Life on Eboris - Introduction by Carter Grey-Skin
#1 of Life on Eboris
(...and the rest of the world on occasion)
Daily life on this continent isn't all world ending cataclysms, weird necromancy shit, or weird world ending necromancy cataclysm shit. Most people just wake up, go to work, and try to survive to the next day. And fucking, lots and lots of fucking. This is a collection of one-shots and shorts, often with little to no context, about Eboris' inhabitants and what constitutes "daily life" around here.
I'm not entirely sure why I'm writing this, I think I sold this story well enough in the description. I guess I could explain the continent's history to try and give some context to I guess I can explain why I'm putting these stories here. I'm a firm believer in sex positivity, so much so that I have developed my own style called Aggressive Sex Positivity. It's like regular sex positivity lectures, but I yell it at you. I tend to do my best orating when I'm fucking pissed. Of course not everyone takes kindly to being bitched at by some random tiefling, even if said tiefling has two degrees and has been published multiple times by multiple credible academic magazines and literally everyone in this city knows who I am how do you n Different people require different methods of convincing. For some, seeing is believing, which is an issue as most people like to "do the deed" in private. So in lieu of hosting a philosophical orgy, I have decided to jot down and publish various stories of people getting down that I have either heard of or been sent. The end result is show you that sex isn't like you hear about from those fucking Erastlians, sometimes people actually have sex just to enjoy themselves!
Okay, in retrospect, I don't really have an end goal for this in mind. So just enjoy, I guess.
Signed,
Carter Grey-Skin
And no, I didn't bother to change any names. I doubt anyone outside of Spiresburg will read this. And the people in Spiresburg who are featured within, probably won't give a shit.