Chemicals in the Water
One of my earliest memories is laying on the couch with a fever as I listened to the thunderstorm outside. That world of dripping grey stirred my imagination. I was certain there were creatures out there in the woods, mummified husks laying dormant under the forest floor with dry, pork-rind skin waiting to be revived by the water. I wondered if they would come stalking in through the back door, pelting the hard wood floors with fat sopping drops.
One night, I awoke and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water when a sound caught my ear. The pool in our backyard seemed to be occupied. Peeking through the curtain, I caught a bizarre sight. There in the middle of our pool was a gigantic naked man, his broad muscular back rising like an obelisk from the water. By the moonlight, I could see that his skin was not a natural color, but what appeared to be green. He moved, thrusting wildly into something he held in place over his crotch.
Those flailing arms were instantly recognizable...It was Kermit. A puppet, of course and not the real Kermit. The familiar face bulged outward every time the man thrust into it with what appeared to be a massive cock stretching the puppet until it was more of a condom than anything.
The man I could not recognize at all. He was bald, with a pair of goggles over his eyes, grunting and straining as his chiseled green buttocks jackhammered back and forth. A set of balls bigger than macadamias whipped up out of the water and smacked Kermit in the face before plopping back in the water. Once in a while, he took one hand off his cock to tweak one of the brighter green nipples on his barrel chest.
I screamed out of pure instinct and the frogman reacted. He climbed out of the pool and squatted down on all fours, allowing me to see that he was wearing scuba flippers in addition to the great canyon of a hairless asscrack that he presented.
With great leaps he crossed our yard and into the woods beyond the shoddy picket fence. Kermit remained on his massive cock, wagging wildly with his motions until both disappeared into the night. I flipped on the kitchen lights and ran to the phone, intending to call the police. I froze with my thumb on the keypad.
green...
I had taken one sip of the water- the reason I came down here in the first place. I tossed the phone down and made my way out to the pool.