Clash Of The Odors Intro

Story by FoxSkunkDeer99 on SoFurry

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(Cue a teenage female skunk with slick black hair walking in the middle of a plain-white background, holding a flag with the rainbow-colored peace symbol printed on, with a grand, orchestral score playing in the background. The skunkette then holds the prop up, and begins to thrust it to the floor in slow-motion, until a hand pops up out of nowhere, and yanks her panties, prompting a cross-eyed "humiliated-for-one: Her-new-under-wear-is-falling-apart. Two: A-bunch-of-guys-are-watching-with-heart-shaped-eyes. And three: Her-panties-have-been-sweating-for-the-past-hour" expression, as the hand is revealed to belong to another teenage skunkette, this one also with raven-hair, now giggling at the misfortune. Skunkette #1 cringes as her panties are torn apart, and she stomps up to her attacker, rolling up her fists. Cue a comedic brawl-cloud.)

(Cut to another skunkette, this time with blond hair, attempting to sign a slip of paper, before she is interrupted by a puff of smoke emitting from the behind of another skunkette lifting up her skirt. We then get a tracking shot of various other skunkettes literally rubbing their anuses in another's face, attempting to strangle them with their bare long legs and/or tails, forcefully humping them with steel or gold strap-ons, stuffing their supposedly dirty feet into their mouths, and/or giving electric shocks to their nipples and/or clitorises, as an epic adventure crescendo is heard. 30 seconds later, the screen is infested with vaginal fluids and skunk sprays, before it transitions to the raven-haired skunkette from the beginning all drenched, nude, and holding a small white flag before collapsing, as the following text appears above her:)

CLASH OF THE ODORS: Created By FoxSkunkDeer99.

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