Poem? First Word Problems by XP_Author

Poem? First Word Problems

XP_Author, #SorryNotSorry, I mean it!, Poem, Seriously, Thank you

Hashtag is a funny word.Sorry that's a strange thing to say, I know.Not that me saying strange things should surprise anyone.Sorry I'm rambling now... (But seriously, thank you all!)

First Word Problems

Never before have I had this many people reading my stuff.

Gonna have to say thank you to all of you!

Give you a big hug... or cookies or something.

You deserve it, seriously!

Up until now, I never really had an audience.

Never thought I'd actually have more than 3 people watching me.

Gonna take a little getting used to, to be honest.

Let me gush at all of you for a bit.

You make me smile every time you comment.

Down from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Never was good at these sorts of things.

Gonna say I'm surprised I haven't stopped doing this.

Run away from it, or just abandon it.

Around about now, I thought I would have stopped.

And here I thought by now I would have done what I did to my last account.

Desert it and move on to something else, but I'm still here!

You are all to blame! So thank you.

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