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"How does that even work..." Electra asked as she tossed a berry into her mouth. "It doesn't make sense."

"Well Mew has the DNA of aaaallll the Pokemon! So Mew can make another Mew with any Pokemon!" She giggled as she twirled around in the air.

"Yeah, but why Dallas?" she asked as she tilted her head. "Why not any other Pokemon?"

"That's a silly question." Mew giggled as she floated down and hovered in front of Electra. "Dallas is strooooooong!!! Baby Mew will be strong too!" She said as she floated up into the air.

"Hold up..." Electra said as she grabbed her tail and pulled her down, sighing as she grabbed her up and hugged her. "You're already psychic and have all the DNA you need, so why choose Dallas?" She asked as she held onto her tightly.

"That question is silly too." She said as she wiggled. "Dallas is different."

"So am I, why didn't you choose me?" Electra asked as she tilted her head.

"You're a girl! So am I! That wouldn't work!" Mew giggled.

"Yes it would. Me and Cammy did it a while ago." She said as she licked Mew's cheek. "Why Dallas?"

"Well Dallas has... Something different than any other Pokemon... He's special in more than one way."

"Well I don't see how I'm and special...er... Than Electra." I said as I walked over to them.

"Answer me..." Electra said as she shook Mew a little.

"I don't know!" She said as she wiggled around. "Let Mew go!"

"Not until you answer me!" she said as she perked her ears up. "Why Dallas?"

"Because Dallas has something else!" She said as she writhed in Electra's paws. "I have all the DNA but I didn't have Dallas'. Now I do. Let mew goooo!"

"Not until you tell me what it is!" Electra growled as she squeezed a little, frowning as she looked her over, then squeezed again. "What the... Hell?"

"Mewwwww!!!" She squeaked as she closed her eyes, then all of a sudden disappeared.

"Electra what the heck was that about...?" I asked as I walked over to her.

"There's something about you that's being hidden from me... And I know there is... And I'm going to find out what it is." She said as she flattened her ears to the back of her head. "Mew could have chosen to mate with any other Pokemon."

"Yeah, but Mew doesn't show herself unless she's comfortable that there's no humans around... I don't think there's any Pokemon in this place at all..." I said as I frowned.

"Well that doesn't make it any different. She could teleport one of them over here." Electra said as she folded her arms. "She's psychic, and knows all of that weird stuff."

"Well I suppose so... But, I came here when she needed a mate... What if it's just a coincidence?" I asked as I shrugged.

"It's not a coincidence... I think it was PLANNED out..." Electra said as she looked at me.

"Well... You didn't have to scare Mew off... You could have asked her without grabbing her..." I said, sighing.

"Well it was YOU that told me I had to be aggressive if I want to get anything done." Electra said as she folded her arms.

"You do... I'm not saying you have to change. All I'm saying is you could've been nicer to Mew, only because we NEED her for our survival, and she's... Nice and stuff." I said as I looked down.

"Shut up." She said as she slapped me. "You can't become attracted to your freaking trainer! And then mate with it within like a half hour of meeting it!" she said as she growled. "You should mate with ME if you feel that way!"

"Well you're usually the one that approaches ME when you want to mate..." I said, smiling.

"Whatever..." She said as she turned around.

"Well how am I supposed to get Mew back?" I asked as I looked around.

"I don't know, the thing is attracted to you, call it or something." She said, shrugging.

"Ugh..." I mumbled as I cupped my paws over my mouth. "MEEEEEEWWWWW!" I shouted as I flattened my ears to the back of my head. "MEW I NEED YOU!"

Both of us perked our ears up as we listened for Mew, but didn't hear anything.

"You scared her off..." I sighed as I turned and faced her. "See?"

"Well it's not even my fault." She said as she stuck her tongue out. "It was acting weird."

"She was not!" I said as I turned toward the cave, sighing. "Now how am I supposed to train?"

"I don't know, find another powerful Pokemon." Electra shrugged.

"That's a stupid idea. Where am I going to find another Pokemon like Mew?" I asked as I looked down.

"Well you can find one even better." She said as she giggled. "MewTWO."

"You're crazy." I said as I stared at her. "You honestly think Mewtwo is going to train me?"

"It's worth a try." She said as she shrugged.

"Well I still think you're cra-"

"Heeeeeey! THERE you are!" Thunder said as he ran up to us. "How's it going?"

"Shitty." Electra said as she rolled her eyes.

"Well I learned how to fly." I said, sighing as Bolt walked over.

"How's it going?" He asked as he tilted his head.

"Wow..." Electra said as she folded her arms. "Dallas just said the answer to that..."

"Wait, so he only leaned how to fly?" Thunder asked as he frowned, looking down at me. "That's IT?"

"Well I would have learned more today but Electra scared her off..." I said as I looked over at Electra, who sighed.

"She was being WEIRD!" She said as she turned around.

"She was not!" I said as I turned to the cave, perking my ears up as Mew floated there, staring at us.

"MEW!" I squealed as I leaped into the air, squealing as I flew over to her and hugged her. "I'm sooo sorry about Electra! She wasn't thinking clearly and stuff!" I said as I kissed her cheek, smiling. "Please forgive us..."

Mew tilted his head, then made a face at me as he shook me off of him and floated backwards a little, making another face as he wiped the kiss off of his cheek.

"First off..." He said as he made another face at me. "You're floating... So you must be Dallas... Second off, what the heck are you talking about? And third, WHY did you kiss me?" He asked as he floated up a little, frowning. "I thought Dallas was a big powerful Pikachu, not a lovey affectionate... thingy..." He said as he did a little front lip in the air.

"What the hell?" Electra asked as she looked at Thunder, then Mew. "That's a different Mew! The one that taught Dallas how to fly was a girl! And she mated with him so I know she was a girl!" Electra said as she grabbed her ears. "What the heck how many are there!?!"

"One..." Thunder said as he tilted his head.

"Yeah, one..." Bolt said as he looked up at Mew.

"I am Mew. Mew mew mew." Mew said as he did another front flip in the air.

"Well he seems like Mew..." Thunder said as he squinted at Mew, who floated there with a confused look on his face.

"Did you see the female?" Electra asked as she looked up at Mew.

"Nope nope, no female Mew. I just got here, I didn't see a female Mew. I thought I was the only one yup yup." He said as he floated in circles above us.

"Well the other one talked in third person a lot..." Electra said as she sighed, looking up at Mew. "She kept saying "Mew do this, Mew do that, Mew don't like it, Mew hungry..." And you're not really doing that... Plus you have a penis." She said as she looked at Thunder, who made a face at her.

"Wait, so this other Mew... It was a girl?" He asked as he looked at Electra, who nodded.

"There are no girl Mews! I looked eeeeeeverywhere!" Mew said as he laid down in the air. "If there was, I'd have a mate! Hehe, was she pretty?" he asked as he floated around me.

"Well... She was cute, and smelled nice..." I said as I smiled. "And for some reason, she just... Got to me... As if she silently used attract or something..."

"Never heard of a girl Mew." Thunder said as he shrugged. "Hey, you learn something new everyday."

"Yeah I never heard of a girl Mew either..." Bolt said as he walked underneath Mew and held his paws up, smiling as Mew floated down into them.

"Awww he's so cute!" Electra said as she walked over to Bolt and sniffed the Mew's head, then giggled as she ran her paw over its forehead. "And it doesn't smell like strawberries... And he doesn't give me the uncontrollable urge to eat him when I go near him..." She said as she wagged her tail.

"You have an uncontrollable urge to eat ANYTHING you come across..." Bolt said as he rolled his eyes. "Including rocks..."

"You're just jealous that you can't." Electra said as she stuck her tongue out.

"Mew doesn't wanna be eaten." He said as he floated up into the air. "I can get Electra food from my nest!" He said with a cheerful smile. "But only a little because I need food too. It's my Winter supply!" He said as he turned around, giggling. "But I know Electra likes to eat a lot and never ever gets full! So I'll see if I can give you a few dozen apples. Yup yup, some apples will do! Pikachu love apples!" He said as he smiled down at us. "And maybe a few strawberries! Strawberries are my favorite!"

"Strawberries are MY favorite too..." I said as I wagged my tail.

"Strawberries for Dallas!" Mew giggled as he headed off toward the cave.

"No that's okay..." Electra said, smiling. "I don't want your food..."

"WHAT!?" Bolt and Thunder simultaneously yelled as they stared at her. Even I perked my ears up when I heard that.

"I never said I didn't want FOOD... I said I didn't want HIS food..." She said as she waved her paw at them. "Mainly because that girl Mew gave me a ton of food out of his nest, mainly a ton of strawberries, and now I feel bad for taking it... because they're the real Mew's favorite... See, I knew the girl Mew was a fake! When I sucked on her paw it tasted icky. That's when I realized she was fake. Because if it smelled like strawberries it should taste like them. So I tried to pull her in to eat her and get rid of her but somehow she made me let go with her psychic forces." she said, frowning. "And then in the nest she started feeding me, so I didn't care if she was fake or not. I never saw a pile of food anywhere, but I found it odd that it just... Kept coming..." She said as she shrugged. "And then I fell asleep because it was late so I stopped eating because I was sleeping. But yeah, tons and tons of food."

"W-what?" Mew said as he perked his ears up and turned around, letting out a loud meow as he darted over to the cave and rushed inside.

"Um... What's going on?" I asked as I tilted my head.

"No idea... Something spooked him or something..." Thunder said as he shrugged. "He never flies that fast unless something's wrong..."

"Well maybe he's getting the food?" Bolt asked, shrugging.

"Hey, I said I didn't want it... But if he brings it out, sure I'll eat it..." Electra chuckled.

A couple seconds later, Mew slowly emerged from the dark cave entrance. He had an apple in his paws, and he was looking down at the ground as he flew very low. His tail hung down and dragged on the ground as he flew, and his ears were also drooped down against his head. By the time he got to us, he was flying so low that the apple was dragging in the grass. I could see a tear in his right eye, and I tilted my head as he dropped the apple and flopped face down into the grass.

"M-m-meeeewwww!" He whined as he burst into tears, his body shaking as he pushed the apple towards Electra.

"I said you can have it..." Electra said as she nudged it back over to him with her foot, frowning. "I don't want to take your food... It obviously upsets you... And you're cute and stuff..." She said as she sat down. "I don't want you to cry, cheer up..."

"What... Happened...?" I asked as I walked over to Mew and scooped him up into my arms, sighing as I looked down at his face.

"M-m-my Winter supply! It's all GONE!" All that's left is that apple!" He said as he pointed to the apple. "All my favorite berries! My rare berries! My oranges!"

"All of it?" Thunder asked, frowning. "Electra why would you do that?"

"ME?" She yelled as she threw her paws into the air. "It wasn't MY fault! That girl Mew was feeding it to me! I didn't know!"

"All gone... How am I going to survive the Winter now? All that work gathering them and now they're gone!" He said as he covered his fave with his paws. "Mewwwwww!!!"

"It's not Electra's fault..." I said as I looked down at Mew, sighing as I slowly rocked him back and forth. "It's that girl Mew's fault..."

"I don't like the girl Mew anymore!" Mew whined as he shook his head. "She gave away all of my food! I worked so hard on that!"

"Who the hell is this "Girl Mew" anyway?" Thunder asked as he folded his arms. "She doesn't sound very nice."

"Well I thought it was the real Mew..." I said, sighing. "I didn't know..."

"I knew, but like I said, it fed me, so..." Electra said as she dragged her foot around in the grass.

"Describe it." Bolt said as he sat down.

"Well it looked like Mew only darker pink." I said as I looked at Electra, who nodded.

"And she had a vagina." Electra said as she raised her right paw. "And Dallas mated with it."

"Dallas why would you do that?" Thunder asked as he folded his arms. "That Mew wasn't even the real one! What if it was a secret Team Onyx bot or something?" He asked as he turned around.

"I don't know! It drew me in with attract or something! I don't know why I did it!" I said as I gently licked Mew's cheek, attempting to comfort him.

"Well that would make sense..." Bolt said as he perked his ears up. "I mean, all it did was sabotage things... What good did it do? It taught Dallas how to fly. And that's all." he said.

"Well I kissed her too... And when we kisses this pink glitter swirled around us and landed on my head... And it felt tingly... Then all of a sudden I could fly like it was nothing..." I said.

"Well that sounds more like she used an HM on you..." Thunder said as he frowned.

"Well that would explain how I learned it so quickly..." I said, sighing. "So it cheated to teach me a move, so I would trust it, and it mated with me and ruined Mew's food supply." I said as I looked down at Mew. "This makes no sense..."

"OKAY! Here's what I think!" Bolt said as he folded his arms. "And it's not good if it's true..."

"Oh Arceus... What?" Electra asked as she tilted her head.

"Think about it... The fake Electra... The fake Mew... It HAD to be with Team Onyx..."

"Well when you put it that way, then yeah, it makes sense." I said as I looked over at Thunder, who growled.

"I see exactly what happened here..." He said as he looked down. "Well played Team Onyx... Well played..."

"What are you talking about?" I asked as I tilted my head.

"At the colony... Team Onyx knew you joined Team Rocket... And they also knew you'd return to the colony immediately after... So they planted a fake Electra there to get your attention..."

"Well yeah, b-"

"I'm not finished..." Thunder said as he looked down again. "They knew that, after defeating the fake Electra, that we would realize they were after us, and we'd want to train... And they KNEW that we'd go straight to Mew for training... So they set up a fake Mew, knowing we'd think it was the real one without thinking twice... Just to waste our time..."

"No, I think it was more than that..." Bolt said as he looked at me. "Dallas said he mated with it... And it was as if it was constantly using attract... It lured him into mating with it, and I know exactly why..." He said as he looked over at Thunder.

"No..." He mumbled as he looked at Bolt, who nodded.

"The fake Mew made Dallas mate with her because, and don't take this the wrong way, but... She wanted your semen..." Bolt said as he looked at me.

"What..." Electra said as she tilted her head. "Me and Cammy should be the only ones that want that! Why would the fa- Oh..." She said as she looked up into the sky. "This is baaad..."

"Yup..." Bolt said, nodding. "She has all of your DNA now... And she's headed back to Team Onyx with it..."

"FUCK!" I yelled as I placed Mew down in the grass, growling as I shot a bolt of electricity into the air. "The bastards!!!"

I growled as I turned to Thunder and Bolt, growling as I pointed at them. "If YOU TWO hadn't LEFT as quickly as you did, we could have PREVENTED THIS!" I shouted as sparks flew from my cheeks.

"It was dark! We were tired and didn't notice!" Thunder said as he stared at me. "Geez, it was your idea to come here in the first place!"

"Enough fighting!" Bolt said as he stepped between us. "I'd have to say, that if this is true, then Team Onyx aren't playing nice with this whole mewthree thing... Not only that, but they must've hired tons of people to set things like this up!" Bolt said.

"Well no matter, us at Team Rocket will take them down." Thunder said as he slapped his fist into his paw.

"That's another thing... I told her we were in Team Rocket because she asked... So Team Onyx knows THAT too..." I said as I looked down at Mew.

"T-team R-r-r-rocket?" He said as he floated up into the air. "Dallas how could you?"

"Mew..." I said, sighing. "I understand that Team Rocket did some bad things to you in the past... And cloned you... But Team Onyx made a clone of MewTWO! Think about THAT!" I said as I held my paw up. "Come on Mew, we joined Team Rocket because they can help us get through this... Think about it. You, Me, Electra, and Mewtwo all fighting Mewthree... We have a major advantage! We have TWO Mews, and ME." I said as I smiled. "Come on, I'm DALLAS! I wouldn't join the villains"

"Well... When you put it that way..." He said as he gently grabbed my paw, smiling. "Fine I'll help you... Especially since Team Onyx is responsible for my food disappearing... Team Rocket never physically harmed me... Team Onyx has, so I guess it's safe." He said as he looked down at me.

"Yeah, that's another thing... That fake mew, after mating with Dallas, completely took out Mew's food supply... I think it's trying to stall us from something..." Thunder said as he looked around.

"I don't care..." Mew said as he looked down, his eyes full of tears once more. "All the best food, all gone..."

"Come on mew..." Electra said as she held her paw out. "It's partially my fault for eating it all..."

"It's also your fault for being ABLE to eat it all... And then wanting MORE!" Bolt said as he rolled his eyes.

"Shut up!" She said as she raised her right paw, sticking her tongue out as she gave Bolt the "Finger."

"Well you didn't know it was mine or you wouldn't have eaten it..." Mew said as he grabbed her paw. "So it's not your fault..." he said as another tear fell form his cheek.

"Well I feel terrible about this..." I said as I gently grabbed his sides, pulling him down and hugging him.

"Mewwww..." He meowed as I hugged him tightly. I purred softly as I snuggled against him, hoping that my purring would cheer him up. I stopped however, as I realized it wasn't helping a thing.

"I looked him in the eye and sighed. Just looking at his adorable face all sad and teary made ME want to cry...

"Okay, I don't care if we're doing exactly what they want us to do. I don't care if we're wasting time by doing this, because to me, and to Mew, it won't be a waste of time." I said as I looked down at Mew. "Mew, we're going to gather up as much food as we can and restore your Winter supply..." I said as I looked over at Electra. "Right?"

"Of course! It's the least I could do!" She said as she gave me a thumbs up.

I looked over at Bolt, then at Thunder, and finally down at Mew, who was just staring at me, obviously speechless.

"MEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!" He squealed as he shot out of my paws and straight up into the air. I watched as he did a million front flips in the air, then zoomed down and grabbed me, giggling as he threw me into the air, then flew up and hugged me.

"Mewwwww thank you thank you thank youuuu!!!!!" He squealed as he spun around happily in the air. "And I promise I will teach you as many attacks as you want to learn after! Ohhhh this is so awesome!!!" He squealed as he flew down to Electra and hugged her.

"Awwww..." She smiled as she hugged him back, patting his back and smiling. "He's so cute... Hehe, if I wanted to, it would be MY chance to mate with THIS Mew." She grinned as she looked up at me. "You got to mate with the other one!"

"Wow..." I said as I flew down, landing in the grass nest to her as I patted the top of Mew's head.

"Enough wasting time, let's get started!" Bolt said as he walked up to us and picked up the apple. "His food isn't going to restore itself!"

--END Chapter Eleven.--