GlaDOS and the fox. A portal fanfic.
There once was a naughty anthropomorphic fox with an Aperature Science Hand Held Portal Device. He was such a mischievous fox that he often did my tests wearing nothing but a smile. I chided and chastised him but that only seemed to encourage him more. i even tried reverse psychology only to receive the same results. One day he decided to be particularly naughty and shot two portals against the wall. one at his legs height and the other at head height. He then stood before them and proceeded to suck himself off. I was so overwhealmed at what I saw. Fortunately there was a glitch in the system that changed the wall to a no portal zone and the fox lost his head, literally.
The End
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Authors note : I wasn't even remotely being serious when I wrote this.