Lose Your Load (extended)
I WROTE EVEN MORE OF THIS GLORIOUS/RIDICULOUS "LOSE YOURSELF" PARODY SO I'M REPOSTING IT
SORRY NOT SORRY
His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, balls are heavy
There's precum on his stomach already
FUCK, she's sexy
He's wordless
His nuts are churning, overstuffed and ready
To blast rope
But she keeps on just edging him!
He moans loud -- he'd hold his load, he vowed
She opens her mouth, leans forward and sucks him down
He's croaking now: hasn't cum in 3 weeks, HOW??
But she just smirks. "Don't cum, hon. Not now."
Snap back to depravity!
Hope that poor dragon can cope
With each fondle and grope
The ache's BAD but he won't
Give up that easy, nope
Cuz his ballsac can hold
A whole gallon of unreleased batter
So go ahead dragoness
Show him that ass
Til his stones are about to explode
You know that's when it's
Time to slow down a bit yo, but keep jackin'!
He better not splatter your tits in a sticky white blast
Better not lose your load!
Though your blue balls are swollen and your
Twitching dick is harder than a stone (stone!)
The edging is nonstop
Do not accidentally blow
And if you're lucky, you'll cum once every month or so
Welcome to blue-balled hell!
Every morning your girl rides you bareback
Til you can feel it in your toes (toes!)
She's not spilling one drop
Despite all your mewls and moans
But maybe she'll let you cum once every month or so