Things I Want

Story by Gruffy on SoFurry

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  1. I want to clutch onto my hand luggage and hope that the gift I have in there will be liked.I want to make my bed at home and think that the next time I'm making a bed, I might accidentally wrap you in the covers.

  2. I want to buy TicTacs to make sure that my breath is fresh.

  3. I want to complain about the price of the sandwich from the cart, but only because I can.

  4. I want to check the address you gave me once more on that crumpled piece of paper I printed out of Google Earth.

  5. I want to see you in the shower and see what that hot running water does to you.

  6. I want to wear a stupid hat so that I'm sure you'll recognize me from the crowds.

  7. I want to conform to a national stereotype, just so that you can laugh.

  8. I want to snuggle on the second hand couch, and feel your hands first hand.

  9. I want to explain to the clerk in check-in that I packed my own luggage and there are no sharps.

  10. I want to feel sick in the stomach and great at the same time because that's how I feel when I'm really expecting for something to happen.

  11. I want to put on your glasses and say "WHOAH!" when things go all blurry.

  12. I want to try my hand at hairstyling and you know who I'm going to use as a training subject.

  13. I want to count your ribs, in case you grew an extra pair while we were apart.

  14. I want to know how to enter a meditative trance, so that the flight would pass faster.

  15. I want to be confused by a phrase book and I want to show off.

  16. I want to buy you an useless gift, the sight of which makes you smile adorably.

  17. I want the flight attendant to tell me that the oxygen mask does not double as an oxygen bar.

  18. I want to forget where I end and you start.

  19. I want to try to cooking for you, and see if the kitchen can fit two chefs.

  20. I want to meet your best friend and be told that I'm a dangerous foreigner who has seduced their best friend.

  21. I want to complain about the heat and use that as my cue to take off my shirt.

  22. _ I want to see a weird foreign TV show and see how you laugh at things I can't understand, and then you can make me understand._

  23. I want the pillows at the plane to be more pillow-like.

  24. I want my parents to understand that sometimes you have to have leaps of faith.

  25. I want your body.

  26. I want to get lost going to a place you assured me was just around the corner.

  27. I want to know if you still make that sound when you know.

  28. I want to tell you that your voice is like the sound of rushing water on a romantic waterfall, it makes some things wet.

  29. I want to be constantly lost in your eyes until you say "What?" and frown cutely.

  30. I want to see you from afar and go to bullet time when I run towards you.

  31. I want to experiment sexually and I hope that you're willing.

  32. I want to buy you the biggest ice cream cone you ever saw, and lick that little bit of chocolate cream from the corner of your mouth.

  33. I want you to know that the only reason I'm going mad is...well...you!

  34. I want to listen to what you're saying until I forgot what you were saying, but I'll listen anyway.

  35. I want to be romantic but I'm not always sure how two men do it exactly.

  36. I want this flight to end soon.

  37. I want to discover that you like the same TVTropes pages that I do!!

  38. I want to see you brush your teeth, because that's not something you see every day.

  39. I want to kiss your perineum.

  40. I want to learn the secret to your hairdo.

  41. I want to have a sing-a-long, but let's not do karaoke.

  42. I want to tell you that sometimes I cuddle a pillow and wish it was you.

  43. I want to tell you that my brother is already freaked out by the idea of all the buttsex we might be having in the near future.

  44. I want you to know that I'm a beautiful person on the inside...and even prettier on the outside.

  45. I want to steal your pillow because yours is nicer.

  46. I want to confess to you that I used to be scared of that cartoon I pretended I liked when I was a kid.

  47. I want you to press your ear against my chest and hear what you do to my heart, boy!

  48. I want to explain the mysteries of life, but if I hit a dead end, I'll come for you for inspiration.

  49. I want you to know that I wanted an iPad for Christmas, but I got the ticket instead.

  50. I want to hide under the covers and want you to pretend that you don't know where I'm hiding and then pounce me.

  51. I want to pounce YOU.

  52. I want to walk hand in hand and not be bothered by the looks.

  53. I want to wear out my flash card on my camera with pictures of you.

  54. I want to wake up with my head resting against your chest.

  55. I want to know what you think about stubble.

  56. I want to know if I'd look good with a moustache.

  57. I want to buy three for the price of two, and then give you the extra one.

  58. I want to have a fridge magnet in the shape of your ass.

  59. I want to tell you my biggest secret, but to be honest, you are my biggest secret.

  60. I want this flight to end already!!!

  61. I want to tell you that I love you, and I want to feel shy and good at the same time.

  62. I want to lick your ear.

  63. I want to know what love is...I want you to show me...!!!!!

  64. I want to watch Baywatch, because it's strangely entertaining.

  65. I want to be a realist, but you make it difficult sometimes.

  66. I want to press our hands together and see who's got the biggest, and who's got the cutest.

  67. I want to kiss you so bad.

  68. I want you to know that I don't always smell this good, but I do make the effort for you.

  69. I want to fasten my seatbelts already, and hope it's not going to be a bumpy ride.

  70. I want this to be perfect, but I'll settle for great, too.

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