Here I share a small story of a game I both love and hate.

Story by ComradeSch on SoFurry

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Playing Stardew Valley, and while it's a great and REALLY addicting game... OH GOD. THE NPC'S.

Some demand crops that are going to be in season two seasons from or behind now, or summer crops in the MIDDLE OF WINTER, or fruit that's hard to get anyways in the middle of winter, where nothing but debts from how much hay your animals eat grows.

Then you get the shopkeepers who make me want to scream.

Fucking everything happens when it's not convenient for you, the shop you buy from the most is closed, not on Sunday or Saturday like anyone else with a brainstem... BUT ON FUCKING WEDNESDAY. WED. NES. DAY. You also get up nearly 3 hours before anyone else in the entire game too, so when you gotta do errands you do maybe an hour and a half's worth of errands and literally stand there for an in-game hour and a half, hoping to hell that the person you're trying to do business with doesn't just randomly decide to fuck off and leave their shop entirely unattended and unmanned for the whole day 40 minutes before they open... Oh man, if I had a parsnip for every time the damn ranch supply lady walked out before or after I got there when I was in desperate need of her hay, because my cattle in that game were going to fucking STARVE...

It's a great game, but the NPC's supposedly complex and realistic AI makes the entire town look like a bunch of mentally challenged first-graders trying to imitate old people and adults...

Story Time With Wuff- Always wipe your tech before reselling!

So, here's something to consider if you ever want to sell your hard drive, computer, phone- Whatever. Do NOT sell it before wiping the damn thing, otherwise you could have all kinds of shady shit happen to you. Don't believe me? I have a story to tell...

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More gift art from Squishy~

I grunt and twist my wrist in a funny way to push my key into the lock. I whimper and twist my arm as the weight of the groceries pulls down. ``Gah!'' I say as I finally unlock the door after several attempts and then turn the knock kicking the door...

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Gift Story by Inqu!

I sigh as I look at the full body mirror in my room, running my paws over my naked form. I close my eyes and grope at my flat chest. Why wasn't I born a girl... I think to myself and whimper before opening my eyes again to once again lay my eyes upon...

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