "You gotta promise you won't get all fucked up when I tell you."

Scott: "Uhh... okay fine, I fucking promise. Who?"

Leon: "Calvin Stein."

Scott: "WHAT? Are you crazy? I didn't know he was a fag!"

Leon: "Hey, you said you wouldn't get upset."

Scott: *shrugging* "Eh. That was just for effect."

Leon: *chuckling* "Yeah I think we're obligated to react that way or something."

Scott: *laughing a little, uneasily* "So... does this mean you're... bi... or something?"

Leon: "No mother-fucking way! I needed head really bad. My dick was aching for it. Cal took care of it. I didn't do anything to him, I just closed my eyes and pretended it was my girlfriend."

Scott: "Ha... yeah, right. Next you'll be askng me what color lipstick looks good with your teddy."

Leon: "Hey, you go ahead and make fun of me. But I can get a free suck whenever I need it, no questions asked. That's more than you can say."

Scott: "Yeah..."

Leon: "You should get some, too."

Scott: "I don't know..."

Leon: "Yeah, you say that now, but give it a week. You'd better make up your mind before school lets out."

Scott: "I'll think about it."

Leon: (noise in the background) "Shit. Dad's calling me. I'll call you back, okay?"

Scott: "'kay."

(*click*)