Jasmine the Indomitable (teaser)
#1 of Jasmine the Indomitable
Remember Jasmine? All the way back in "A New Purpose"? Well, I feel it is high time to circle back to her to show just what happened after her sudden appearance and departure. Hurricane Kim will continue to be worked on alongside this story, so despair not my good readers! Kim's shenanigans continue!
Teaser (intro)
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Hello all! My name is Jasmine Bautista, and I am using a computer in my head to transmit my story for everyone to know. Why, you ask, is she using a computer in her head? Because I no longer have the use of my hands that's why! I no longer have hands because of a tragic accident at the bowling alley where I dropped a slushie onto my pants, slipped, and fell into an alternate reality through the ball return. My hands are now pectoral fins for I am now a bottle nosed dolphin. eeeeee click click click eeeeee!
Yes, that is how I laugh now. Confused? Get over it, I'm a dolphin you dirt muncher! And you know what else? Get used to my humor, because I like it and it helps me deal with the fact that my skin is gray, I breathe through a hole on the top of my head, and I am swimming in idle circles in the middle of the Pacific!
Now stay close on my six as I lead you into clear water. But before we get started with my tail (Get it? Tail? eeeeee click click click eeeeee! I'd slap my knee if I still had a hand!) of how an adorable baby dragon (that also happens to be a huge jerk!) told me how I could make the world a better place. Let me give you the proper background for the cute little Filipina I was before I led a fleet of water gurglers nee humans into the Pacific Ocean. eeeeee click click click eeeeee!