the wolf in the moutians
long ago in the mountains lived a mad old wolf who hated everything and everyone, he was an old person the short that would listen to records and tapes instead of downloading them he was all gray once beautiful moon shining gray, but now is just dull gray he stands at 5'6 but has other things he was a mad person always making potions but could never find any one to test them on until one day four young furry's went looking for him.
In the town below the mountains lived 4 friends, well I say four more three and the other, they all went to college and where friends in the same way as battery's are to rechargeable battery's they like each other but only on certain days, there was Paul a nice boy a ram about 6'3 he was normal white ram colour and had horns which made the ladies very happy his clothes where blue jeans and loads of strange t-shirts all colours, he was a ladies man he had so many girls his friends didn't know which one was his or which one he was dating, then there was matt he was a dog a pit bull argy and very tough but sometimes are careful and gentle as a pillow he was the normal colours white with one big black pach on his back he was tall for his age 5'5 the clothes he ware where simple like Paul's but with logo's like eat sleep beer! His jeans where black, then there was Darren, he was a stag he smoked so if you caught him when he hadn't had a smoke then it was very low talking just yes no maybe and god I want a fag! He was a tall stag 7'2 just he was kind and had the ladies but not as meny as Paul, his clothes where the same, same jeans same jumper and sometimes the same top but only if he'd had a late night, Then there was David the horse, he was great but a bit lame he had no girls but hanged around with Paul matt and Darren he was just the shortest there but would grow he was 4'6 and black all over except for four white hands and feet just going up to the first joint in his legs and arm his clothes where basic very basic jogging bottoms cheep shirts and very bright but now faded trainers, one day they all decided to go and see the mad wolf and get the reword money and they slip it four way the money was 8000 pounds that's 2000 each! The wolf would capture people and tested on them they come back but with problems not the bad problems in fact there worst habit would be cured! But lots of people hated that as it made them, THEM.
They all set off with items and bags, Paul had his fags and mobile so he could ring his girls and text them but at the same time have a smoke, matt had his bag with camping gear in and a knife a big mastte so that he could cut though the over grown trees and cut the fire wood, Darren also had a camping bag so did Paul and David just in case they needed to stop, but Darren had brought with him fags and some food, David he brought his mp3 player and some matches along with a few other bits.
As they walked though the woods Paul's mobile would make the classic text sound, matt lead the way hacking though trees and things with his knife, Darren would collect wood from the floor for the fire, as David made the food it was simple soup but it was good soup David knew how to cook anything give him some water nettles and a pan or even berry's he'd soon cook something, they stopped for the night and set up their tent's little did they know the wolf was watching them in his cauldron in his little home, as they ate there food they herd a noise from the bushes, matt went to see only finding a bird that flew away and popped on matt, they laughed at this and sat by the fire.
Paul texting away on his phone to the 17th girl, matt sharpening his knife and cleaning it and then checking the sharpness, Darren smoking his fags and listing to music on his phone and enjoying it and David listening to his music on his machine, then they went to bed in there tents the fire was long gone and it was getting cold they turned there lights out and said "NIGHT" to each other, in the night the wolf took Paul! Leaving his mobile behind as it fell out of his pocket, he'd knocked him out with a potion he'd made, Paul wasn't asleep anyways he was texting away and talking on facebook.
In the morning the lads awoke to find Paul was gone they looked for him but only David found his mobile by his tent, they where now one friend less and during the day they would lose the others, Darren walked behind texting the girls on Paul's phone he knew what he would say to them, then he was taken! matt looked only seeing David change songs on his music player, matt stopped and called for Darren nothing, David kept walking ducking and turning around trees roots and other things as matt looked for Darren, then matt was taken he lobbed his knife at David hitting a tree, David stopped and looked he was now on his own he took the knife and cut the way though then he found a path leading to somewhere just as his music player played who wants to live for ever by Queen.
He followed the path and found the wolf's lair, he went in found matt, Paul and Darren, he checked them over, knocked out with something then tried up, he then saw a shadow coming up from behind him he ducked and kicked the wolf in the chest, the wolf growled and jumped at David pinning him down, David gulped and then the wolf felt something below him on his butt he looked, David had a hard on! David was gay but closet gay he never told anyone else about it not even the others they would laugh and tease him, the wolf smiled then kissed him David murred at the kiss and was then knocked out the wolf's his breath was awful thanks to the knock out potion.
When awoke he was tried up then the others came round, there where items on his rock table from the lads bags the wolf looked at them, then sniffed and licked them not knowing what they where or what to do with them he sniffed Paul's phone and David's music player and then smoked one of Darren's fags, in the mean time, matt had gotten lose and slowly went for the door, the wolf's ears twitched and he lunged for matt, matt for the first time ever whimpered and looked scared and froze, Paul David and Darren laughed, then the wolf bite into matt's side, matt then bit back in difference but the wolf was more powerful then matt, he picked him up and throw him down the mountain side, the three gasped, the wolf looked, "he'll be ok just some cuts and brushes".
They looked and he poured out three glasses of strange liquid it was green then blue then red, the three looked on, he then jumped over to Paul grabbing his muzzle and opening it and poured it into his mouth it was the green one he then watched, David in the main time had hopped over to the wolf's area his bedroom, and noticed the wind up power unit and lamp and lots of other old age things I soon got lose as I could hop quite far when tied up well he'd learned from other things like being tried up, I soon got lose and looked though the wolf's things.
Paul started to change his face started to glow green, then it stopped, "what did you just do to me?" he asked "nothing just made only love one woman in your life and not have so many" he looked and then felt like what the wolf had said, he wanted to stele down and have kids get a job and died old, "it worked" he said.
He then came to Darren who was use to being tried up as he had a small bulge in his pants, he looked on, "now then lets see" the wolf looked though his potion then he picked a more powerful one then the one he'd pulled out, as Paul went to sleep, "ah here we are", he un-popped the cork and grabbed Darren's muzzle he drank it, the same thing happened, but then the wolf offered him a fag, now Darren would have grabbed that and been halfway though by the time you'd made another one, but he took it and smoked it slowly, then the wolf offered another one, "no thanks I'm cutting down" I was shocked if that what's he's done to the other two then what would he do to me?
As Darren went to sleep like Paul the wolf picked them up and left, leaving me alone I took the change, I looked though the potions, there was loads all had failed passed or worked on the labels the failed ones had two colours red and yellow red for failed, I thought did nothing, and yellow for had a side affect but stopped looking as I found the anti-dote, and went into the wolf's bedroom, it was simple and basic rock bed a side board for washing his pants and old magazines I had a look though them and then looked at the time, a very old clock working well, then I got hungry looking in my bag I found some simple soup great stuff and cocked it up in a pan then ate it.
The wolf returned, seeing the rope on the floor he then went looking for me but I was gone left ages ago but had left a stone note it read "wolf, have gone to see if friends are ok also took the anti-dote, why? Because you took away what make them, them! I will be back with what's left of it", the wolf looked though his potions it was true gone, but he put passed on the other potions he had he thought and said to him self "that was very silly but at least he'll be back I'll wait".
David got back to the town and found Paul with one girl not three of more, he then poured some into the drink that Paul was drinking and Paul drank it then other girls joined to talk with Paul which he liked a lot! David then went to see Darren who was at home, smoking one fag then not smoking another one until 8 hours later, but after a quick drink with David which David had added the anti-dote to he was soon back to smoking five in a few hours then five more then saying "David you got any more fags?", then it was onto matt who was sad he'd lost a fight, in all his life he'd never lost a fight, then a quick add of the potion he was back to fighting and being matt, he went out and his friends where laughing he pounced them and a fight started of which matt was the winner, David then looked at him self and drank it he then grew to 7'6 and was a true horse, a shire horse he then gave the rest to the others and collected the 8000 pounds reword money okay he didn't share it as the other had no idea they'd even said to do it.
David then claimed the mountain again, he then saw the wolf waiting for him, the wolf lunged at him David stood there waiting he then lowered his head and head butted the wolf horses heads are hard where as wolf's heads are soft the wolf went flying back, he then ran into his cave, David walked in, "please don't hurt me I'm but a old wolf who has no life", "really?" David said, the wolf nodded, "well with this potion I've used it up and it heals anything, plus I bet the other potions would be a great seller" "you think so?" "yeah!" the wolf smiled his gums showed, he then grabbed the bottle, all the passed potion loaded them up, into his bag and set off, for other lands to sell his potions to all kinds of people in all kinds of places for all kinds of problems he even said thanks to david for saying that he set off and david waved good-bye, but what happened to our friends you ask after that?
Paul went on to become one of the greatest porn stars of all time he was a star in all the greats "sorry my cock is stuck in your letter box" and "I'm here to clean your pussy" of which Darren and matt and David went to see, but he died Jew to an over does on drugs he died out side a club on the curb he was only 35 all three attended the feral.
Matt went on to be a great cage fighter, he won titles until he was beaten but he kept going he now owns the worlds greatest cage fight club he shows how to fight instead of using knifes and guns.
Darren went on to marry his girl friend and works in a factory that sells fags and cigars he loves it its one of the biggest selling fags of the time it has flavor and taste but enough to make you clam and relaxed
As for David? He left the same town and wonders the would helping out people and defending their land he is great and is known as the great horse there are pictures of him everywhere saving young people with his cooking and giving new life to people who say "no more of my life it sucks", he would say to them "no it doesn't and just talk to them and then they'd be all better.
As for the wolf? He found a great market in the USA and his brand name WOLF'S MEDICANE sells like hot cakes it sells everything for every one joint pains are no more bed sores are a thing of the past smoking? Its easy to give up now, he lives on in his home that's big and grand, and he still meets with David and they chat and talk about things of past and try to work out how to use new items but best of all they have each other that first time they meet was love and that potion David had made him come out of the closet the wolf and the horse are happy in the big place the wolf owns, David still walks the land but always comes back to his wolf they don't have sex but do kiss and hold each other as they sleep.