Happy Easter
Merry Easter
It was a merryful joy of spring day in the beautiful city of Duckburg. Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Donald and Kazuda Xiono were enjoying a wonderful cup of tea made from the extrication of vegetable essences distilled unto water.
"Oh boy hody, what a wonderful Jesus birthday!" said Mickey.
"Agreed" said Frollo.
"What!?" said Minnie gaspedly.
But before anyone could answer Frollo took out an army of witch engines, mechnically mass produced sorcerers that began to destroy Duckburg! They grabbed Alice and ripped out her womb like in Secret War, only she was CHILD, so the zombies they made were actually just clothes on a baloon.
"You see, people blame me for the instance at Notre Dame, but it was not I!" said Frollo madly, "so I will kill EVERYONE until they say otherwise and tell the truth!"
"Yes, all shall perish in the flames of perdition!" said Esmeralda whorefully, ejaculating vaginal fluids that could the buildings on fire and whose flames were brighter than the sun, causing onlookers to see horrific visions of eternities to come.
"Well, you're not making a good first impression" said Minnie nodding her finger.
For her troubles, a witch engine summoned Noddy who cut off her head and inserted it inside Goofy's rectum. But within that wonderful decaying ring with countless wholes each housing an effige of shit, a portal was summoned and Guts came to fight.
"My love I shall die by your side!" he said sexily and animuly and they kissed.
"Grr homerSEXUAL love shall be punished by hell!" said Frollo, taking off his dress to reveal a vagina ejaculating pure darkness.
"Good thing we came prepared!" said DJALI AND HUGO.
The four loves kiss created a maelstrom of pink energy that summoned Bunnymund, carrying a bazooka that shot axes made of chocolate. Except it was chocolate after having been through his digestive track, so it was shit, but edible shit because rabbits don't fully digest their meals and need to eat them again.
"Hack and slash fuckermother!" said Bunnymund cooly and shit the axes, but Esemeralda caught everyone with her anus and shot back at him!
"Nooooo!" said everyone and Bunnymund lied dead, solidified shit blades piercing his broca area and making him loose control of his bowels, making an ocean of shit.
"I have an idea!" said Willy Wonka (dis is mah frist tiem writing hir so donnut b mean)
Willy Wonka used his waterbending powers to conjure the shit storm into a chocolate tidal wave, washing Frollo, the witch engines and Esemeralda back to hell!
"We will b back!" cried Frolla, but a lump chocolate turd got into his mouth and was actually very delicious.
And so the day was saved, except for the zombie ghost baloons which raped and killed lots of children.
AMEN.