Merry Churisutumasu: 100 anniverusaryu
Been a while since I streatched my wings and wrote a trollfic
King Magnifica bumped whorily against his obsidian place of incarceration.
"Woe be mines for I make this wish" he said seductively.
Suddenly a pudgy black man appared. It was.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ETHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh, lovely cock ring!" Ethan exclamated, and grabbed the tiny mirror and put it on the tip of his clock.
"No this faggotry cannot exist!" said Queen Magnifico, he was very homerphobic.
She then took her own cock and broke the glass ceiling!
"Oh, who is this hot man?" Ethan asked sumarily.
Magnifico then kissed Ethan on the lips, passionately making out until Diazo stuck a candy cane up his buttocks and made Queen Magnifica Wilhelm scream.
"Stop trying to steal my man!" Diazo said.
"Oh Diazo thank you for rescuing me from that perv!"
"Perv!? You put me on your cock you slut! Now it's time to pay!"
The candy canes became serpents of despise and enrolled Diazo's and Ethan's cocks and masturbated them!
"All hail the Queen of cum!" King Magnifico said.
Unfortunately, the snakes grabbed his own cock and masturbated it violently.
And so our Christmas ends with eternal orgasms, creating vast snow storms that killed trillions of souls. Amen