Life, Love, and Sex as a Pokemon: Abra Pt. 1
A lot of the Pokemon have asked me why I don't evolve. My strength ratings have me at an estimated level of 39-40. It's a good question. Most charmanders can't WAIT to become a huge, big, powerful charizard. Flying, advanced fire attacks, a bunch of cool stuff that charmanders and charmeleons strive for. Yet I don't really wanna be a charizard yet. For one, I'm really young. I'm only 17 years old. Most charmanders hit their charmeleon evolution-stage at around 13-14, during their puberty, then their charizard-level at 18-20. I don't mean to brag, but, well Im alittle more advanced than other charmanders. I leveled up fast to begin with, and along with a lot of hard work, I was about 7 levels ahead of an average charmander.
Another reason is well, kinda crazy.
I used to be human.
Sounds crazy, I know, but it's true, and I've gone through HELL about it too. I apparently had my DNA messed up after a crazy accident in a particle-charging transportation experiment. So I transformed into a little charmander. And ended up in the middle of nowhere on an island completely inhabited by Pokemon. I've already contacted civilization and they know I'm here, but I made a decision to stay, at least for a little while. I've come to love the Pokemon here. No governments, no wars, just a cute, little city of pokemon that work talk, and act just like humans! Since I am one I can now totally communicate with pokemon! It's not just their names they say over and over, now, to me I can actually hear them talk words! Cooler, the one time I spoke with a human that was in a rescue squad, I could also speak to humans too! The other thing I love about em is they have CLOTHES. If any human saw us theyd crack up, yet these Pokemon in so many ways are practically human! every one unique and each personality totally different from the pokemon in pokeballs in the mainland.
Any ways, being originally human keeps me from evolving because I'm lucky I didn't DIE after having my DNA screwed up like that, so I'm a little nervous about evolving and what it could do. So now I'm a charmander about 30+ levels ahead of any other, but I can't complain. If I may say so myself, I look pretty good! A lot of body mass is gained when shape shifting into a higher evolution, so any muscle a charmander/charmeleon had could be very well MASKED by its larger body. So, since I'm leveled up nicely and I haven't evolved, I'm not as chubby as most charmanders, and am actually nicely toned. Plus my Sky blue eyes I had as a human hasn't left me, which reels in girls like Magikarp.
Now my last reason might be the one reason ANY charmander would stay put and not evolve.
The sex.
You simply can't get the smooth, tight experience as any other evolution. Charmeleon is close, but not quite, and Charizard sex is all about roughness. But as a charmander, every thrust is like making love to lightning, every movement blending in perfectly with the next.
Well, with that said, I may as well tell you I'm bisexual. First time was with a guy, and I've done two chicks so far, and tonight I'm going over to a friend of mine's, which will probably become my second time with a guy. My buddy's name is Colt, and he's an Abra. He's just like me in the way that he doesn't want to evolve and lose that majestic tail of his, and a kadabra's natural fu-man-shu is a total turn-off. He's also a little different in the way he was born without the upper body plating most abras have for a defense mechanism. He has just a bare chest with some odd, yet beautiful markings on his shoulders and chest. We've been friends for a while, and have both given each other the sign we want to do it together. I'm a little nervous, the kind of nerves I had when asking people out as a human, but if all works out, I could get into a REALLY nice ass.
I arrive at the door of his place. A nice dome-shaped house built by a cliff that overlooked the sea. Perfect place to get laid. I give him my unique knock on his door and he opens up and gives me a big hug. " I'm so happy you came!" he happily said through a cute, ear-to-ear smile. I blushed and the fire on my tail went deep-red as his limp cock rested on my curved leg from his thin sweatpants as he hugged me. I was silent for a while then came to and replied "oh... uh, yeah! Why would I skip out on hangin with you, buddy?" he let go and rushed inside. "Come on in! Just found some really sweet Pechas and my mom came over with cookies! Want some?" he asked. I replied in an obviously sarcastic voice "Oh no, I couldn't possibly, oh, no. no... you kidding? Heat those bad boys up, bro!" Colt laughed. (Damn, I love his laugh.) and stuck the cookies over the fire.
While they heated up, Colt sat down next to me at his kitchen table. "So," he starts, "How uh... How do you like being a charmander? Is it better than being human?" I had to think about it for a sec, than answered " There's so much you can do as a charmander that you can't do as a human, and there's so much you can do as a human that you can't do as a charmander, but yaknowhat, I think Pokemon really understand how to live with one another and get by together. Humans solve their problems by blowing the fuck outta one another." Colt rubbed his smooth head with his ears bent back. "mmmh... good point, I guess." he said, " but it's not like we don't have problems, too, right?" I knew what he was talking about. He told me stories of how he could NOT find any lovers in his life because of his birth defect. It's sensible, unfortunately. Abras without their body armor look quite thin and almost weak. Even if they were well-toned, like Colt. I replied "It's true there's some problems you'll find in both species, but hey, love's tough, Colt! There's always someone out there who'll love you for who you are." it took me a moment to realize my claw was on his shoulder but I didn't take it off. I wondered if he was reading me, knowing I wanted to show him love. He looked at me for a while with those unreadable eyes then smiled. What a beautiful creature this was holding a friendly conversation with me. I couldn't believe the Abra girls (and guys) weren't all over this adorable little male.
Eventually we got to talking about the Pokesports and his plans for an addition on his house, small stuff as we gobbled up the toasty cookies with a glass of Moomoo milk. We both sat on the carpet in front of the fire and I now knew it was in the bag. Me and this Abra were gonna do it tonight. Yet it was fun just knowing and letting it play out. Colt plopped down next to me on the carpet and curled his tail around him. I noticed he undid his drawstrap on his pants so his briefs hung out while his pants rested on his waist, kind of like the "gangsta" style with humans, but this was more for the sex appeal. I pretended to ignore it and finished up my story about falling asleep with my iPod on and listening to 8 straight hours of NIN, and waking up hysterical. He laughed for awhile then we both went silent. Colt stared at me and I raised my head and stared back at him. He spoke up, "I never in my life have felt this happy with somebody. So loved." He gave me a huge grin, and it was like a sunrise piercing o fog. He thrust out and gave me a huge hug, and I hugged him right back, and we stayed there, letting the moment freeze. The flickering light of the fire warming us and lighting the room in which we were going to make love in. Colt eventually pulled back from the hug and with that adorable grin still on his face he said silently, "Alright... I-I think I'm ready."
"Ready?" I asked in that sarcastic tone again, "whatever could you be talking about?" And scooted behind him and put my arms around him. I could feel his excitement inside. I put my muzzle across his shoulder and gently pulled him close to me. He had his claws around my arms and kissed the side of my head. This was it. Me and Colt were about to have the most beautiful sex two pokemon could experience. The thing that separated this time from the last time I did it with a dude was this time, we didn't want to just have a raunchy one night stand, this time, we loved each other, and I immediately realized how badly I wanted to give this young abra as much pleasure as I was capable of. I just wanted to make sure, so I asked, "You really want this, Colt?" He whispered in my ear, "I want it madly."
I closed my eyes and felt my cock unsheathe and erect, moaning as it pulsed and grew to its full, 8 inch length. I let the huge bulge in my pants poke the base of Colt's tail. He began to breathe deep, and I lowered one claw from my hug around his chest, and went inside his sweats. After a second, Colt groaned as I found his anxious sheathe. His shaft pushed out at my touch and I slid my hand out. Colt pulled himself from my, turned to face me, and bean to take of his T shirt. I did the same. "Oh man, we're gonna have so much fun!" he blissfully cried. "Where you wanna do it?" I asked. " uhh..." Colt said, "Ah, let's just do it on the couch! C'mon I'm as hard as a rock!" he got to his feet and ran over to the couch, plopped down and quickly took off his sweats, so just his briefs were on; I finally got to see his length. He was long, real long. A little skinny, but that thing's going in deep. I was ready to present myself. Took off my cargos, and flung myself next to him. Colt kept his eyes fixed on the massive bulge. "You're really big..." Colt looked uncertain, he looked up at me, "do...do you think it will hurt?" I couldn't believe my ears. "Colt, you think I'm going to HURT you?! Just relax! Nothing's happening if you clench yourself up!" Colt's smile returned to his face. "Don't worry Colt, it's going to be wonderful." I felt Colt's tail wrap around my leg, I could feel it gradually completely soften and relax. He put his head into my chest. "I'm ready." He whispered.
"Me too, Colt."
SEE PART 2!!
LETS GET IT OOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
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