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#5 of Drunk Work Scribblings from Fall 2019
(originally written November 18, 2019)
A woman named Cynthia walked into a cabbage.
The cabbage smelled funny.
And so did Cynthia.
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(Random exercise. Type twenty random letters, then turn those into the first letter of each sentence. The letters are QOCBSOVBEIVNSDIVNHDP.) Quotes are stupid. Of course anybody with any brief glint of inspiration can say something that might...
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Sally is a wholesome name. I once knew a girl named Sally. She and I dated for nearly a year. She was pretty and smart and always called me an idiot. I liked that. She had red hair and green eyes. She had a freckle on her face. I...
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"Let's play a game." Games are funny. Board games, video games, sports, and the like. Games bring out the competitive nature in some people. Games bring down the defenses of people that are always with their guard up. Games do...