Tweet'n Donald
My latest musical political parody.
I wish I could actually sing or record this shit.
Tweetin' Donald
(to the tune of Rockin' Robin)
He tweets from the West Wing all night long
Sendin' out facts that he knows are wrong
And when they post them on NBC
He tweets "Fake News is killin' me!"
Tweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet
Tweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet
Go tweetin' Donald
'Cause we're tweetin' up a storm tonight
He said they're lazy in Porto Rico
But he won't talk 'bout gun control
He needed a distraction so, bless our souls
He tweeted 'bout the Packers and the Orioles!
Tweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet
Tweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet
Go tweetin' Donald
'Cause we're tweetin' up a storm tonight
The old white guys in the GOP
Wish that Donald would let it be
But late show hosts all think it's sweet
They love to hear the Donald go tweet tweet tweet
Tweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet
Tweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet
Go tweetin' Donald
'Cause we're tweetin' up a storm tonight
He took some pretty Russians to the Ritz-Carlton
Made them go with the flow and it was fun
Now Vladimir has got him by the balls
One good squeeze and he won't tweet at all!
He tweets from the West Wing all night long
When all of his staff to bed have gone
One-forty characters to do his thing
Our man Donald is the hash-tag king
Tweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet
Tweetin' Donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet
Go tweetin' Donald
'Cause we're tweetin' up a storm tonight
Music and Lyrics: Jimmie Thomas (Leon Rene)
Additional Lyrics: Dikran O.