Yiff Limericks, beacause I can.

Story by Rags on SoFurry

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Yiff Limericks, by the only person on this site who is odd enough to actually do them because someone made a comment on one of his other poems and who thinks that justifies the fact that he is doing them right now.

There was a nice fox on the beach,

who was currently humping a sheep.

Said the fox to the sheep

"Shall we go on or leave?"

So they went on humping on the beach.

One day in the month of July

a large dragon was up in the sky

and he saw as he passed

a fair maiden he grasped

and he humped her so high in the sky.

Wow. These are hard. And that is also what she said.

After pulling his dick out of her

the big doberman had to be sure.

Was his motion of grace

filling her in that place

was as good to him as was to her.

With a sigh and a tug and a sweat

he ejaculated as he let

her suck longer on him

as this was his great whim

so his pleasure from her did she let.

Gosh. I may go down in Yiff history as the first limerick furry. I can still do a few more.

In a place that is not very real

the Chocobo mounted the female.

With a "Wark!" and a "Kweh!"

They both had sex that day

And their offspring was actually pale.

A young colt and a virginal mare

looked around and then exchanged a stare.

So he mounted the girl

and he humped with a...swirl?

And the two were unable to stare.

Nah. I'm out. That's enough for today. I'm too tired to go on. If someone paws off to this, then you have a better imagination than Terry Gilliam. Man, gravity sucks.

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