How I Got Banned From PonyCon
TruStory 4 realz no rly srs airbag
I solve problems with my crotch
Problems such as: opening the lids of jars, sipping tea and sewing scrotums to pillows.
Neither the scrotums nor the pillows are mine.
(Exeunt)
They Say This is Also What Happened to Henry Ford
_Terrible decisions are made under the influence of lust_, the Pornographier mused. Yet this truism had provided no obstacle or dissuasion in the pursuit of what hundreds of bored and sexually miswired men (mostly) had previously sought to obtain -...
Neoteny is Monotony
April the 3rd is the day when she took off her shirt and I discovered that my dog-headed wife of twenty years had testicles for boobs. I was 19. I was married about a year before actually being born and so was "she" (if you could still call her that,...