Helluva Boss: A Drink for Team Synergy

Story by ReynartWrites on SoFurry

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Sometimes, workers don't get along with the employer and it is that employer's job to bring them into line with a good conversation to promote team synergy. A drink, a few genuine words and a kiss will do.


A building belonging to a particular organization stood in the bowels of a hell-born city with horns jutting off the side reaching up to the darkened clouds above. The streets surrounding it were full of demons and various imps bickering with one another and going about their usual lives. It was closing time for the Immediate Murder Professionals but the boss man himself had a few things to take care of before his precious employees left. Blitzo was tall for an imp with cherry red hide splotched white at the face. He wore a black coat clasped near the neck with a tiny red skull. At the moment, the boss of the assassination company was in his office at his desk while looking over a few choice pieces of paper while his spear tipped tail flicked from side to side. They were records of their last few excursions lovingly written by Luna with all of her sass and fury. Plenty of underlines marked the page beneath particular performances with hateful addendums but nothing that stuck out as important, just beautifully petty as usual. They were professionals and handled their jobs with a sort of organization and attitude that teetered on gleeful jubilation, however, Blitzo could never seem to get that type of mood in the office. He was always going back and forth with one particular employee no matter what he tried. Blitzo tried his hardest to make the office a fun place for everyone but there was always that single point of contention arguing with him on and off while everyone else seemed on board. Of course, recording your grumpy puss employee while he has an intimate moment with his wife was perhaps not the best way to get into his good graces but Blitzo did it all out of love. Humming, he narrowed his black-slit eyes up at the ceiling while passing a finger over a curled horn. An idea came to him nearly knocking him back off of his seat as he reclined a bit too far. He instead caught himself and snatched the phone from its receiver to call up Luna before she left.

"Babe, darling, lovely doggy girl I need you to get me Moxxie! I'd like to have a conversation with him. You know, one on one." He said while beaming with all the pride in hell.

When he heard yelling on the other end and Moxxie's whiny voice returning fire. He sighed with a fat grin flashing sawtooth fangs and set the phone down before bringing his booted heels on the desk. It didn't take long before he heard the door open and dragging steps crawling along the floor. His employee stepped into sight soon after the door closed. Moxxie was an imp like himself with cherry red hide but with a mess of white hair and curved horns. He wore a tailcoat and a bowtie in a similar color to his hide.

"Did you need me for anything, sir?" Moxxie said, that final word dripping with what he wanted to assume was love but probably was something far from it.

Blitzo began, "Moxxie. Sweetie. Babe. I love you as if you were my son and I was a father who actually cared about his children and we work so well together out on the field." He then lowered his legs and steepled his hands together, smile staying as he leaned toward Moxxie, "But there just seems to be a bit of friction between us in the workplace."

Moxxie recoiled his head and sputtered, "Are you? Are you firing me? Is this it? Am I finally getting fired for your personal crap?!"

He blinked before laughing, clawed digits on his chest as Blitzo shook his head, "Oh no no no, I would never think of doing that. If I ever fired you for personal reasons then I'm sure your sweet wife would force me to give your job back at gunpoint and then give me a kiss on the cheek before putting one right between my legs on my grundle. I just want to talk about your performance here in the office."

"Frankly, sir. I'm one of the few people around here that actually does anything in this office. I even correct Luna's paperwork from time to time." Moxxie grumbled before lifting a claw, "And I even try to keep her original intent even through all the foul-mouthed entries that have nothing to do with her work."

Blitzo pinched the lifted claw and lowered it gingerly while tutting, "Now now, we aren't here to talk about anyone else but you. And if we're being honest, it is mostly how we interact. You and I don't get along even though I treat you with the same love I treat all of my employees with."

The words came from Moxxie while he began to nod with his eyes closed, "You watch me in my sleep. You record my intimate moments. You even send me incredibly inappropriate jokes during and off work. I don't really think that I want your brand of love."

He sighed and leaned back in his seat, "See? This is what I mean. I try to have a bit of fun in the office to shake things up and really give us a jostle in the right direction but you treat it like I'm trying to destroy all order and this company. Moxxie. We have fun on those jobs together, don't we? You like the feel of squeezing the trigger, of taking the swing that dashes life away onto the concrete? Side by side with your partners in crime?"

Moxxie scratched at the back of his head, "Well...Yeah. I do. It's what I'm good at."

"What we're good at Moxxie." Blitzo said while pointing at his employee, "And what you and I are not good at is getting along outside of those situations so I thought of a plan. An ingenious one that came at me glinting from the bottom of my desk!"

While he ducked under his desk, Moxxie dropped and rolled around it. He came up with two bright bottles of something hued with amber while Moxxie realized that his life wasn't in danger and came back up, "Oh, I thought you were going to kill me or something" He then sputtered out, "But that's beside the point. Alcohol? Really? I wouldn't exactly say that's recommended between two people who dislike each other."

Blitzo blinked as he set the bottles down, "I mean, I get what you're saying but you're all nerves Moxxie. You nearly turned this into a full combat situation because you thought I was going to bring out a gun on you, my own employee who I love like family! Moxxie, sweetie, this alcohol is the ultimate unifier." He then ducked under the desk again to bring out two glasses, "Now. Once we take the first sip we stop being employer and employee. Anything you say and I say will be between two strangers."

"That's not how that works." Moxxie grumbled, "You'd fire me in an instant if I got shitfaced and told you off."

He popped the cap off one of the bottles and poured his own glass before filling Moxxie's, "Maybe I would but also I would want to not get on Millie's bad side and I think that if we both get shitfaced then neither of us will remember what happens or if we do then at least we can agree it won't leave this door." He then took a glass and lifted it, brow raised with a curved smirk on his face as he offered it, "C'mon, don't you wanna let go for a little bit? Just a few glasses and you and I can tell each other off as much as we want without concern."

His precious employee stared at the glass before snatching it from his hand and downing it, Blitzo's smirk growing into a grin as he took his own and mimicked the action. Once the first glasses had been downed, Moxxie filled them back up and huffed, "Fine. If I'm going to waste my time in this stupid office then I might as well get hammered and tell you how much of an idiot you are."

Blitzo chuckled as he brought his glass up to offer it in cheers, "Hope your wife has something to do while we're at this because it could take a while."

Moxxie narrowed his eyes but gently tapped their glasses together while muttering, "She said she figured that we would be at whatever it was for a while so she was going to do some shopping. Said to call her when we were done."

"We'll take longer than one of your little love sessions that's for sure." He said before starting on his second glass.

"Fuck off. You've seen our little love sessions and you know I can last so how about you." Moxxie said with a huff.

"That's the spirit!"

Blitzo raised his glass and Moxxie rolled his eyes before they both continued to drink. Words were sparse for now but the amber liquor kept on pouring like a waterfall crashing against their better senses until the first bottle had been finished and the second was just getting started. The burn of the alcohol on his tongue didn't seem to affect him quite as much by now and his mind felt like it was swimming in a sweet pool of fog. He had loosened the clasp on his coat while Moxxie had set his bowtie aside and opened his tailcoat just a bit. Both of them had already gone through the usual exchange of heated words and now laughter echoed through the hall.

"Fuck, remember that one job? The botch job where Luna set fire to the wrong place?" Moxxie snickered and snorted.

His eyes narrowed as he looked up at the ceiling before returning his attention to Moxxie with a big smile, "Yeah! But she caught the target anyway because the fire spread to the place next door! It was great! Loved seeing the initiative! You were so mortified until we figured out we caught the right person."

Brushing his word away, Moxxie huffed, "Listen, I was just mortified because Luna can't keep anything organized without someone there to dogsit her. Millie and I work as a team and you two are just there along to fuck stuff up. Although, you two do a great job at that."

Blitzo grinned, "That we do, that we do and y'know, you and Millie do work well together. I'm sorry I implied you can't last in bed." The smile then faded from his face as he looked down at his glass, Moxxie leaning in just a bit before Blitzo laughed, "But I figured with such a pencil dick you wouldn't have been able to do anything!"

Moxxie pointed at him with glass in hand, "You've never seen my dick! I know you only catch us from behind, so how the fuck are you gonna see that properly?"

"Listen, I've seen you naked. I don't really think I need a full look to call what I see." Said Blitzo with a chuckle.

That shut Moxxie up for a few seconds allowing him to sip on his drink with an air of triumph before his employee blurted out, "That's because it wasn't hard, idiot! Bet you've only seen me from behind or from whatever weird angle you sneak those pics at. Besides, I'm a grower. I can show you right now."

He nearly spat his drink out but managed to gulp it down before coughing, "That is entirely inappropriate for an office space!" They shared a look before both laughed while slapping the desk, Blitzo bringing a hand up, "All right! Go ahead and show me but don't expect me to get you hard or anything. Think about your wife or me rocking some bird butt or me busting one on your wife. That'd be hot."

Moxxie rolled his eyes, "I don't understand what Stolas sees in you."

"A fat dick probably bigger than yours." He said with a big smile.

"Hah! Is that right? How about a little contest then. Bigger man wins the bet!"

Blitzo snorted, "That would be incredibly irresponsible of both of us. I'm the bigger imp in general so you'd think that my dick was bigger just on that alone. Why... You're destined to lose and suck my cock if you do!" He then smirked and set his glass aside to get up, "Of course I'm gonna take that bet!"

Moxxie stepped around the desk so they were facing one another, "All right then, you're on!"

The first of the two to take off their pants was Moxxie, claws hooked through both trousers and underwear to tug them down all the way to his ankles. When he straightened out, he lifted his tailcoat enough to keep it off of his crotch while flashing his meager cock. Blitzo was about to insult the little imp before he saw it start to twitch and grow. It hardened until it was a fair length for an imp and a more than fair girth. He would probably have trouble grasping it and yet, it still wasn't bigger.

He nodded in response to the other's showing and he muttered, "Not bad, not bad. Better than I thought, much better. Guess I gotta show mine now."

Moxxie stuck his tongue out, "Yup. Time to face your defeat."

Seeing Moxxie like this brought a warm glow to his heart. Blitzo wondered just how long this little drunk meeting would last but he was going to enjoy it to the fullest even if they sobered up. Getting up, he sighed and made a show of it, claws working his belt before the tall imp unzipped his pants and brought them down to the floor. No underwear blocked the sight of his flaccid cock pressed against his thigh and almost as soon as it touched the air it began to rise. At first, the confidence on Moxxie's face continued to radiate with smiling pride but it started to fall as Blitzo's cock kept on growing.

A chuckle came from Blitzo as Moxxie looked away and began to nurse another glass. He took a step forward and grabbed both of their shafts to bring them against one another to show the clear difference while whistling, "Well, would ya look at that. A clear winner if I do say so myself."

One of his hands was enough to keep their cocks pressed together while he reached over to retrieve his cellphone from the desk. As he snapped a few pictures, Moxxie huffed, cheeks flushed with soft hues of a sharper red, "I guess it is."

"Oh, hold on. I gotta text your wife real quick that your mouth is going to be on my dick." Blitzo said with a grin.

His phone was snatched out of his hand before he even got to the contact list, "No! Absolutely not! I might be drunk but I'm going to have you telling my wife about me sucking down your dick."

"But you are going to suck my dick, right?" He said with a grin while his tail snaked around to curl around his phone and slowly retrieve it while Moxxie looked down.

Moxxie muttered, "Guess I did make that stupid bet. I mean, I could just say no and probably walk away but uh..."

"I took pictures and you want me to never ever show them to anyone ever?" Said Blitzo while waving his phone back and forth in his tail.

With a groan, the smaller imp blurted, "Yes! Exactly that. Just, give me a second."

Blitzo laughed, "Oh take your time. I am going to enjoy every second of this."

Moxxie downed every drop in his glass before tossing it off and getting on his knees. His eyes stared at Blitzo's cock while his shoulders sunk a bit as if he wasn't quite sure what to do with it. In response to this uncertainty, Blitzo grabbed his shaft and slapped it onto Moxxie's face grinning as he saw the little imp scowling.

"Hey! Give me a break. It isn't every day I do something like this. Just...I don't know, tell me what I should be doing. You're the boss." Moxxie said with a huff.

Blitzo gave the other's cheek a soft pinch while sighing, "Well aren't you just the cutest. If you really want a lesson in sucking dick then I guess I should give you some advice. To start, how about you handle me like your wife handles you."

Those bright eyes staring at him with such irritation widened as those cute cheeks burned further with color. Moxxie soon recovered and returned his gaze to narrowed slits, head jerking away to get Blitzo's claws off of his cheek. With a sigh, the small imp pushed the cock in his hand up while bringing his mouth below it to start with the balls. Soft kisses were planted on each of his fat orbs, the small imp's tongue coming out to curl around them to wipe away any sweat and replace it with a warm layer of spittle.

He hissed out while letting the little bastard do his job, "Should have had this heart to heart from the start. Also, your wife is a pro at sucking cock if you're doing this just from memory."

Despite Moxxie's grumbling, the small imp kept on working that tongue. From one side to the other he licked and Blitzo drank in every little drop of pleasure coming from below. Meanwhile, his tail was working the phone to take a few overhead shots. Fewer words needed to be exchanged as the act continued. One of his hands rested on one of Moxxie's horns to urge him in the right direction. Eventually, when it felt like his balls were dripping with spit, he tugged on the other's horn to bring that sweet tongue all the way up his shaft to the tip.

Without needing to say a thing, Moxxie opened his mouth wide. Blitzo grabbed his cock to place the tip on the other's tongue, slowly easing it inside while he let out a triumphant groan. His eyes were focused on the little punk sucking his cock, the little punk that had bitched at him almost daily. A sweet sight brought a smile to his face as he managed to catch a glimpse of Moxxie's cock still twitching and hard as ever. Maybe he had done something like this before or perhaps he had fantasies of his own in that stubborn little head. Whether straight or not, Blitzo was about to rock the imp's throat without any mercy.

It started with a gentle push to test the waters, bringing inch after inch of his shaft inside of Moxxie's mouth until he gagged. Blitzo made it seem like he was going to stop and take it easy as he breathed out and grabbed him by the hair. Slender hips then jerked forward to force more of his cock inside of Moxxie's mouth earning another sputtering gag and wide eyes that looked up at him with equal parts irritation and panic. He drank in that glare, loved every second of it while his hips moved back and forth to piston his cock in the tiny imp's throat.

Moxxie's claws dug into his hip but he made no other effort to protest. If he didn't know better, then he might've thought that little Moxxie was enjoying every second of this. The flush of his cheeks, the twitching of that cute cock between his legs. Maybe he was a masochist or the alcohol had more of an effect than Blitzo thought it would have. Either way, his focus soon turned from how the other imp was perceiving things to his own enjoyment. Firm thrusts grew in intensity, small rolls of the hip turning into desperate drives that brought his cock deeper into that throat that he figured had only ever tasted his shaft. Blitzo could feel his load getting ever closer to popping out with each throb of his cock but he didn't want it to end so soon and so he slowed down just a bit. He looked down to check on the little punk and even pulled back far enough that the tip was at Moxxie's lips so it was just one small jerk of the head from being popped out. The little imp's eyes were covered in warm fog, cheeks blazed with color while the claws that had been digging into his hips were hung down at Moxxie's side. Drool fell at the sides of a mouth ravaged for the first time by a cock so thoroughly and Blitzo was just getting started.

The break continued as he shrugged out of his jacket letting it drop to the floor before he grabbed onto Moxxie's horns. Without asking whether the little imp was ready or not, he started pumping his hips forward again, stuffing his shaft in until his balls were on Moxxie's chin and he felt a firm snout on his crotch. The gagging had stopped along with whatever little struggles that Moxxie had attempted to mount. It seemed like his employee had learned how to just go with the flow and accept it or his mind had been torn asunder by the taste and girth of his cock.

Blitzo could feel the excitement of breaking in his fussy employee building around his gut like a pressure ready to pop free. One more push and he was over the edge, groaning aloud with a big grin on his face as he started to fill Moxxie's mouth with his thick cum. Rope after rope kept on shooting out directly into the imp's throat and soon he pulled back until the tip was directly on Moxxie's tongue to let him taste every little drop that was produced.

He pulled out and fired off a few shots onto Moxxie's face while sighing, "Fuck that was good. Figured you were gonna be good at that but never thought you were a natural."

Moxxie coughed a slurred response, "Satisfied, sir?"

Blitzo looked down and put a digit under his cock, noting that it was still nice and hard, "Hmm, nope. Looks like night after night with Stolas has given me too much endurance but hey, listen. How about you get out of those clothes and let's take this to the next level for a bit of team synergy. Y'know, really connect on a hip to hip basis."

The small imp got up and wobbled a bit before straightening out, "Okay. The throat fucking sobered me up enough. I think we're done here."

He reached between them to clutch the other's shaft, leaning in close with a grin, "C'mon. You can't tell me that you wouldn't want to at least try!"

His tail curled around Moxxie's body to keep the smaller imp from walking away, "I just don't think it would be appropriate. I mean, none of this was appropriate." Moxxie's eyes looked toward the tip of the tail still wrapped around the phone containing all the incriminating photos of this little romp and he muttered, "But you have blackmail and I should probably just go with the flow."

Blitzo beamed, "That's the spirit! Now get undressed while I search for some lube!"

While Moxxie grumbled and got to work on getting out of the rest of his clothes, Blitzo slithered behind his desk to duck underneath it and check the cabinets. Once they were open he peeked over the top to make sure Moxxie was still distracted and grabbed his phone to start tapping out a message, "Hey there. Fucking your husband. Check out my dick on his face. About to break his butt. Might be the first! Anyway, come back to the office if you wanna join us or watch the aftermath. Love ya, hope you're doing well!"

With the message sent to Millie, Blitzo got to fishing through his cabinets until he found a bottle of clear liquid. He got up and set his phone on the desk while humming, "What were you doing?" Moxxie asked with narrowed eyes.

Blitzo ignored him and walked around the tiny imp before grabbing his tail and hiking it up high, "Kiss the desk and try to relax. Let daddy take care of you."

Moxxie groaned, "Can we please skip the daddy part?"

He flicked the top off of the bottle and set it aside for now while kneeling to grab Moxxie's rump, spreading it apart with a chuckle, "Nope!"

Before the other imp had an opportunity to complain, he bit down on one of those cherry red cheeks encouraging a yelp. One hand came down a slender thigh, twisting around between the legs to grab Moxxie's firm cock. The feeling of that hard thing pulsing in his hand brought a grin to his features broken only by his maw opening to let his tongue drag from the spot he bit to between those cheeks and against the other imp's puckered hole. He heard little noises of protest coming from Moxxie but the shaft in his hand told another tail as he started to lap and kiss at that ass. His claws sunk to the surprising plumpness of Moxxie's rear while his other hand got to work on pumping that cute cock. At that point, Moxxie's frustrated noises turned into tiny gasps and groans, tail curling around his shoulders as if to encourage him. Blitzo took that encouragement and doubled his efforts. Each pass of his tongue along the other imp's puckered hole added a bit more of a glaze to that cherry-hued hole. He then dipped his long tongue inside, eyes shut as he focused on the task.

As his tongue dipped inside, he could feel the subtle twitch and throb of the other's cock growing just a bit more frequent. The hand on Moxxie's shaft trailed up to let his thumbs feel over the balls, his tongue savoring the bitter saltiness of the other's rear as he kept on digging in. Blitzo kept his hand still, thumb rolling against the balls while his tongue began to slide out bit by bit until he was kissing the other's rear rather than licking.

Pulling back, he hummed and chuckled, "Looks like someone's enjoying this more than he wants to admit."

Moxxie huffed, "Fuck you."

That curse ended with a yelp as Blitzo grabbed Moxxie by the hips and turned him onto his back knocking a few things off of the desk in the process. He then grabbed the other imp's ankles and brought them up all the way until Moxie's cock was hovering above his face and Blitzo's chin was set on his thigh.

"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Squeaked the pretzeled imp.

Blitzo chuckled, "Just figured I'd set something straight. Are you really gonna tell me that you aren't enjoying this with your friend here throbbing and ready to pop?

"I oughta kick you right in the chin!"

Instead of responding, he planted a kiss underneath Moxxie's balls, hand gripping the shaft to start pumping that twitching member toward Moxxie's face. Moxxie grimaced but the facade faded as Blitzo continued pumping faster, tongue dipping into the other's rear. That frown turned crooked, claws grinding against the desk while an attempt was made to keep that mouth shut until it finally pried open and he moaned. It didn't take long after that until the cock in his hand was twitching violently, warm cum pouring out from the tip onto Moxxie's face and chest.

Blitzo brought his mouth away from other's rear to get a good look at his precious employee's orgasm, "Aw see, isn't it better this way? Just let it all out and relax."

Moxxie spat out through groaning, "Like I would ever just relax around a fucking villain like you."

Once the other's orgasm finished, he grabbed Moxxie by the thighs and slammed them down to the desk before spreading them, leaning in close so their lips were just a few breaths apart, his tail curling around Moxxie's, "Good! If you don't relax then you'll be tighter once I break you in half. So...Be nice, ask me to prep properly and maybe I won't go in dry."

"You wouldn't!"

He leaned back and took hold of his cock to edge it beneath the other's balls and against the taint, passing it up and down while chuckling, "Try me."

Moxxie narrowed his eyes before sighing. The other imp then drew his hips up, hands coming around to grab his rear and spread it as he muttered, "Please, sir. Lube up my ass."

"That's better!" Blitzo beamed.

One hand reached out to grab the discarded bottle taking it up to squeeze a healthy amount on his other hand. Two digits moved along the other's thigh, heading down and around toward that cute pucker to push and push until they were both inside. It was a bit too tight at first but the lube helped his fingers slide in deeper and deeper until he got to the knuckle. The sound of Moxxie's grunts and shivering sighs urged his digits to start spreading inside. He had promised to stretch and lube the little bastard up but he had never said that he was going to be gentle. Both fingers were joined by a third that helped spread that tight hole wide earning a loud curse from Moxxie.

Digits slid out of that lubed rear to pass the rest of that slick substance onto his cock, a grin on his features as he brought himself forward to close his mouth over Moxxie's. The smaller imp's eyes grew wide, hands coming around Blitzo's shoulders to dig claws into them. Those digits began to tremble as their kiss continued to deepen, tongues melding together while Blitzo brought the tip of his cock against that lubed hole. Even with all of their preparation, it took a few pushes before he got the tip inside. Their kiss continued as he took it slow, hips rolling forward to keep the moment sweet for now as Moxxie's legs hooked around his waist.

When the kiss ended to let both of them breathe, Blitzo slammed half of his cock inside with one push, Moxxie's mouth gasping open, "Son of a bitch!"

Blitzo bit down on Moxxie's neck earning another curse, claws at his shoulders digging in harder until he could feel something about to tear while his hips started jerking forward. Over and over again he thrust and pushed to try and force more of his cock inside while the little imp cried and cursed aloud. Despite the hate in those curses, despite the clawing and the snarling, Blitzo could feel the other's cock twitching and rising against his belly and he pressed down to relish that feeling while he kept on moving.

Every little breath and moan from Moxxie came with a curse that brought a giddy warmth to his heart that reflected in his smile. When their balls finally kissed, he brought his mouth from the other's neck and laughed, "Congratulations! You're now fully gay. No worries. I'll take care of your wife."

Moxxie spat, "Fuck--"

The words were cut by a moan as he grabbed onto Moxxie's hip with one hand and started rutting that tight rear over and over again without intending to stop this time. His free hand rested on the other's neck, squeezing tighter and tighter the more pressure he felt from his nearing orgasm. Moxxie's cursing moans were cut off by the squeeze of Blitzo's digits, the smaller imp grasping onto his wrist. A crooked and corrupted smile curled across his precious employee's features, a line of drool falling from the side of his mouth as Blitzo kept on pounding that tight rear. The smile, the hold, the intensity! Everything worked to get him closer and closer to a climax until he started to unload.

He cursed and leaned over while letting all of the pressure of his orgasm out into Moxxie's rear, his hand easing up on Moxxie's throat enough to hear a pathetic moan coming out along with the words, "Daddy, yes!"

His eyes grew wide and he swore he could feel his orgasm doubling with that, the imp's abdomen bulging just a bit from the amount stuffing him. Just when he was about to finish, he felt slender digits touching his shoulders along with a chin. Instead of turning around, he kept his focus on Moxxie, hips jerking forward to keep on rutting while the last drops of his orgasm were pumped out.

A gentle feminine voice touched his ear, "Wow, sure are laying into him aren't you?"

Blitzo grinned, "Sure am! Figured that he would be all about the dick if I just added a bit of pressure. I'd say we're getting along better too!"

With a sigh, he pulled out and turned his head to see Millie standing there with a big smile touched by black lipstick and bright cheeks. She had the same cherry-hide as Moxxie and Blitzo but with straight horns and black tousled hair. A black tank top adorned her body with one strap already coming down, leggings hugging supple hips.

"Millie! Sweetie. Was wondering when you would get here and it turns out just in time! Tell me, do you want a bun in your oven?" He said while pecking both of her cheeks and hugging her.

Despite his sticky cock at half-mast, she returned the hug with a giggle along with the kisses, "When I saw the picture I just had to rush on over. As for a bun in my oven, I don't know about that...Seems like everything is already finished."

Blitzo grinned, "Ah come on, given a bit of encouragement from you I'm sure I could get it up again." He then took her by the shoulders and urged her toward the desk, "For now, I think you might want to see your husband without having to lean over me."

She giggled and leaned down to grab her husband's cheeks, her mouth coming down over his to hush whatever Moxxie was about to say. When she came back up, she said, "Don't you worry Moxxie. I know you couldn't help but have a little taste of our boss here. Really, I wanted to be the one to pop that cherry but I guess if it had to be anyone then I'm glad it was Blitzo. We're all like family here, right?"

Moxxie raised a brow, cheeks ablaze, eyes looking away as he muttered, "I guess...But just, I didn't think you'd be so into this."

"Of course I'm into seeing you enjoy yourself! Of course, if you didn't enjoy it then I'd be obligated to give Blitzo five across the cheek and more!" Millie giggled.

A small sound came from Moxxie quiet enough that no one could hear and so Blitzo asked, "What was that?"

Moxxie scoffed, "Fine. I enjoyed it. I liked being liquored up, blackmailed and fucked silly."

Kisses were planted on either of his cheeks from both Millie and Blitzo who wrapped their arms around him to bring him up on his feet. They shared an embrace before Millie hummed, "Sooo...I get a turn, right boss?"

When they separated, Blitzo gave a thumbs up, "Sure! I doubt it will take much encouragement with you two here.

Millie beamed, "Perfect! Then I know exactly what to do. Moxxie, come with me."

Blitzo watched as Millie took her husband by the arm and got behind him. Curiosity colored his features as they got on their knees and he grew further curious as he felt Millie's hands on his rear. He leaned forward to oblige while his tail curled around her head. A purr nearly came from his throat as he felt her plush lips press against his puckered hole and a purr absolutely came without shame as Moxxie's tongue started working on his balls. No hesitation came from the lips at his ass, a tongue soon sliding into his rear to give his pucker a lover's kiss. Moxxie's lips were still a bit shy but soon got to suckling on each of his balls with the same sort of eagerness that his wife had.

When Blitzo's cock was back to full erection, the tail around Millie's head curled around her neck and squeezed to pull her back and tug her up, "Enough teasing! Time to bust open that womb baby!"

Moxxie stopped what he was doing to get up and huff, "If you think I'm just going to let you fuck my wife raw then you have another thing coming to you pal."

He hummed while tapping a claw on his chin, tail squeezing a bit harder on Millie's neck, "Well, let's see...I think that maybe you'd love me to instead dick you down as hard as I can but listen, we'll have time enough for that later. Isn't your gaping ass tired? Take a break and take a seat. I promise I won't pull out and you'll love the results."

His arms were crossed but Moxxie's cheeks were flushed and his legs were trembling. Finally, he took a seat. With that taken care of, he turned his head to Millie who had her hands on his tail around her neck, a big smile on her face. Gently, he tapped her nose and let her go before bowing and rolling an arm toward the desk. Once she caught her breath, Millie beamed and stepped over to the desk to place both hands at the edge and lift her supple hips in the air, fat rump straining against those tight leggings.

"Don't take it easy on me boss, I want you to break my womb open! Make a nice clear runway for Moxxie's cum later." She said with a giggle.

Blitzo sighed and took his place behind her, slapping a hand on her rump while the other helped her get out of her top, "Millie, you're a hellcat in bed and I should have done this a long time ago. Maybe even jumped in all those times I was recording! Figured I'd give you your due respect and all that but hey, this just shows me that we're one of those depraved sorts of family."

Before Millie could answer, he grabbed the back of her neck and turned her onto her side while the claws on her ass raked through the material of her leggings. He smirked when he noticed that she wasn't wearing underwear and the hand that had clawed an opening in her leggings moved to grab his cock and ease it up against her cunt. The hand at her neck kept her words and breaths cut short while the lips of her pussy spread apart for the head of his shaft. She was still a tight fit but her insides were more accepting of his cock as he thrust his hips forward to bury himself in all the way. A choked groan came from Millie urging him to keep on going while he spread one of her legs by the ankle. He then hugged onto that leg by the thigh, his hips rocking forward at a steady pace to get more and more of his cock inside until he could feel her furthest spot blocking him from going any further. Instead of forcing his way further, he pulled back and started to rock his hips back and forth.

A crooked smile curled across Millie's features despite his tightening grip on her neck. He couldn't help but feel a sweet warmth in his body pouring on through as he saw that smile. Moxxie had needed a lot of urging to even admit his feelings but Millie, as always, was the one who knew how to have fun. In response to her adaptability, he pulled his hand off of her neck and brought his mouth over hers to draw her into a loving kiss, hips moving faster and faster. She brought one hand up to feel over his cheek as she deepened the kiss, tongues meeting together while their hips kept on grinding toward each other. When they parted, he finally heard the sweet music of Millie gasping out, moans giggling in the air to carry him along. Having a rough rutting was always fun with someone who needed a little bending but it was just as sweet to have at it with a partner that really loved it raunchy and terrible.

Millie's hips only stopped moving because he had her pinned down so thoroughly, but her noises were ecstatic, her eyes were fluttering and the few words she spoke were asking for more. Every thrust brought him to that same spot over and over again and eventually, he started trying to force himself deeper. Already he could see a bit of a bulge on her abdomen whenever he was in her all the way but he kept on grinding his cock inside of her.

To the side, Moxxie stepped into view with a hand on his chin, "Is...Is she okay?"

He kept on pounding while grunting, "How does she look to you?" Blitzo then grinned, "C'mon, are you serious? Can't even tell when she's having a good time? Why don't you join us instead of wondering what it feels like? Get your cock in her throat and don't be nice, go buck wild!"

Blitzo pulled back enough to let Millie roll on her back, both of her fingers coming up to the sides of her mouth to hook in them while she opened her mouth wide, tongue sticking out. Moxxie's cheeks were flush with color but he moved around the front of the desk to take his cock and plant it in his wife's mouth. Both of his hands grabbed onto Millie's shoulders and with a grunt, he thrust all the way inside until his balls were on her nose. Blitzo and Moxxie both stuffed Millie, throat, and pussy stuffed with cock. He was already getting close from all the friction but adding to that was the fact that the whiny bitch was actually getting his cock wet and having fun instead of complaining. Moxxie's hips were moving rapidly to rut his precious wife's lips, Millie's lips curved into a fat whorish smile around the other's shaft.

One more push and he suddenly found himself breaking past that deepest spot, the tip of his cock gripped like a vice inside the womb as he grunted and let loose his seed into that inviting pussy. Both of his hands reached to grab Moxxie by the cheeks, dragging him into a kiss to empty his heated passion while he pumped load after load into Moxxie's wife. Breaking into Millie's womb and filling her up caused her to arch up wildly, eyes wide as she groaned around the cock in her throat. Her insides tightened and gushed around his shaft letting him know that her orgasm had finished. Moxxie himself kept on pounding away while growling, eyes shut tight before he suddenly pulled out and painted her face and chest with his seed.

With the three of them panting and spent, Blitzo had a suggestion, "How about we go for a family outing? Milkshakes on me?"

Millie breathed out, "Can I get some new leggings?"

Blitzo hummed, "You get choices. Trade pants with Moxxie or go without any covering at all."

Moxxie grumbled, "Do I get a say in this?"

"Sure sugar, you choose for me!" The imp between them said.

A decision had eventually been made with a bit of haggling. They headed down the street with Blitzo at the wheel, arm out on the door. Millie was sitting next to him with a big smile, humming along with a song on the radio. Neither she nor Moxxie, who was sitting in the back, wore pants. He would without a doubt call this little experiment a success! Getting shit faced and having sex without restraints seemed like the perfect way to bond with Moxxie. Of course, there was always the sobering part but he preferred grumpy cute Moxxie to whining denier of love Moxxie. Regardless, he would have to plan more of these little get-togethers!

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