This is a humorous epitaph in the form of a limerick which I wrote for Badrang the Tyrant.
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An Epitaph for Badrang the Tyrant
By
Foxpiper
Here lies the body of Badrang the Tyrant,
Who was viewed by all beasts as a vermin most violent;
He was felled by a fighter,
That abhorred the blasted blighter;
Thus, his roars of rage have grown silent.
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